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Jan 5, 2019

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trowel

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I don't wanna get up in the morning and go to stupid rear end work

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Spergin Morlock posted:

rear end work is not stupid. :colbert:

rear end work is real work. unfortunately I serve the petite bourgeois instead of getting lovingly buttfucked for 8 hours

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Jan 5, 2019

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Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Is this the thread where we post about our fave prez, martin van buren?

a former president and an abolitionist
James Buchanan, a moderate
Louis Cass, a general and expansionist
From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Tingp

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Jan 5, 2019

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not about to see your light
and if you wanna snart helg with me
I can show you what it's like
till you're pingin'

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Jan 5, 2019

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this is optical illusioning me and now I'm not sure if it's his left eye or right eye. or 3rd eye

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what will be come of all the linbtards who insisted Jeffrey epstein killed his self

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smoking big doinks in amish

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the president is a freaking cheeto!!!!!!!!!

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Superanos posted:

imagine life after trump

can you get used to a president that does not tweet?

if one of the clown gently caress dems actually manages to beat taake they are gonna be so loving smug about it you'll still have lots of good content. unless bernie wins i guess, which hes going to, so you have a point.

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Bearjew posted:

what will I post when I can't post trump

binenden

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is the clown world meme racist? one of my friends started saying it but I don't think he's racist but I'm pretty sure it has like 4chan origins and I'm worried about my boy. what should I do

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Superanos posted:

yes it is

The idea is that we live in a "clown world" because you're not allowed to be racist or sexist, therefore the world has gone insane. This is seen as a jewish plan to discriminate against white men. Anything progressive is part of the clown world.

Basically a synonym to "cultural marxism"

he's only used it in the context of epstein so far but yeah it's not a good look

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Marx Headroom posted:

nothing* pisses me off more than the "capitalism has measurably improved conditions more than any other system of production in history" line of argument

sure dickweed lemme finish lunch and then I'll spawn a completely different timeline where communism won and then we'll compare then figures side by side

*except dippin dots

what's wrong with dippin dots

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I'm pretty sure socialism would bring some radical changes to Hollywood and I'm reasonably sure the same is true of the games industry.

99% of good video games are made in japan or are janky pc rpgs from one of the weird europe countries. so those should be fine

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punchymcpunch posted:

literally ban video games

come qnd and take em

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abolish work and hang all managers

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when does orange man go to fail jail and are they going to interview him before the committee on live tv

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A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the A.C.L.U. was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, who was just released from the Marines after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Marine shot him fourteen times with an AR-15! This sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was instantly dead.

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell silent also.....Waiting.

Eventually, another student spoke up. He looked at the Marine in the front row and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid poo poo and act like an rear end in a top hat. So he sent me."

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Jan 5, 2019

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10bux whoever uploaded the pdf to the teleprompter intentionally spelled it battle of the BOWLge so he wouldn't call it The Battle of the Bugle

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beer before liquor get tirnmp quicker

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shovelbum posted:

The ambiguous reading of "content" here is beautiful

https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1193894400562094082?s=19

lmao

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cum i tatus

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tacodaemon posted:

poasting thi sgain because i cant stop thinking about it



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Lastgirl posted:

god the banality of this

the insipid drivel of this water cooler office level talk

capitalism really does suck lmao

used up all my pto so im taking my infant son to get his dick all hosed up and they aint even gonna pay me for it

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Jan 5, 2019

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I've given up on following all this poo poo. does anything matter yet, and are they going to do an impeachment interview with trump on live tv?

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I know I don't post in this thread much and I don't have the clout that the regulars have, but I think this is the best thread on SA from the standpoint of posts. just thought you all should know

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tugnp le monde

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turns out this guy is actually a chud too so it all comes full circle and dark things will begin stalking our world

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*snnop dogg voice* deep state? coo

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quesadilla bombs

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dum trumpster

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im always posting tyepiemp
when no one is around
cause nothing makes me feel
anythings worthwhile

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they look like cartoon hooves

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Louisgod posted:

beef cheese israel

hmm doesn’t work well

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Jan 5, 2019

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Gringostar posted:

hate to interrupt chili chat... but this needs posting

https://mobile.twitter.com/jaymesprs/status/1198303090065264640

Would

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