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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Proud Christian Mom posted:

"taxes are killing me" I scream as I pick up my $7000 operator dog in my $83k truck and drive to my McMansion oh yeah Im just some dumb middle manager in Ohio who cosplays as a rancher because im the most fragile motherfucker alive

These people should be getting dogs as lazy as they actually are. A Malinois is waaaay too high strung for most people. Get a Tibetan terrier instead, they were bred for the sole purpose of keeping monks warm.

Or better yet get a mutt from the pound.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm honestly surprised there's this many people who've never seen dog police

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

A Bad Poster posted:

Lmao the two frames where Ilhan is wearing a suicide vest.

god drat, I wonder if they actually edited it out of all the other stills to avoid being called racist or if they thought they were being clever

https://twitter.com/unclebradish/status/1193209749291950080

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/ThomasIsOnline/status/1193198692406304769?s=20

Stephen Crowder, renowned idiot, accidentally made greatness.

thanks steve



Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
They're inside, placing a Bible on top of the indigenous flag, and saying "Bolivia is a place of Christianity now" (paraphrasing)

I'm sure that's protocol for securing a palace though

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

A Bad Poster posted:

Where did the Soros poo poo come from originally? InfoWars and/or Stormfront?

Being a billionaire funding political organizations is ok if you're republican, but if you're a democrat you're plotting the rise of the new world order.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://shop.elizabethwarren.com/products/billionaire-tears-mug

It's a good troll, I'll give her that.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Lord Douchebag posted:

Here's a related video that's aged very well


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mT-GbyZPhc

"Good luck finding a garnish for your toilet hooch"

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Looking forward to Robert Bales getting a pardon as a buzzer beater before Trump gets removed/voted out

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

please clap :smith:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I keep seeing that same screenshot getting shared and I don't know if it's the actual Q narrative or one random crazy/troll

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

He who denied it is the one who supplied it

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Really hoping this is a hacker winding everyone up to get goatse'd

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

literally this big posted:

This whole 'Cybertruck' thing is turning into a fiasco, and I've contacted the proper authorities.

https://twitter.com/illegalcarrot/status/1198019846769799168?s=19

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

bird food bathtub posted:

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. How are they so god drat stupid?

Pretty much BoomerUnderstandingOfTech.txt

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
John Bolton would also like Facebook to know THAT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SELL MY PHOTOS OR MY LIKENESS AND I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING SO IN THIS POST

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I know this will never happen, but if the Daily Dot could frack down the Goatse guy and get an interview, I’d love to read a Vice article about Grover and his eponymous dwelling because at this point Grover is to construction disasters as Goatse is to stretching the anus into something the Harlem Globetrotters could dunk on.

I thought we knew his name and he died a few years ago?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Casimir Radon posted:

Uh, do they just mean the LE Rangers, or all of them?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I pretty much got in because it looked cool in video games


My dumb rear end didn't believe in anything back then, I wore this to the recruiters office ffs

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Nov 23, 2019

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Lay off baltar dudes

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Lots of good advice going around



Edit: lmao



:tinfoil:

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Nov 24, 2019

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

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That Works posted:

So it can find lost SEALs

That's what Rangers are for

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