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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1190322883442163712?s=21

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

i'm sure if dogs refused to cooperate with cops it would go well for them

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

That’s the only season of survivor I’ve seen. He was a pretty stereotypical Vietnam vet, cranky and continuously bitching. He always commented how he hated everyone and didn’t understand the dude who ended up winning (and who he basically made win due to his vote).

That sounds like every vet.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Chichevache posted:

Who the gently caress sits around reading the constitution?

Patriots :patriot:

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

How the gently caress did I get a better education on your history than you

The US never did bad stuff according to the US.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/cancel_sam/status/1190855113373560833?s=21

Just another rich person.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


Chaser:


https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1191335181694767105?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

BigDave posted:

:stare: Isn't this felony murder?

Khashoggi was a resident of Virginia, and they still have the death penalty.

I rolled my eyes really hard at this post.

2019.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

As Americans, we knew what we signed up for.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

KirbyKhan posted:

Epstein was American AND rich. He got murdered with no consequence.

It’s was probably marginally more difficult to be involved in sex trafficking for like a week

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

EBB posted:

just what yellowstone needs, a loving delivery van fleet

Food trucks stocked with trump steaks :smugdon:

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1191919473734930432?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

We need things to be shittier for everyone, not better for anyone.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

hobbesmaster posted:

Seems more like a universal daycare proposal than an “extending the school day” proposal?

Who is going to be the care taker?

Teachers.

When will they grade papers? Create lesson plans? Actually do all of the things that are required outside of teaching time?

Actually, they’ll probably allocate enough funds for education to pay for professional care takers.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

If you get liberty mutual insurance you get a free Alexa! Also Spotify is giving away a free google home pod thing.

I’m reminded of Jim Carrey in Batman Forever...

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Look, they're a poo poo company and whatnot, but plenty of other employers out there are easily as bad, if not worse.

poo poo on amazon all you want, I never had a bad work experience there, besides walking 10-15 miles a day, but that's paid cardio.

You’re not going to win this argument even if you are right.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Crakkerjakk posted:

Like, FDR came into office after years of economic depression, people near starvation, and with literal armed spontaneous uprisings popping up across the Midwest.

We are nowhere near there.

Had twitter been a thing back then it would be more like it is now.

We are just lazy.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

I can appreciate incremental change as a theory but I think we are getting to the point where the inflation of our shittiness is outpacing anything short of drastic changes. See climate change, for example — also I don’t believe in incremental changes for social justice, though I know it’s probably the best approach. I don’t believe we should “incrementally” stop being racist, xenophobic war mongers. I don’t think we should “incrementally” give people better health care. I don’t think we should “incrementally” combat police violence against minorities. I don’t think we should “incrementally” tru to get rid of the Nazis that are starting to pop up.

And so on and so forth. I don’t think we have time anymore for incremental change from the inside.

I don’t know what the solution is though.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Casimir Radon posted:

Populism in practice just means appealing to the worst tendencies of the dumbest people in your country, then robbing them blind.

That’s just politics, dude.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/independent/status/1192482434367008769?s=21

Sigh...

Why Jeff...

Why couldn’t you just shut the gently caress up.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

BTB is coming back?!

Who gives a poo poo when DPPH is coming back

Imagine torrenting porn in 2019.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Pornhub and Xnxx only exist to feed the bing results.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

How come people only remember nazis being socialist and that’s why we can’t be socialist, but don’t ever talk about the nationalist part?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

mlmp08 posted:

Gender reveal parties have killed more people than antifa, tbh.

Babies, the real problem in America???

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


ok boomer

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Some funny news to start your day


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1193749537778737158?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

*uses 9/11 to bitch about a humanitarian crisis exasperated by an invasion that used 9/11 as propaganda for justification*

fuckin’ Muslims

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

my kinda ape posted:

Tell him to read about Daniel Inouye and then tell him to go gently caress himself.

If a 20 year old is going off about important Muslims then he’s probably not going to read anything you suggest to him.

Just ask him where he was when 9/11 happened and then tell him to go gently caress himself.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CommieGIR posted:

Apparently all November is Veterans MONTH now?

So I get a free bloomin onion every day then?

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

if all you did on deployment is beat off then you are just as entitled to your free olive garden as i am

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Best Friends posted:

And nationalizing industries is something every successful country has done.

Well...

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

A wise man once said don’t argue with fools, because from a distance you can’t tell who is who.

Everyone participating in this argument looks foolish.. I’ve seen a dozen posts asking for evidence of I don’t know what. You’re not getting your evidence.

Have this instead:


https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1194375333048438790?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

gently caress off, cole

This is a good microcosm of the posting quality of the last two pages. Keep it up.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

I posted a serious argument, and you replied to say that just arguing at all makes you look stupid, so I thought I would switch it up

Post the evidence. Any evidence. If you don’t imma ask you again in two pages.


https://twitter.com/scmphongkong/status/1194517157331161088?s=21

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


drat, do you do what everyone trolling you says? I was mocking you lol


https://twitter.com/nuova_venezia/status/1194171786671341568?s=21

That’s 57 inches, a new record! Numbers go up, global warming good?

colachute fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Nov 13, 2019

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Flying_Crab posted:

How come your bars open so late?

Execs people typically make their appearances in the office in the morning before ducking out for happy hour.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Death to Nazis imho

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

That Works posted:

If Nunez's statement is their defense then woof.

It's just "no collusion the dems colluded with Russia" "None of us support this so the dems shouldnt even do this because bipartisanship" etc

It’ll work.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Schiff should start talking about all of those republicans who said they were in favor of impeachment.

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

E: Nevermind, you two can continue to slap fight. It’s dumb but entertaining.

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