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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

Cole is fighting for his life in a holding cell that WWE will tell you is just a Saudi United Club

Oh God they found out about his legit journalism background, didn't they?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Lois: Peter, the kids are all trapped in the middle east, what should we do?
Peter: Holy crap, Lois, I don't know.... it's like that time I made Velasquez tap for-


loving didn't need to hear Heyman say Brock had an orgasmic experience jfc

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Rename thread title to "GOOGLE HIM BITCHES"

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

That chair shot to the knee looked like it legit hurt. This is a loving hilarious farce. :laffo:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

omg if brock worked this so he doesn't even have to wrestle for the extra payday, lmao

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


When life gives you lemons, serve them as is. Lemons are good poo poo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It won't happen because Hellworld etc, but I'd be more than happy with Rey Mysterio beating Brock and taking the title to Raw.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Yo this sucks lmao

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

its so quite, lmao

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Would be fun to get paid big bucks to stand in a ring for a few minutes looking bored.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Well that's one way to get one of the belts off of Smackdown.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Every one of these Brock promos is just like when I'm in a wedding party and trying not to lock my knees during the ceremony

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Just saying: AEW doesn't have these problems.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Lesnar is daydreaming of what kinda car he's gonna buy with today's extra paycheck.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
did they really do all of this just to flip the belts

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If he's quit Smackdown then the title is vacated, right.

Pollyanna posted:

Just saying: AEW doesn't have these problems.

:hmmyes:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Brock Lesnar looks like he's stuck in an idle animation lmao

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

would that not have been a situation HHH would want to involve himself in, kayfabe-wise?

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



15 minutes of nothing. Cool.


Cool. Cool. Cool.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...what was the point of that backstage walk....oh for God's sake no. :cripes:

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

GrimGypsy posted:

omg if brock worked this so he doesn't even have to wrestle for the extra payday, lmao

Brock is a goddamn genius at getting paid. I am in awe.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I know their indecision means they'll be playing the belt shuffle forever, but just leave them both on Smackdown and have Seth Rollins and Drew McIntyre wrestling forever for ultimately hollow victories because they have nothing to fight for. Have every episode of Raw end with people just standing motionless in the ring staring into the middle distance wondering what they're doing with their lives. Achieve show/audience synchronicity.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Big Huski Boi posted:

If it's anything like the United Club in the C concourse at O'Hare, I'd rather be in Riyadh

that one suckksss. I always use the one in B.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Commentary: He can't just quit, he has a contract!!!

*Wrestler walks right past Kayfabe-Boss who just shrugs and smirks at his friend*

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the lovely airport garbage that doesn't matter just gave them a lot more interest and a better rating

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i enjoyed the lighthouse

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


sportsgenius86 posted:

that one suckksss. I always use the one in B.

Yeah that's what I did last time, I learned my lesson. Those bartenders give you a heavy pour too, god bless em.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Way to talk all over Bayley's new (generic sounding, to be fair) music.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Bayley picked the same eyes I used for my Mii

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I haven't watched in a while and heard about heel Bayley, but she got a butt rock theme??

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why does Bayley have David Flair's music

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



HEY KAYLA!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Big Huski Boi posted:

Yeah that's what I did last time, I learned my lesson. Those bartenders give you a heavy pour too, god bless em.

one of the evening check-in ladies in B knows me by name now. I spend way more time in that loving place than I care to.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

*Spends minutes talking about how superstars are contractually obligated to raw or smackdown*

*Runs a promo for Seth Rollins vs Bray Wyatt on Raw this monday*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So are Nikki and Alexa just not friends anymore?

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I liked when the commentator said: "Bayley never smiles" and then she immediately smiles.

Also that Nikki Cross now has the Ultimate Warrior entrance? WWE is basically just bad covers of old WWE

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
There's a weird air in the energy here tonight!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
how has smackdown been

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1190425627993600000

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