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Heather Papps

hello friend


Hihohe posted:

Well my game crashed after I did a lot of stuff so I'm a little miffed I'll start over tomorrow from where I saved.

:negative:

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Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Will do another month or 2 in game probably tonight. Get your Dwarf mes in right now.

Fuubi

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Could I get a look into what my dwarf's up to?

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I said i was gonna do some DF today but I did an APOC game in warhammer and now im mentally exhausted so ill do it tomorrow sorry for the wait



Fuubi posted:

Could I get a look into what my dwarf's up to?

Yeah sure

Heather Papps

hello friend


Hihohe posted:

I said i was gonna do some DF today but I did an APOC game in warhammer and now im mentally exhausted so ill do it tomorrow sorry for the wait

it's harder than it looks. The pros make it seem simple. I am so glad I finished my year before the flu truly took hold.

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


It's strange, there are a lot of little things to take note of that, in a normal df game, you'd pass up. Dwarf has a baby, ho hum. But a named goon dwarf would want to know that so you have to put that in the post.

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


1st of Hematite


Fuubi, it seems you are stressed. Looks like because you want to be creative so im assigning you as a Engraver and put some murals designations around the fort. Hopefully this fixes it because i fear you'll go into Sad town.



...

This guy was elected Mayor.


...

This fucker right here



Throwing a tantrum all over the place. He tore down a statue and got in a fight with one of our craftsdwarfs.

Heather Papps had a baby!


Hes uhh... something


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hOd7u35no


Looks like were gonna have a fight on our hands.

Twenty Four


i hope my dorf did a thing

last she got a little crazy and possessed and made herself a water buffalo bone pike i think?

i have no idea what that does or if it means anything

Stoner Sloth

is my dwarf still okay? :ohdear:







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Twenty Four posted:

i hope my dorf did a thing

last she got a little crazy and possessed and made herself a water buffalo bone pike i think?

i have no idea what that does or if it means anything

pikes are very very strong melee weapons! this means absolutely nothing to us as humans are the only ones burly enough to use them lmao

could probably make a horrifying weapon trap out of it though

Heather Papps

hello friend


Hihohe posted:

Heather Papps had a baby!


Hes uhh... something


The prince that was promised!!@
\
:stoked:

Nosfereefer

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cool we're wrestling a cyclops now

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Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Yeah, sorry guys, it was RPG night so i didnt get around do dwurf. Ill do it tommorow, promise.

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


5th of Malachite


I gather my squad of valiant dwarfs. The Gifts of Glaze. Well show that cyclops what Cuddleboat dwarfs are made of.



We meet in the woods north of the Fort entrance.



And we finally see this one eyed terror.



Aspsa. This hideous monster should be a worthy opponent.



We crash into the Cyclops, assaulting her with our shields and our mighty dwarven fists.

The Cyclops attempt to hit our dwarfs but we are too fast. We deftly dodge every attack it swings at us.


(this is just one page.)

I may have gotten carried away and I loving bite her face. (I renamed my profession "fight dwarf")


Finally the Cyclops passes out from the barrage.


Now its just us kicking the downed cyclops.

Likot Olonkegeth Finally reels back and jams their shield right in the cyclops skull. This battle is over.


Hmmph. Barely a challenge for my crew. None of us got so much a scratch.

google THIS

Hihohe posted:

I may have gotten carried away and I loving bite her face. (I renamed my profession "fight dwarf")


Sexy hammerdwarf enjoys this turn of events in a sexual manner.

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I could post the fight logs if you guys want but there's not much there.I dont think the cyclops hit once. It's just the dwarves using it as a punching bag until it finally passed out from exhaustion and the the dwarfs just coup de graced it.

Nosfereefer

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hell yeah!

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Heather Papps

hello friend



Metal as gently caress

Nosfereefer

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unarmed combat is ridiculously brutal. rip-off-someones-ear-and-beat-them-to-death-with-it brutal

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Dungeon Ecology

wow that fight almost turned romantic what with all the mouth biting

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Dammit. Im moving computers so im gonna have to grab DF from the other one and move it to here. so give me time and ill continue.

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I got it. Ill work on some dwarfing tonight or tommorow.

Nosfereefer

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are we at war with anybody? we should totally piss someone off

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Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Probably goblins. I haven't looked at the other civs

FreshCutFries

there's just goblins and elves in the world, and they both have nearby sites I think.

idk why there hasn't been an elven caravan or goblins.

FreshCutFries

also holy poo poo a beast! finally!!!!

i was so bummed when my maxed savagery, maxed beasts world was so drat peaceful

Heather Papps

hello friend


bump



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I'll be dwarfing after work dont you worry

Heather Papps

hello friend


Hihohe posted:

I'll be dwarfing after work dont you worry

phew



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

Dwarf Fortress Thread Year 5: Any Day Now We'll Finish Year 4

I say that in friendly jest of course :D also I forget which year we're actually on

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


6th of Malachite

Well with the cyclops beaten into a bruised pulp, Me and my crew head back for a well deserved drink.


After awhile we settle back into the quiet life. Meanwhile Dobar gets a weird look in thier eye and wanders off toward the Craftdwarf district.



More Migrants Arrive. More loving layabouts.


Decided to expand the housing district more. More rooms for dwarfs is always welcome.


1st of Galena

Dobar finally comes out of the workshop with a puzzlebox they made. drat its got a lot of detail


I decided to turn this whole area into a Furniture and Finished goods storage area. We got the room and itll be easier to sell bins of crafts in stead of getting one item at a time.


Thats about it for this month and a half.

Hihohe fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jan 17, 2020

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Next one tommorow for sure
I THINK! IN FACT I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING THAT DAY BUT ILL TRY

Nosfereefer

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priorities!

you could waste the day doing important real life adult stuff, or you could play with dwarves for your internet buddies

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Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I'll try to get a month done on lunch today

Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


15th of Galena

Everyone and their mother is transporting furniture and crafts to the new stockpile.




Okay. If one of you is sick please refrain from hauling until you are better. You are leaving a line of puke.




By Armok, we got a fuckload of furniture.




Other than that not much else.

Nosfereefer

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i'll bite

why all the tables?

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Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


We might need them

Heather Papps

hello friend


Nosfereefer posted:

i'll bite

why all the tables?

I knew EXACTLY what I was doing and it's all going to plan

google THIS

"Look, I made more tables!"

"I thought I specifically asked you to make goblets, cups, or mugs."

"........So, not enough tables?"

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Hihohe

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Gonna fort after work tomorrow. Gonna do it for a couple of months as theres not much going on.

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