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Luvcow

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the last thread was amazing to watch so i can't thank you enough for starting this one. loved when mr. willsauce inadvertently destroyed everything (please come back willsauce...)

:f5:

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Luvcow

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Piso Mojado posted:

quite literally the proudest moment of my posting life is me defeating the dragon with a loving hammer

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3801661&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=10

thanks for the link. just reading that page alone got me excited for a new thread.

Luvcow

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Nosfereefer posted:

the best parts of the last thread was people loving up badly

Luvcow

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just want everyone to be aware that i am the expedition leader and some of my better qualities are that i'm vulgar, weak, quite susceptible to disease, clumsy, have poor empathy, am often nervous and require alcohol to get through the day

:boom:

Luvcow

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vanisher posted:

My entire knowledge of how to feed dwarves is either farming or trading for food so I hope we have one of those options. If not we may be hunting the joyous creatures to survive in my year.

poets?

Luvcow

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moist sweaty dwarfs playing in the summer bogs and marshes

Luvcow

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thats actually super helpful, thank you

is there anyway we can befriend that cat or is it just a stray we cant interact with?

can we eat the cat? (i don't want to eat the cat btw i was just wondering, asking for a friend.)

Luvcow

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pixaal posted:

You just jinxed that cat into become the fixation of an artifact. That is going to become a cat bone bed now.... poor kitty.

If you aren't familiar sometimes dwarfs enter a state where they MUST gather a bunch of materials, some may be best thought of as evil (pets, other dwarfs, etc) if they fail to gather them after a year or so they go insane and murder the fort. If they do success they make a priceless artifact! And the resultant item is often of a material that is not normally legal for that item. So you can't tell a dwarf to make a cat bone bed, but one can decide it's going to get made and mutilate the cat. Of course if you catch it in time you can wall the dwarf off and have them starve to death instead.

:stare:

every time someone does one of these threads i learn more crazy poo poo about this game

i definitely agree with:

FreshCutFries posted:

that said, nobody harm the fort animals, please

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
is that masterwork chair going to be safely placed in the locked room with the bed?

and also:

Twenty Four posted:

It might seem simple, but seeing a little dwarf with my name running around doing stuff makes me happy.

Luvcow

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:doit:

Luvcow

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this is amazing thank you

i feel like my dwarf expedition leader is lacking in leader skills so i hope luvcow dwarf doesn't gently caress this all up

:pray:

but i know luvcow dwarf will

Luvcow

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FreshCutFries posted:

luvcow is also a very good consoler, and I've already noticed a few dwarfs thinking that they felt better after talking to him.

lets drink some alcohol because i require it to make it through the day

Luvcow

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Nosfereefer posted:

gonna fire this baby up tomorrow!

:woop:

Luvcow

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wtf!????

also welcome immigrants, we are still accepting of you and not planning on building a wall and making the dingo men pay for it... yet

Luvcow

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these threads are always amazing

thank you fresh cut fries and nosfereefer for your work and vivid narrative, this is the best thread right now

Luvcow

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Nosfereefer posted:

like, i don't even know why the dogs in our current fortress are surviving. are we feeding them? do they help themselves to our food stockpiles? do they even need food? :iiam:

I thought they were slowly eating the dingo men and women

Luvcow

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first of all happy thanksgiving to my fellow dwarves

:neckbeard:

secondly: has anyone played this game enough "years" to have the little dwarf babies grow up to be viable dwarf adults/workers etc. or are the babies just a drain on our resources? not saying we should eat the babies but is it possible to eat the babies? do the dwarves get sad if another dwarf eats their baby?

:ohdear:

Luvcow

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i like that the dwarf baby likes to consume cherry wine

Luvcow

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it looks like mrs. dwarf paps drank straight through her pregnancy

also: who is getting all these dwarves pregnant?

Luvcow

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Heather Papps posted:

so now all animals are "available"

Luvcow

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i'm starting to think that maybe we should make a goblet, cup or mug

Luvcow

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FreshCutFries posted:

the year's...kind of gone on for quite a while now. i'd say finish it up whenever you're able. i can always do a repeat year until someone else comes along.

:pray:

Luvcow

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thread is alive again!

:woop:

Luvcow

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Nosfereefer posted:

and now, we wait for the poets :evilbuddy:

:ohdear:

Luvcow

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Nosfereefer posted:

so... do we have any goblets yet?

:cripes:

Luvcow

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Nosfereefer posted:

thank you for your sacrifice

Luvcow

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Heather Papps posted:

pm me if i messed up the upload somehow, i was not in the most lucid headspace that day

thank you for your service

:911:

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Luvcow

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FreshCutFries posted:

sorry y'all :(

if someone else wants to take up the year go ahead. i will return

as an observer i'd say no worries, dwarves live a long life

also merry christmas :)

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