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I want in on this. Hope I die like a champ and not because Urist lost his thumb years ago and I cant stopping thinking about it. |
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Yeah it's really amazing how you kinda channel the matrix in "you see 0s and Cs, but I see tree trunks and cats" after awhile. |
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Nov 9, 2019 21:19
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Mark my words, I will taste Kentucky Fried Cat by the end of this fort. |
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Nov 9, 2019 22:42
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we have too many fishery workers. Let me be a head cuddler or an engraver or anything other than working with fish. its undwarf-like. |
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yeah in game a fishery worker auto prepares fish at the fishery building. For some reason you always get a lot in DF |
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super mario batali posted:Ok I generated a world, now what do I do? Yeah just pick a spot to die in. if you got more questions take them to this thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3616403&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 And i know that i wouldnt have learned this game without the wiki http://dwarffortresswiki.org/ |
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Nov 11, 2019 05:21
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Goblets are for assholes -this message is brought to you by the mug lovers crew |
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Nov 19, 2019 14:27
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Yeah otherwise dwarfs just stick their head in the barrel and inhale the alcohol they need. Getting the beard all messy 
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Nov 19, 2019 16:21
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I volunteer for the Militia. Anything but the stink of fish. |
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Nov 19, 2019 20:01
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Alright Dwarves! We have no weapons, armor, or proper barracks but ill whip you into fighting shape. Nevermind that i havnt even seen a warhammer or that i just learned what "dodging" was this morning. Im sure well excell at it, Especially with me in charge. |
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Nov 19, 2019 22:13
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google THIS posted:This sounds like foreshadowing to me. It always is |
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Nov 20, 2019 02:06
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I propose everyone get their own minibar |
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Nov 27, 2019 07:06
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Heather Papps posted:i think this means the year is over and i don't know what to do with the traders what do i do? The year is over when you see "Spring has arrived!"at the bottom. The traders bum around at the trade depot for awhile. |
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Dec 2, 2019 15:37
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Turn rabbits into meat and leather |
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Dec 14, 2019 05:44
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If he doesn't I'm willing to take over. Be warned, I'm a cruel and vain overseer. |
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Dec 23, 2019 15:06
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You better...
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Dec 23, 2019 15:23
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If I become overseer I will make an above ground Gulag where you farm potatoes and break rocks into blocks. Dwarfs who refuse to make bucklers will be thrown in the gulag. Dwarfs who export said bucklers will be thrown in the gulag. That one guy who slurps when he drinks his ale will be thrown in the gulag. I dont particularly like that one dwarfs face so she will go to the gulag. |
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Dec 23, 2019 16:19
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Yeah if none of you pick this up I'm gonna on Sunday |
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Dec 28, 2019 16:06
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God dammit... wheres the most recent loving save... |
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Dec 29, 2019 17:06
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Prepare yourself dwarven goons. |
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Dec 29, 2019 18:16
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Alright. 4th of Granite, Year 553. Hihohe here as overseer in Cuddleboat. You ever stop and look at the place you live and wonder," what the gently caress?"  we need a proper tavern. This is just a bunch of tables. Im making some dance halls and designating the place as a tavern 
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Dec 29, 2019 18:44
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Using some of our copper to make some picks. Gonna get some of these layabouts some work with them. BEER IS FOR THOSE WHO BENEFIT THE FORT. These other fuckers never gave us weapons. What are we supposed to do when the goblins come? Slap them? No. were making some proper dwarven gear.  Helll yeaaaaah  Ushat made an earring.  Its pretty cool We also need a really big place to put food. A larder for you lard asses.  Anyway I did some things this month and Im pretty confident in the choices i made. Im gonna rename 5 dwarfs this month so if you havent been dwarfed speak up. |
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Dec 29, 2019 19:19
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I'll do more DF after work tomorrow. Lemme know what your preference of dwarf is. We got lots of farmers that need naming...
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Dec 30, 2019 06:08
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3rd of Slate Some Dwarves have Introduced themselves to me   Thats it , Im making some mugs! Everyone keeps complaining about how its disgusting when Stanky Urist dumps his poo poo covered beard into the ale when he drinks from it. Frankly, I agree with them.  But just this amount and we share them. Just in case someone gets injured i decided to make a medical area  So far though im just sitting back relaxing and watching dwarfs go about their day. We have some dwarfs telling stories in the Tavern. Some kids are playing. Life is good.   RIVETING |
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Dec 31, 2019 04:22
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Gonna add more dwarfs so say "dwarf me" if you want in. Also say if you have a preference of job. |
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Dec 31, 2019 14:17
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Should put more by tomorrow. I was partying hard for new years and by hard I mean getting drunk in my underwear, alone, for all day. |
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Jan 2, 2020 05:51
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Well my game crashed after I did a lot of stuff so I'm a little miffed I'll start over tomorrow from where I saved. |
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Jan 3, 2020 03:09
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22nd of Slate Another introduction to a dwarf  I dont like all the workshops being scattered around. Im going to dissassemble some and make a place for the to go in the lower levels.  All the food based workshops should go near the food stockpile. Kitchens Fisherys Butchershops. Its just more organized this way Ive also assigned Tradjik to be the Tavern Keeper. THat dwarf know how to serve a nice beer.  Welp Thob finally was found dead. They said he was so depressed that he wouldnt even drink beer. So sad.  That reminds me. I dont think we have a place for the Dead to rest. Im designating this place as a small public crypt. Dwarfs should rest within the earth.  I get the feeling we are gonna need these in the future. A lot of them. 
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Jan 4, 2020 02:22
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There are numerous guys who look like they are sadding themselves to death. |
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Jan 4, 2020 02:29
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Nah just the newer depression slump that still hasnt been patch out. Dwarfs will keep remembering one bad thing that they saw and it will cycle over and over till they drop. |
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Jan 4, 2020 03:19
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Will do another month or 2 in game probably tonight. Get your Dwarf mes in right now. |
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Jan 5, 2020 16:03
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I said i was gonna do some DF today but I did an APOC game in warhammer and now im mentally exhausted so ill do it tomorrow sorry for the waitFuubi posted:Could I get a look into what my dwarf's up to? Yeah sure |
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Jan 6, 2020 04:35
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It's strange, there are a lot of little things to take note of that, in a normal df game, you'd pass up. Dwarf has a baby, ho hum. But a named goon dwarf would want to know that so you have to put that in the post. |
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Jan 6, 2020 18:30
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1st of Hematite Fuubi, it seems you are stressed. Looks like because you want to be creative so im assigning you as a Engraver and put some murals designations around the fort. Hopefully this fixes it because i fear you'll go into Sad town.  ... This guy was elected Mayor.  ... This fucker right here  Throwing a tantrum all over the place. He tore down a statue and got in a fight with one of our craftsdwarfs. Heather Papps had a baby!  Hes uhh... something  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3hOd7u35no  Looks like were gonna have a fight on our hands. |
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Jan 7, 2020 03:51
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Yeah, sorry guys, it was RPG night so i didnt get around do dwurf. Ill do it tommorow, promise. |
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Jan 9, 2020 05:54
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5th of Malachite I gather my squad of valiant dwarfs. The Gifts of Glaze. Well show that cyclops what Cuddleboat dwarfs are made of.  We meet in the woods north of the Fort entrance.  And we finally see this one eyed terror.  Aspsa. This hideous monster should be a worthy opponent.  We crash into the Cyclops, assaulting her with our shields and our mighty dwarven fists. The Cyclops attempt to hit our dwarfs but we are too fast. We deftly dodge every attack it swings at us.  (this is just one page.) I may have gotten carried away and I loving bite her face. (I renamed my profession "fight dwarf")  Finally the Cyclops passes out from the barrage.  Now its just us kicking the downed cyclops. Likot Olonkegeth Finally reels back and jams their shield right in the cyclops skull. This battle is over.  Hmmph. Barely a challenge for my crew. None of us got so much a scratch. |
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Jan 10, 2020 02:01
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I could post the fight logs if you guys want but there's not much there.I dont think the cyclops hit once. It's just the dwarves using it as a punching bag until it finally passed out from exhaustion and the the dwarfs just coup de graced it. |
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Jan 10, 2020 06:48
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Dammit. Im moving computers so im gonna have to grab DF from the other one and move it to here. so give me time and ill continue. |
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Jan 12, 2020 07:38
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I got it. Ill work on some dwarfing tonight or tommorow. |
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Probably goblins. I haven't looked at the other civs |
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