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All right, I'm in, I would like to be a dwarf and hate rain with an undying passion as well. Is that a typical dwarf trait or did we just happen to roll a bunch of hydrophobes?
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All right, I'm in, I would like to be a dwarf and hate rain with an undying passion as well. Is that a typical dwarf trait or did we just happen to roll a bunch of hydrophobes?
...or was it just raining that day? I know literally nothing about this game and at first glance figured the quotes at the top of those character profiles were their all-defining catchphrase.
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Nov 11, 2019 16:53
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I do have to appreciate that "extremely rich detailed open world game" always translates in practice to something like "deranged lunatics shoveling raw flour into their gaping maws" even before adding mechanics intended to turn them into deranged lunatics.
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Nov 11, 2019 21:24
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I tried to embark and the game crashed.
I'm pretty new to all of this but I think you did it right.
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Nov 13, 2019 04:50
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Within the last season, she felt anxious due to queefing.
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Nov 13, 2019 21:22
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Kinda picturing the cook as obsessed with cooking the mushrooms and constantly looking for loopholes in all the rules imposed upon him.
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Nov 18, 2019 02:12
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Look, I can wrap up some last-minute work while crowning or I can pay attention to where my baby plops on the stone floor, but not both. Priorities.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:55
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NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, WHATSOEVER, OPEN BOTH FLOODGATES AT ONCE!!!
this will quickly flood the entire fortress, possibly drowning every single soul in the main hall
This sounds like foreshadowing to me.
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Nov 20, 2019 01:25
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So, mechanics question, is food spoilage not a thing or is it mercifully lenient or do dwarven digestive systems just not give a gently caress? I skimmed the last thread and it seems like the game carefully calculates the secretions of a dwarf's salivary glands as he pries the lid off a barrel of raw uncleaned seafood that's been sitting in a damp cave for six months.
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Nov 20, 2019 17:56
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I propose a hybrid approach, a variedly skilled militia peppered with a few cuddle commandos who know little of life outside of cuddling, practicing cuddling, and drinking.
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Nov 20, 2019 23:33
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Also I volunteer to be our sexy dominatrix hammerer as long as it's cool if I bring one or more of my four children to work if I can't find a sitter.
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Nov 20, 2019 23:45
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What about cups? Or mugs?
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Dec 10, 2019 23:07
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(giving a tour) And this is the sand room. Just a room full of loving sand. Please hold all questions until the end. Now if you will climb over the bed and through this door you will see...
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Dec 15, 2019 19:10
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Also are we chomping on flour like weird cokeheads yet and have I give anybody a sexy and potentially fatal punishment sesh?
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Dec 31, 2019 02:43
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Nah just the newer depression slump that still hasnt been patch out. Dwarfs will keep remembering one bad thing that they saw and it will cycle over and over till they drop.
Frightening realism.
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Jan 4, 2020 03:31
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"Look, I made more tables!"
"I thought I specifically asked you to make goblets, cups, or mugs."
"........So, not enough tables?"
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also I forget which year we're actually on
