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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Found a large album for Khujand, which is in Tajikistan's north.

KHUJAND & VICINITY, TAJIKISTAN:















































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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

We all know if Japan removed the pixelated genitals no one would ever bother talking about any other country

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman
This thread owns, I’ve never seen most of these places and they look cool. Thanks, op.

:iia:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

This is great. There's something about the spartan Soviet architecture, elusive "barren" landscapes, and culture that fascinates me.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Accretionist posted:

ALMATY (THE "BIG APPLE"), ALMATY REGION, KAZAKHSTAN:



SLC looking good

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
OP post something about Samarkand. It used to be this near-mythic far off place everyone had heard of but no one had been to.

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
Are these places being road and belted yet or is that still in the future?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mooey Cow posted:

OP post something about Samarkand. It used to be this near-mythic far off place everyone had heard of but no one had been to.

Like "New Jersey" or "Milwaukee" to most people :mmmhmm:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hey these pictures are super nice, are these all yours? If so how long did these all take to get

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/08/06/asia/turkmenistan-president-gateway-to-hell-intl/index.html

CNN posted:

Turkmenistan's repressive president is alive, well and has been driving stunts around a flaming pit nicknamed the "Gateway to Hell," according to recently released footage following rumors that he had died.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Taking a page from Vladimir Putin, I see.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

tpink posted:

This thread owns, I’ve never seen most of these places and they look cool. Thanks, op.

:iia:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Barudak posted:

Hey these pictures are super nice, are these all yours? If so how long did these all take to get

This is me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLhLn9hVkE&t=19s

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Giant_Pupils posted:

It borders Ukraine and I liked the picture. C'mon dude.
Sorry, I know I'm taking liberties here but it's the closest I have ever gotten and the culture was absolutely unique. Apologies if it doesn't belong here.

This is another reason why people hate Americans.

Edit: Also I dated a super hot Tajiki girl who kept referring herself as Persian since they speaks some sort of Farsi there. Idk.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

I've always been fascinated by the Taklamakan desert for some reason, it's just this bowl of sand in the middle of asia.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003
I'd love to visit some day! Here's a cool twitter account focused on pics from the old silk road (not only from Central Asia):

https://twitter.com/PicsSilkRoad

Article with pics from Tashkent metro:

http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20191029-an-underground-world-of-soviet-opulence

Many years ago there was a really great thread here with a story and pics of a guy who did a London-Ulaanbataar rally drive with his dad in a tiny shitbox car:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2168901

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Glenn Quebec posted:

This is another reason why people hate Americans.

Edit: Also I dated a super hot Tajiki girl who kept referring herself as Persian since they speaks some sort of Farsi there. Idk.

Tajikistan is like Iranian Austria or something.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I also have no idea what Uzbekistan looks like.




HISTORIC DISTRICTS, SAMARKAND, SAMARKAND VILAYAT, UZBEKISTAN:

















There we go!

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Turns out that from 1868 to 1924, most of Uzbekistan was Russian territory.


1910s, SAMARKAND, SAMARKAND OBLAST, RUSSIAN EMPIRE:












I think that one dude's using an entire goat for a water skin.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

The previous "president" (for life) of Turkmenistan was a big piece of work too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov

quote:

*In February 2004, he decreed that men should no longer wear long hair or beards.[39]
*He banned news reporters and presenters from wearing make-up on television. According to some reports he felt presenters should "appear natural" on-screen,[40] although others alleged the reason was more eccentric, claiming he said he found it difficult to distinguish male anchors from female anchors.[36]
*Gold teeth were discouraged in Turkmenistan after Niyazov suggested that the populace chew on bones to strengthen their teeth and lessen the rate at which they fall out. He said:
**"I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw to strengthen their teeth. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not chew on bones. This is my advice..."[41]
*He abolished the Turkmen word for bread, for it to be replaced with Gurbansoltan, his mother's name. Likewise he gave the month of April his mother's name.
He also renamed days and months after himself and family members, shut down the internet and other crazy stuff.

edit: he did ban lip syncing and ballet, so maybe +?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The color photos from Samarkand is a beautiful collection, and "waste no part of the goat" waterskin guy was clearly born too early to be a tech disruptor.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Charles posted:

The previous "president" (for life) of Turkmenistan was a big piece of work too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov

He also renamed days and months after himself and family members, shut down the internet and other crazy stuff.

edit: he did ban lip syncing and ballet, so maybe +?

He also wrote a "Chicken Soup for Dear Leader" style book.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhnama

quote:

Niyazov issued the work's first volume in 2001, saying it would "eliminate all shortcomings, to raise the spirit of the Turkmens".[6] In 2004, Niyazov issued a second volume, covering morals, philosophy and life conduct. The book was a substantial part of Niyazov's personality cult and his administration's policy of Turkmenization. The government required bookstores and government offices to display it prominently—and mosques to keep it as prominent as the Qur'an.[7] After some imams refused to comply with this demand, alleging that compliance would be blasphemous, the state reportedly demolished such mosques

quote:

There is an enormous mechanical statue of the book in Ashgabat, the country's capital. Each evening at 8:00 pm, the cover opens and a recording of a passage from the book is played with accompanying video.[14]

quote:

Knowledge of the text (up to the ability to recite passages from it exactly) is required for passing education exams, holding any state employment and to qualify for a driving license.

quote:

In March 2006, Niyazov was recorded as saying that he had interceded with God to ensure that any student who read the book three times would automatically get into heaven.

quote:

In 2013, the Ruhnama was removed from public schools.[4] The following year, president Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow declared that all Turkmen universities would no longer test applicants on their knowledge of the book.[5]

It has been noted that books written by Berdymukhamedov, Niyazov's successor, have begun to be included in coursework.

I found PDFs of both volumes here:
https://inteltrends.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/ruh_1.pdf
https://inteltrends.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/ruh_2.pdf

https://neglectedbooks.com/?p=1176

some blog posted:

Rukhnama: Reflections on the Spiritual Values of the Turkmen is my favorite dictatorial opus. In addition to more Turkmen geneaology that you could possibly imagine, there are little parables that I am still pondering the meaning of, such as:

Once upon a time, a wife and a husband without any children were preparing to go to Mecca on pilgrimage. However, they could not decide what to do with the two hundred sikkes, which was their life-savings. Finally they divided the sikkes into two equal bundles. They left one of these bundles in the care of one of their neighbors. And they left the other bundle in the care of their Turkmen neighbor.

The Turkmen neighbor said to them: “Open the box in that corner and put the bundle in it.”

On returning from pilgrimage, the husband and wife went to take their money.

The first neighbor said them: “Oh neighbor, I used your money and increased your 100 sikkes to 150 sikkes. I have taken some of them for myself.”

Then they went to their Turkmen neighbor and asked for their sikkes. Their Turkmen neighbor said to them: “Open the box in the corner and take your money.”

Nothing happens by chance in life. A Turkmen saves the goods left in his care better than his own goods.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Central Asian dictators are the best dictators.

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

this site has a lot of cool old photos from Central Asia from over 100 years ago


https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/rare-color-pictures-russian-empire-1905-1915/

uguu
Mar 9, 2014

I was in Uzbekistan and Kyrgystan in 2015, would recommend. Not being from thé Midwest, thé wideness and openness of the steppes was very impressive. The old cities were lovely, but the days of the silk Road are long gone and they're very sleepy nowadays.

We had a real cool guide who had thé cops deliver vodka tot our bus, chased away the gypsies and showed us all thé famous madrassahs, built by Ulug Bech, grandson of Timur Lenk.

I'll der if I have any interesting pics.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Glenn Quebec posted:

This is another reason why people hate Americans.

Edit: Also I dated a super hot Tajiki girl who kept referring herself as Persian since they speaks some sort of Farsi there. Idk.

Tajik is essentially the same as the Dari you find in Afghanistan, and that's really just Persian (or "Farsi" if you want, which just means "Persian" in Persian) but an eastern dialect with some differences from the variant spoken in Iran. Both of them can trace their development back to the 9th and 10th century Persian literary revival which established the written Persian language as we know it today written in the Arabic alphabet and with many Arabic loanwords.

Persian/Dari spread through eastern Iran, Central Asia and India as it was patronized by the various Turkic dynasties who ruled the region from roughly the 10th century onwards as a literary and adminstrative language, and in some places came to be adopted as the language of the population at large (whereas languages in other places just absorbed alot of Persian loanwords and grammatical influences, such as Urdu, which is what separates it from Hindi). It's a pretty common popular misconception that the earlier Persian Sassanid or Achaemenid empires were responsible for the spread of the Persian language eastern Iran and Central Asia, but both of those had very tenuous control over this area (where related but distinct Eastern Iranian languages were spoken, as opposed to Persian which is a Western Iranian language) and the latter didn't even use Persian as an administrative language.

"Tajik" has a bit of a funny etymology. It comes from the Persian word for "foreigner" and was used by Turks to refer to non-Turks. So "Tajikistan" basically means "Foreigner-land".

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I've got a bunch of photos from when I went to the Republic of Georgia, does that count as Central Asia?

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Whorelord posted:

I've got a bunch of photos from when I went to the Republic of Georgia, does that count as Central Asia?

No that's not Central Asia. Though I'm sure people would like to see the photos anyway.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Play posted:

I've seen something like that in Santiago, Chile (or at least it looked similar). The mountain ranges on all sides essentially creates a bowl where smog just continually lurks like some sort of evil soup. Going up the elevator of a large building you'll cross right through that barrier and be totally amazed that you were just in that disgusting morass.

You ever been hiking on the mountains around Santiago? I've hiked them almost all and there is no bigger example of this than when you are 2km above city level, looking out and you can see perfectly well the peaks in the distance but can barely make out the buildings below amid the disgusting smog we breath every day.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I love these kinds of threads.

There are some ancient geoglyphs in northern Kazakhstan very similar to the Nazca lines and the one in England.



https://www.livescience.com/47954-geoglyphs-discovered-in-kazakhstan.html

Unforunately I don't really know a lot about central asia so I can't really contribute much to this thread.

Oooh, I found an english language kazakh site with a short but informative video too:

https://kazakh-tv.kz/en/view/culture/page_185058_expedition-following-the-footsteps-of-ancestors-studied-torgai-geoglyphs

Valko fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Nov 8, 2019

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Romania should be a honorary Central Asian country. We can only hope continental drift does its job.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Whorelord posted:

I've got a bunch of photos from when I went to the Republic of Georgia, does that count as Central Asia?

That'd be cool. The Caucasus are close enough.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

gently caress the earth is flat.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Whorelord posted:

I've got a bunch of photos from when I went to the Republic of Georgia, does that count as Central Asia?

That's in that awkward area of being simultaneously Middle Eastern and European kinda sorta.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Grape posted:

That's in that awkward area of being simultaneously Middle Eastern and European kinda sorta.

Georgia is geographically 100% in Asia due to being on the southern side of the Caucasus, but for "cultural and historical reasons" it's somehow very often counted as Europe, you know despite never really having had much of anything to do with any European country outside of Russia (after Russia conquered it).

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I've always seen it as either of:
  • Western Asia
  • Southwest Asia

But regardless, the Caucasus are close enough. Post em' if you got em'

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Accretionist posted:

Turns out that from 1868 to 1924, most of Uzbekistan was Russian territory.


1910s, SAMARKAND, SAMARKAND OBLAST, RUSSIAN EMPIRE:




Thanks for the Central Asian porn. :fap:

Huskalator
Mar 17, 2009

Proud fascist
anti-anti-fascist
So did the Soviets **** this area of the world by putting a single industry per country or something like that? I feel like I read that somewhere.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Huskalator posted:

So did the Soviets **** this area of the world by putting a single industry per country or something like that? I feel like I read that somewhere.

The Soviets tried to transition Afghanistan towards a widow-based economy.

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Dictatorships have the best/craziest architecture.

Turkmenistan's largest city and capital is Ashgabat, which holds the record for highest concentration of white marble buildings.

There also many golden statues of Saparmurat Niyazov, former President for Life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuEdv5WKQmg



ASHGABAT, TURKMENISTAN:









WEDDING PALACE, ASHGABAT, TURKMENISTAN:

quote:

The interior of the palace is made in Turkmen style. The center has six rooms for registration of marriage. Three are wedding hall for events, two of which hold 500 and one holds 1000. On the ninth floor of the Palace—in the central part of the "ball"—is the Golden Hall for weddings, called "Shamchyrag".
Source: Wiki







ALEM CULTURAL AND ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, ASHGABAT, TURKMENISTAN:





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