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"Armageddon is the best movie of all time." Edit: "I DON"T WANNA MISSSSSS A THING" :snype:
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Look, burning down this rainforest might have consequences in the long term, but
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Nov 9, 2019 07:40
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*constantly sends u ebaumsworld links*
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i will never zipper merge, too scary.Bust Rodd posted:Why yes I am a full grown adult having a speakerphone conversation about a personal medical issue on a public transportation service.
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Nov 9, 2019 10:58
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*is white, straight, cis, male*
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Nov 9, 2019 20:48
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*plays EVE Online*
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Nov 9, 2019 21:13
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*is Goon*
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Nov 10, 2019 01:18
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*steals my god drat fizzy lifting drink*
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I’m the driver in the car in front of everybody that gets on the freeway on-ramp at 25 mph, speeds up to 35 mph for the entire length of the ramp, merges on the freeway at 45 mph, and gradually speeds up to 55 mph moving over into the passing lane when everyone else is going 75 mph+. I’m also simultaneously the driver in the semi that has decided to pass the other semi in the right lane by moving over in front of you in the left lane going .5 mph faster than the semi I’m passing.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:08
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*votes conservative*
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Nov 10, 2019 02:20
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Oh, it's good to see a store that doesn't have those confusing "self checkout" machines. I just can't figure them out and they're so impersonal! I don't really get out too often so this little shopping trip is my "outing for the day", so to speak, haha! It's so nice to have someone to talk to. It really makes the day go by quicker, doesn't it? I only have three items, usually I can't help but get everything but today I decided to be good!! Oh, it's not scanning? Must be free then, eh? Cheap at half the price! I'm sorry, I'm holding the queue up. Yes, three pound fifty, okay, let me just look in my purse, my hands are a bit cold though. Hmm. Hmm. Oh no, I forgot to bring change, will a £20 note do? Yes, okay, lovely, lovely, I'll just put the change away then. Whoops! I dropped a penny! Let me just get that. Oh, where is it? Oh there it is, I was standing on it. Put it in the charity jar. Dear oh dear, I forgot an item! I'll be back in a moment! [Goes away for twenty minutes] [Comes back with sixty-five random objects] How much is this? How much is that? How much is this? How much is that? Really? Really?! It's a bit broken, can I get a discount? No? Okay, well, I don't really want these. I'll just leave them here. Okay. Bye! See you tommorow!!
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Nov 10, 2019 02:28
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Anyone not like me is a bad person you should all be more like me
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Nov 10, 2019 02:29
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*places new roll of toilet paper on top of empty cardboard roll still on the spool* Alternatively, *hangs new toilet paper roll on spool under instead of over*
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Nov 10, 2019 02:34
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I'm texting while driving and checking twitter at stoplights during peak traffic hours.
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Nov 10, 2019 03:27
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Hi I wrote a song and I'd like you to listen to it it goes like this COUNTRY GIRL SHAKE IT FOR ME NOW
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Nov 10, 2019 03:42
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I think I will move to Texas
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Nov 10, 2019 13:48
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Sorry kids, my immediate needs and sex life are way more important than your milestones
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Nov 10, 2019 13:52
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I take offense to anyone talking negatively about CrossFit! My friend got paralyzed from the neck down from throwing an unclipped barbell with 250lbs of weights on it above his head but THATS AN ANOMALY! Yesterday we threw stuff above our heads and then dropped to the ground acting like we were having seizures! We do this in front of a large window to show the public just how awesome CrossFit is. Don't talk to me about your (lol) "safe lifting" "safety" rules (lol!) Live laugh love is my motto 💕
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Nov 10, 2019 16:04
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*Is human*
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Nov 10, 2019 17:26
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Outrail posted:*Is human* YOU SICK gently caress!
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Nov 10, 2019 17:28
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Got some lunch out of the breakroom fridge. No, I don't know who it belonged to.
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Nov 10, 2019 19:46
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Didn't read the first 5 pages what's going on ITT
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Nov 10, 2019 19:52
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Nooner posted:Didn't read the first 5 pages what's going on ITT we freed Nooner
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bump
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goochtit posted:bump Aren't we all just speedbumps on the road of humanity? Really makes you think
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