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If you fly on Christmas, you can smoke on the plane. Give everyone your little know useful facts.
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No two countries whose heads of state eat rear end have ever gone to war with one another Don't know if that's useful but interesting certainly
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Nov 6, 2019 14:05
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*lights up a cigarette and pisses everybody off*
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Icochet posted:No two countries whose heads of state eat rear end have ever gone to war with one another Do they eat each other’s rear end or just in general?
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Nov 6, 2019 16:05
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Dogs can’t look up, but they can see around corners.
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Did you know....hey what comes next? Yea? Bust a move! If you want it? Baby you got. Baby. ...you want it, baby you got it
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Nov 6, 2019 16:09
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There's an old unwritten rule on SA that every first Wednesday of the month, mods cannot probe or ban you. You can literally post any rule breaking poo poo thread you want today and you won't get in trouble. Don't believe me? Try it and see for yourself!
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Nov 6, 2019 16:12
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Hitler only had 3 testicles 
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Nov 6, 2019 16:13
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Bronze Fonz posted:There's an old unwritten rule on SA that every first Wednesday of the month, mods cannot probe or ban you. One CRAZY trick mods HATE!
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Nov 6, 2019 16:21
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The reason boomers aren't dying out is because they found the secret drugs to immortality ages ago, and until we can do something about the global stockpiles of Metamucil and Centrum Silver they will never release their dread hold on society.
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Nov 6, 2019 16:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Do they eat each other’s rear end or just in general? In general. It's worrying that no country with the bomb has an rear end eater in charge at the moment.
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Nov 6, 2019 16:23
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The word “balls” comes from the Latin “ballus, ballum,” meaning “urine storage receptacle”.
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Nov 6, 2019 16:27
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Icochet posted:In general. You never know. Sometimes you get a closeted rear end-eater. Keep that poo poo undercover because they feel the hot succulent feeling of tonguing a propped up B-Hole pressed to their quivering pig lips makes them less of a leader somehow. Frankly it disgusts me that people would judge someone that way, but that is the reality of todays world.
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Speaking of Christmas, the president has promised that this year NORAD is not only going to track Santa Claus, but they're gonna take him out. To dinner! (the dinner will be poisoned)
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Nov 6, 2019 16:28
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Qualuuds are makin a comeback!
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Nov 6, 2019 16:31
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No I didn't know. Thanks for fulfilling my desire to know more.
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Nov 6, 2019 16:31
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posting gloves do not actually improve the quality of your posts.
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Nov 6, 2019 16:32
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Eating an apple a day sends a signal to the CIA who create a list of individuals that is disseminated to doctors around the world. This list tells doctors who they should "stay away" from. Should a doctor get anywhere near one of these listed individuals they forfeit more than their medical license. They forfeit their lives.big nipples big life posted:posting gloves do not actually improve the quality of your posts. v  v
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Nov 6, 2019 16:40
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Actually "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" saying refers to the practice of scaring off doctors during the Black Plague in Europe. They were popularly believed to be the cause of the disease, creepy masks especially didn't help, so you were supposed to lob apples at them until they left. A forgotten second half of the saying underlines the severity of the situation, "permanently, if you aim right".
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Nov 6, 2019 16:44
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EAT FRAJSCE!!!
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Nov 6, 2019 16:47
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A quart of whiskey a day keeps the demons away
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If you buttchug listerine not only will you get super drunk and possibly dead, your rear end in a top hat will be minty fresh!
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Nov 6, 2019 16:53
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:Qualuuds are makin a comeback! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zHKu7eG-uU
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Using marijuana does not get you high, it actually makes the world around you objectively better. This is why the phenomenon of the “contact high” exists.
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Nov 6, 2019 16:59
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God is gay for pay
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Did you know washing with soap kills the body’s natural bacteria and increases body odour? Never use soap or shampoo, you’ll only smell worse!
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It’s important for children to develop a healthy gut flora (digestive bacteria) early in life. The normal way is to feed children natural, probiotic yoghurt but scientists have recently discovered a more effective treatment; fecal transplantation. You can safely do this at home, just lubricate a turkey baster and inject a slurry of poo poo into your child’s anus.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:38
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The penis is actually just a large clitoris and the clitoris is actually just a tiny penis so if you think about it we’re all just gay as hell no matter what.
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The recent obsession with rear end to mouth is a coordinated resistance movement against greedy doctors who want you to pay dearly for healthy gut flora. Fight back today, eat an rear end.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:41
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the grandaddy long legs is actually the most venomous spider in the world but they don't bite because you taste like a butthole
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Why do they call it grandaddy long legs? Well, this is what we all become when we get older and descend into The Basement. You don't want to know what happened to your grandmother, honey.
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Nov 6, 2019 17:43
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big nipples big life posted:posting gloves do not actually improve the quality of your posts. What!? 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The penis is actually just a large clitoris and the clitoris is actually just a tiny penis so if you think about it we’re all just gay as hell no matter what. You can avoid the gay by avoiding all genitals including your own. Big Gay lobbyists will do anything to discredit this as they get a percentage of every sexual encounter.
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Did you know all organic produce is fertilized with bonemeal and/or manure? Always check if your vegetables and plants are treated with glyphosate or other pesticides. If it isn’t treated, it isn’t vegan!
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farting in the bathtub is considered funny by 99.9% of those polled.
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big nipples big life posted:farting in the bathtub is considered funny by 99.9% of those polled. It’s funny until you see a little brown cloud spreading out. 
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Sometimes what feels like the best fart ever building up in your rear end can turn out to be diarrhea.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s funny until you see a little brown cloud spreading out. And then it's HILARIOUS! If you've used your credit card online your number is in already in a government database that they use to fraudulently cover up things like secret surveillance and alien rear end research. Ramaroot fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Nov 6, 2019 |
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Ramaroot posted:And then it's HILARIOUS! Hahaha you said it buddy. 
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