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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

track day bro! posted:

can you ban 1500 if he doesnt come up with a sub-op for the macau gp or give him a dumb av or something

I AM WORKING ON MY GUIDE TO MACAU IT SHOULD BE READY LATER TODAY

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

:gizz::siren::gizz: :gizz::siren::gizz: QUID’S OFFICAL GUIDE TO THE 2019 GRAND PRIX OF MACAU :gizz::siren::gizz: :gizz::siren::gizz:



NESTLED ON THE COAST OF THE SOUTH CHINA SEA EACH YEAR THE BEAUTIFUL AND MAJESTIC PORT OF MACAU HOSTS THE MACAU GRAND PRIX.



STARTED IN THE 1950S THE MACAU STREET CIRCUIT IS ONE OF THE FASTEST AND FLOWING TRACKS ON THE CALENDAR THAT PRODUCES SOME SPECTACULAR RACING UNLIKE THE VERY BORING F1, LETS WATCH A LAP NOW TO GET A SENSE OF THE SPEED!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzU3M-run0o

FORMULA 3 TWINKS FROM AROUND THE WORLD COME TO COMPETE AT THIS LEGENDARY TRACK, BUT ONLY THE MOST SKILLED AND RUTHLESS EMERGE VICTORIOUS. ITS NOTABLE THAT NOBODY IN F1 HAS WON IN MACAU PROVING THAT THEYRE ALL FRAUDS AND VERY BAD.

GUIDE ON CATEGORIES TO WATCH

FORMULA 3: HOLY gently caress THIS poo poo IS AMAZING, SOME CHICK ALMOST BROKE HER SPINE LAST YEAR. THIS poo poo IS INSANE, MUST WATCH

TRC OR SOME GT CATEGORY: HOLY gently caress THIS poo poo IS AMAZING, SOME GUY FLIPPED HIS CAR OWN HIS OWN AND ENDED UPSIDE DOWN LAST YEAR. THIS poo poo IS INSANE, MUST WATCH

CHINESE TOURING CARS: HOLY gently caress THIS poo poo IS AMAZING, SOME GUY CRASHED OUT ON THE FORMATION LAP LAST YEAR LOL. THIS poo poo IS INSANE, MUST WATCH

MOTORBIKES: HOLY gently caress THIS poo poo IS AMAZING, I ACTUALLY DIDNT WATCH THIS LAST YEAR. THIS poo poo IS INSANE, MUST WATCH

THE GREAT NEWS ABOUT MACAU IS THAT THEY STREAM IT FOR FREE! I WILL POST A STREAMING LINK AS SOON AS ITS AVAILABLE.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

ILL NOW OPEN THE FLOOR TO ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE ABOUT THE MACAU GRAND PRIX

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

NtotheTC posted:

Is it commentated by Crofty OP?!?!?!

IT IS NOT. THE MACAU GRAND PRIX HIRES ACTUAL COMMENTATORS INSTEAD OF HIRING SOME GUY THEY FOUND IN A PUB TWO HOURS BEFORE A RACE ONE DAY LIKE IN F1

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Will Scuderia Ferrari be racing, OP?

THERE MAY BE FERRARI CARS IN THE GT RACES BUT IT IS NOT OPERATED BY THE OFFICA SCUDERIA SO JOCK CLEAR WILL NOT BE ABLE TO gently caress UP THEIR RACE STRATEGY

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

POCKET CHOMP posted:

Looks like an e-sports team logo, OP. Sorry about your poor taste. Ferrari owns.

MV AUGUSTA EMPLOYED FENATI AND ARENT THE BELOVED ITALIAN BRAND THAT IS DUCATI. IM ALSO PRETTY SURE THEY NEVER HAVE WON MACAU. I HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFaB9DqYGY0

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

PUT A TIME DELAY ON THAT LC LMFAO

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

spaceblancmange posted:

The Macau Grand Prix is often better in theory than practice. Expect long SC periods or red flags as they unblock the track or pick a car out of a grandstand. The track itself is just insane though

IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR BRAIN DAMAGE BUT YOURE OBVIOUSLY TALKING LIKE YOUVE WATCHED ANY MACAU GRAND PRIX IN THE PREVIOUS FIVE YEARS WHEN IT IS VERY OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOT

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Khablam posted:

For the price of these dumbass things you can buy a pair of decent over-ear ANC headphones in a sale that are better in every measurable way.

HAVE YOU PERSONALLY TESTED THEM?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I CONSULTED AN AUDIOPHILE AND HE SAID ANYTHING USING BLUETOOTH IS TRASH AND THAT I REALLY NEED SOME $70 ALI EXPRESS HEADPHONES

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

JUST LMAO IF YOURE NOT USING AN EXTERNAL DAC



YOU MAY AS WELL START WIPING YOUR rear end WITH YOUR EARS IF YOU DONT USE ONE OF THESE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Spotify? Lol no, I only use the finest FLAC files on my Sony Walkman

UHH I ONLY LISTEN TO MQA SONGS ON TIDAL. LMFAO AT USING FLAC

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

DO NOT BUY loving ELECTRONICS OF ALI EXPRESS PLEASE CHRIST

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

LITERALLY HAD TO gently caress STOP THE KART CLUB FROM ORDERING loving SAFETY BARRIERS OF ALI EXPRESS LAST NIGHT. WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE JESUS

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

big nipples big life posted:

this is why I drink box wine or 5 bucks a bottle wine.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF EXCELLENT CHEAP EUROPEAN WINES AVAILABLE

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014


LMAO

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014


LMFAO

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I BOUGHT SOME ALI EXPRESS HEADPHONES BECAUSE THIS AUDIOPHILE ON YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED THEM AND NOW THEY RELEASED NEW VERSIONS THAT ARE BETTER AND HE RECOMMENDS GETTING THOSE INSTEAD. gently caress

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Tsaedje posted:

Cumin is the true king of spices

THATS DISGUSTING. WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR OWN HOME IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS, JEEP IT TO YOURSELF

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

WE ALL OCCASIONALLY INDULGE IN THE DELICIOUS KFC FAMILY BUCKET. IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Whoa when did they announce an iPod Pro?

Legit I would buy one though they made another iPod that wasn’t basically a gimped iPhone

I WANT TO BUY A WALKMAN AND MAKE CASSETTE MIXTAPES BECAUSE IM A HIPSTER DOOFUS

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Minto Took posted:

I’d wager that people generally nowadays listen to music on their phones, so I’m not sure what Sony was doing there other than trying to cash in on nostalgia.

I DONT HAVE ANY WAY TO USE HEADPHONES ON MY PHONE THERES NO HEADPHONE JACK

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

SIMPLY SARA OWNS. SHE HAS CUT THROUGH ALL THE ARTSY BULLSHIT THATS CREPT INTO COOKING THE PAST FIFTEEN YEARS AND JUST FOCUSES ON MAKING GOOD WHOLESOME HOMECOOKED FOOD.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

HOLY PISSSSSS ITS loving FREE PRACTICE IN GOD drat MACAUUUUUUUUUU


https://livestream.com/MacauGrandPrix/MacauGP2019-Global

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

LORENZO IS RETIRING HOLY poo poo.

THAT HONDA MUST BE A BITCH TO RIDE

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

POOIS SHAMILTON

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Big Huski Boi posted:

If you don't have a rap sheet you've never posted with passion

AGREED

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

HOLY gently caress THE GT QUALY RACE IS STARTING R U READY????

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Minto Took posted:

I’m happy for wicka that McLaren might not be poo poo anymore.

Uhhh Mclaren will always be poo poo??

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Khablam posted:

It's not a typo, there's more than one meaning.
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/chinked

The verb form is to make a small gap larger or smaller.

Uhh are you trying to embolden racist ideology??

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

the paradigm shift posted:

lol jack miller got beaten by a rookie on a yamaha with two less engines than the rest of the field
and people were taking that jack to ducati petrux getting the boot rumor seriously

Uhh that’s because Miller loving owns and Pootrucci is worse than any posts I’ve read in this thread in the past two hours??

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Pablo Bluth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3GfFeDpP0Y

Vettel and Rosberg in their twice for being the crash-causing frauds they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GLOs7Bp9YE

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Frond posted:

If you paid $5000 to see Blink 182 on an Island then you don’t deserve your money.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Incidentally who has ordered their Supreme dumbbells? I’ve ordered two

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Is there a 90s rock band that hasn’t aged poorly?

Nirvana is probably the closest but I think if Kurt hadn’t eaten lead that music would be viewed as extremely passé now.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

DevCore posted:

Pixies maybe? But they're a '80s/'90s band so I don't know if that counts.

Ya probably the Pixies but they did technically start in the 80s

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Frond posted:

Racing anime probably has a better track record (heh) than live action.

Please do not bring up anime. tia

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Lmao they just shitcanned a whole division at work and tried to frame it as firing 3 people

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I have a small bladder and need to piss at every available opportunity

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I also drink like 5-8 coffees a day so ymmv

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