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McLaren are poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 10:33 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:08 |
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Also, another blessed OP for the F1 thread. 10/10.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 10:37 |
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track day bro! posted:i was going to say give you a dumb av anyway but I think that stroll av is dumb enough Stroll is driving so fast there's fire coming out the back like a space rocket you ignorant swine fucker
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 17:40 |
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track day bro! posted:the flames are from the engine commiting suicide because it became sentient and realised that an incredibly bad canadian pay driver with his daddys money was sitting in it Wow this is a terrible post, unsurprising really coming from a guy who can't keep a perfectly balanced, small, mid-engined, Japanese sports car out of the wall.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 21:29 |
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track day bro! posted:well you see it's not perfectly balanced and it has quite a high cog for a mid engined car furthermore wheres my fuckken macau op Sounds like you should have bought an Audi for their world class four wheel drive system and rally pedigree tbh also where the gently caress is the Macau poat
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 22:59 |
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Pablo Bluth posted:Silverstone circuit is like driving into an asteroid field at night. With the bright sunlight illuminating the surface and an atmosphere of nitrogen and oxygen, you'd think it would be an absolute delight to drive there. And in many ways it is. It's a place of grandeur, an automotive wonderland of gleaming road surfaces, gleaming high-rises, a world of white glass and chrome and steel and glass, a world of supercar perfection, of the very, very best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUixlLrO6c
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 10:31 |
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Pablo Bluth posted:Computers are about to put Joes' Award out of a job Joe Saward is is a dumb gay baby who regularly poops his diaper when writing his weekly column for his dumb gay website 'Joe Blogs F1'. He's the only person in this world that is more of a retard than me and that's pretty much the worst I could say about him.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 10:34 |
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quote:David Croft is a bloviating shitheel who regularly shouts incoherently over Formula One broadcasts like a deranged moron. In the middle of the race on Sunday night, however, he did something that no one has ever done on live TV. NtotheTC posted:this thing is almost TOO good.... is F1 journalism dead? I'm convinced it is just scraping the F1 threads of yore. This is why Autosport had to raise their prices to £10 a week.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 11:33 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Idk who these guys are do they race in MACAU maybe? Does Nick Heidfeld have to give his back once his contract is up in a few weeks?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 13:41 |
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"Get in there Lewis!" Hamilton's race engineer Pete Bonnington shouted over the team radio. "You've got three laps to go!" The four drivers raced out of the pits and began taking the chequered flag, with Hamilton leading Vettel by 1.2 seconds. Vettel was not happy. He was in second place. He was a second and a half back. He had not had a proper race since the British Grand Prix. In those two weeks, Hamilton had won five races in six races and he was third in the championship. Vettel was furious. He did not enjoy being the underdog in every race. So he drove a little more defensively in the last three laps. He had been racing against three times his age and a world champion. It seemed to annoy Hamilton that he had done all that to come second, when he was so obviously the better driver.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 14:01 |
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track day bro! posted:sleeping on a cold rear end train Are you homeless?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 16:25 |
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the kentucky quid posted:JUST LMAO IF YOURE NOT USING AN EXTERNAL DAC Just lol if your smartphone doesn't have an integrated 24-bit USB C DAC, rendering such dongles useless. Posted from my Razer Phone 2.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 17:43 |
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Bose make the best sound products and they work best if they have bluetooth. Checkmate, nerds. It's almost as if the best sound quality is the only thing fit for the best driver ever.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 18:36 |
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I once bought a USB C charger from Ali Express for $15 and it blew up my $2,500 Macbook Pro.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 18:37 |
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Tsaedje posted:Top tip: fill your headphones with nitrogen Pro tip: inject nitrogen into your veins.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 18:46 |
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track day bro! posted:lmao you retard I don't understand the question?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 18:59 |
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You can get a very reasonably priced seatbelt from Ali Express. And fire extinguishers too. I don't understand why people say it's expensive to compete in motorsport.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 19:09 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:what does gently caress stop means? It's a solution to the Northern Ireland border issue for Brexit.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 19:18 |
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@NtoTheTC, time to dust off that thing we spoke about this morning E: lmao beaten
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 20:46 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I saw a video of a dude with an AliExpress 5 point harness in his track day car and despite some hyperbolic criticism of the device it must be conceded that he did survive a crash in it caused by his extremely poor corner entry, just saying Luckily his body cushioned the impact against the steering wheel.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 21:00 |
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Custard Undies posted:Agreed OP. How about you SUCK my GODDAMN BALLS op I will meltdown in whatever loving lane I choose and drag you all into the fiery inferno
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 22:46 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Who is the Hideo Kojima of Formula 1? Fernando Alonso. Kept around well past his prime, allowed to indulge in harebrained ideas like the Indy 500 and Dakar rally, occasionally does something noteworthy on the track.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 13:22 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q What the gently caress is this poo poo? Where the gently caress do I buy this poo poo?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 19:42 |
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Just watched that episode of 'Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away!' where they're called out to the Lotus factory in Enstone and you can see the exact moment the staff realise that the Quantum money isn't going to materialise.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 22:08 |
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Not sure why they went with a horse instead of a donkey for maximum accuracy
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 14:59 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I don't understand your metaphor, are you implying the Ross era Ferrari sucked? Our Ross? How dare you? The prancing horse has very much been a stumbling donkey over the last few years. e: it makes me cry into my pasta course to have to acknowledge such truths.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 16:23 |
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Tsaedje posted:That shouldn't be a big surprise, but Red Bull have made weird decisions in the past. Albon has scored more points than Gasly in fewer races including some very good recovery drives. Given the speed disparity between the Red Bull and the McLaren, now he's ahead of Sainz I don't see Albon failing to hold onto 6th. Well he's proved himself to be better than Max at looking further ahead than the steering wheel, so I'm expecting good things OP
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 12:24 |
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Just lol if you're such a wuss that you don't use extract hot sauces as lube to jerk yourself off with as you watch Lewis Hamilton cruise to another world title just fuckin lmao
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 16:30 |
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big nipples big life posted:what is worse to listen to, hot sauce nerds or craft beer nerds? I'm leaning towards hot sauce nerds until somebody starts bragging about their lovely beers itt.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 18:50 |
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marshalljim posted:Your parents have lost the ability to taste anything but massive quantities of turmeric. It happens. Indian food is legit the best though, so it's still better than having a brain as smooth as your meticulously seasoned cast iron skillet.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 19:14 |
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Dirk Pitt posted:Crisco is also loving expensive here in Sweden. I have to go to the goddamn American store that sells flavors of Oreos I’ve never heard of and spend 100 sek for a standard jar. May I suggest you research uses for crisco that don't involve cast iron. As a jumping off point, try SA forums poster Toys For rear end Bum.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 21:21 |
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I had dirty meat for dinner and it loving owned.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 21:23 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:What was the name of the man? Tsaedje posted:Cum is the true king of spices
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 09:33 |
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Khablam posted:LOL if you can't eat a family bucket on your own dude.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 12:15 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Why would you brag about this lol look at the widduw babby who can only eat a snackbox of popcorn chicken before getting full and cranky and needs to go boom boom in their diaper waaa waaaaaaaa
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 12:28 |
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What is 140kg in cast iron pans or kfc?
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 20:46 |
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track day bro! posted:my use case :wankingoffemoji::wanker::wankoff: Please don't mock ~mY wOrKfLoW~
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 21:16 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Let’s drill down on your workflow I require a £3,500 MacBook Pro to post compliance-vetted tweets to my employer's corporate twitter account because I'm a creative type in marketing. I can't do that on an £800 laptop.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 21:22 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:i still use a 32 giga original ipod 2. its good Keith Floyd or GTFO
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 21:34 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:08 |
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Hi I am J Kenji Lopez-Alt and this is literally the only way to cook that thing you've been cooking just fine for years because of some flimsy sciency sounding bullshit, please buy an air fryer through my amazon affiliate link my family are dying
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 21:46 |