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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Admin edit 2: This is now defunct and those who gave in December should expect to receive an email about a refund.


[Admin edit: this fund operates independently of Something Awful and is not endorsed by anyone associated with Something Awful. Beware of scams, trust your judgement, and use/donate at your own risk]

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Here's the deal, there's a lot of our cspam fellow posters that sometimes can't make ends meet and they end up needing maybe $30 or $40 to get through the week/end of month to buy some food, or some paper to whipe their rear end.

Well, we had a pretty great system going until it burned down into a pile of embers, but rising from that fire is this thread...the goon fund paetron.

I know, you're all thinking who the gently caress is Plinkey, and what are they going to do with my $5 a month donation?

Well, you'll never know, that's the thing, because I'm not going to call out goons that are hard up and need an extra $50 to not get kicked out of their apartment.

I will post no tesitimonials, or PM quotes, if you want to endorse this thing or not, it's up to you.


Plinkey posted:

OK, new rule.

No posting your paypal.me/venmo/whatever in this thread, go through the email address, if you PM me I'll redirect you to the email address (which will be changing in the next day or two)

Please make a paypal.me or venmo if you don't have one, if you do venmo, I'll send you my venmo for you to send a request incase you fat finger your venmo or whatever in the email (we've sent money to randos a few times which is unrecoverable)

[b]NEW EMAIL: request@goon.fund


quote:

when you send a request either you paypal.me (prefered) or your venmo address

if you dont send that I can't do anything

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Plinkey posted:

Here's the deal, there's a lot of our cspam fellow posters that sometimes can't make ends meet and they end up needed maybe $30 or $40 to get through the week/end of month to buy some food, or some paper to whipe their rear end.

Well, we had a pretty great system going until it burned down into a pile of embers, but rising from that fire is this thread...the goon fund paetron.

I know, you're all thinking who the gently caress is Plinkey, and what are they going to do with my $5 a month donation?

Well, you'll never know, that's the thing, because I'm not going to call out goons that are hard up and need an extra $50 to no get kicked out of their apartment.

I will post no tesitimonials, or PM quotes, if you want to endorse this thing or not, it's up to you.

https://www.patreon.com/goonfood






Also the closest casino is like 50 miles away so gently caress you Bert.

I'm in for $10 a month
food is good
everyone eat food

I've been hungry, like literally starving hungry. It sucks. I wish we had goonfunds then.
help a hungry goon!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Plinkey is a big sweetie, i contribute to the patreon and have availed myself of it more than a couple times.

At the bottom rungs of society all we have are each other and the kindness of strangers to get through to the next screen

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Plinkey has helped a lot of people with his organizing. Give money.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
some actual real mothafukkin socialism goin on itt

I’ve already hit the sack for the night but a recurring :10bux: will be started tomorrow

everyone should eat a food

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If each of you idiots browsing donated $5 a month instead of getting you tuesday taco bell spread. think of all the good we could do

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

I'm contributing $5/mo i'll let my post in the trump thread speak for my position:


quote:

hey trump thread if yall want to contribute to the CSPAM fund there's a great charity that keeps cspammers from being dead, we wind up paying for small injuries, times when people get hosed by their managers, that kinda stuff.

I'm a regular contributor myself, we've helped a lot of people

five bucks a month saves a life!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Plinkey posted:

If each of you idiots browsing donated $5 a month instead of getting you tuesday taco bell spread. think of all the good we could do



speaking as an idiot,

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

plinkey has saved me from death at least 420 times

seriously tho more than a couple times :yayclod:

lousy hat
Jul 17, 2004

bone appetit
Clapping Larry
I went to go finally sign up for the goon food patreon only to find out I was already signed up! If you’re splashing out cash for extra podcast episodes, you can find some for feeding goons.

go gently caress yourself, Bert

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Did that guy really get it shut down by saying the money was being spent on gambling

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

lousy hat posted:

go gently caress yourself, Bert

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

is this a grift

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Did that guy really get it shut down by saying the money was being spent on gambling

Plopping a large pizza in front of a goon is always a gamble

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Victory Position posted:

is this a grift

no you dum dum

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:10bux: locked in

bon appetite goons who need it :)

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

what if we just say where we are and if you need help let us know? in addition to the internet money stuff. is that a hijack? cause im happy to help but i have no access to plastic money.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

no you dum dum

okay, I'm funding this

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





So I can message OP if I need 50 bucks for food? Is that how it works?

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

I threw in a little bit to go along with my donations to the Lowtax Spine patreon, but I wouldn't mind a bit more context because I've never heard of the goonfund before. Has this been a thing on the forum for awhile?

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

Plinkey posted:

Well, we had a pretty great system going until it burned down into a pile of embers, but rising from that fire is this thread...the goon fund paetron.
Story?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I signed up for your thing. It just warms my heart knowing that goons won't go hungry now. Let their be a cheesy gordita crunch in every sweaty hand, and a pack of ecto cooler for every goon yearning to be refreshed. Long live the goon fund!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Friend posted:

I threw in a little bit to go along with my donations to the Lowtax Spine patreon, but I wouldn't mind a bit more context because I've never heard of the goonfund before. Has this been a thing on the forum for awhile?

iirc like at least 2 years or so, plinkey mostly post in the trump thread tho.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


There, but by the grace of goons, go I

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

btw gently caress you bert roberge you sack of poo poo

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
How does this work? Are you publishing financials?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Former DILF posted:

btw gently caress you bert roberge you sack of poo poo

was that who hosed it up? I missed the saga as it unfolded

anyway I'm a divert some patreon bux and help feed the needy goons mutual aid is the only way we're makin it out of this whole everything

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Corky Romanovsky posted:

How does this work? Are you publishing financials?

here's my financials

Income: $420
Expenses: $69
Cash On Hand: $666

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



In already for something a month, 20 I think

It's legit folks, has helped lots of people

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gunshow Poophole posted:

here's my financials

Income: $420
Expenses: $69
Cash On Hand: $666

Stickers: $5000

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Victory Position posted:

is this a grift

if it was a grift it would have more eagles and flags and there'd be challenge coins involved somehow

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



give me money for candles you son of a bitch

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
All inquiries must be made in three emojis or less

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



🕯️🕯️👿

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
:burger::burger::d2a:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

:cheers: :chef: :munch:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

mike12345 posted:

So I can message OP if I need 50 bucks for food? Is that how it works?

essentially

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

Ok fine get off my back

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

Sorry, that was rude

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Plinkey posted:

Stickers: $5000

please help me my goons are dying

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