NFL Week 10 SNF GDT: Yet Another Cowboys Primetime

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Garrett still being a coach after ten loving years of this poo poo is just astounding

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:24

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# ? May 7, 2024 06:18

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

are you ready for the 8-8 Jason Garrett gets renewed special

The cowboys would make the playoffs by winning the nfc east at 9-7. Beat the wild card #5 team then lose to the 49ers. Garrett gets a 2 year extension.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This wasn't Kirk's game Al, you loving idiot

Cook had 33 touches for 180 yards but yeah it was all Cousins.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Fair catch to preserve time.
Burn 14 seconds on three plays to get the same yardage as returning the punt.
The Dallas Cowboys.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

indigi posted:

Week 17 2008

magical

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

sweet thursday posted:

Garrett is liquid dog poo poo. Extend his contract

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Sorry Dak, your hips did lie.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

It was over as soon as they elected to kick the field goal.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:25

Lote: Aug 5, 2001; Place your bets

Biodome posted:

It was over as soon as they elected to kick the field goal.

Punt on 4th and 4 on the Vikings 40

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:26

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Garrett still being a coach after ten loving years of this poo poo is just astounding

Yup.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:26

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

Lote posted:

The cowboys would make the playoffs by winning the nfc east at 9-7. Beat the wild card #5 team then lose to the 49ers. Garrett gets a 2 year extension.

The Cowboys aren�t beating the Seahawks.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:26

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Android Apocalypse posted:

Sorry Dak, your hips did lie.

Me limbering up on my way to see ur girl

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:26

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Struttin into Tuesday like

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:26

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Garrett still being a coach after ten loving years of this poo poo is just astounding

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Straight up, zeke lost us that game

He fuckin sucked all game, BuT ESPECIALLY sucked in the last few plays of the next to last possession.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:27

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

The Cowboys aren't beating any of the other teams that make the playoffs. They may win the NFC East, but they're the bitch bottom babies of the NFC playoff picture.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:27

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

rjmccall posted:

The Cowboys aren�t beating the Seahawks.

The Seahawks are pretty fraudulent. Cooper would feast on our secondary

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:27

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

The Bananana posted:

Straight up, zeke lost us that game

He fuckin sucked all game, BuT ESPECIALLY sucked in the last few plays of the next to last possession.

Zeke didn't draw up those plays

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:27

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Whew that was close.

Collinsworth is so used to sucking off Aaron Rodgers that he can't help blowing QB Minnesota even when the game plan was to hit the Cowboys in the teeth with Cook.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:28

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

The Bananana posted:

Straight up, zeke lost us that game

He fuckin sucked all game, BuT ESPECIALLY sucked in the last few plays of the next to last possession.

I mean, play calling has something to do with this. The Vikings knew what was coming on every first down.

Surprised they didn't run Zeke up the middle on that final drive to start it off.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:28

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Its Rinaldo posted:

The Seahawks are pretty fraudulent. Cooper would feast on our secondary

Yeah, but... Russell Wilson bullshit.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:28

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The Bananana posted:

Straight up, zeke lost us that game

He fuckin sucked all game, BuT ESPECIALLY sucked in the last few plays of the next to last possession.

Minnesota was selling out to stop the run so the coaching staff decided that running right into that at the most crucial juncture of the game was the way to go

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:28

Yudo: May 15, 2003

LabyaMynora posted:

Yeah, but... Russell Wilson bullshit.

Nanobubble magic is real.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:28

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

The Bananana posted:

Straight up, zeke lost us that game

He fuckin sucked all game, BuT ESPECIALLY sucked in the last few plays of the next to last possession.

They had his number all game should never had gone to him three times in a row

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:28

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

LabyaMynora posted:

The Cowboys aren't beating any of the other teams that make the playoffs. They may win the NFC East, but they're the bitch bottom babies of the NFC playoff picture.

Basically, Cowboys only win the NFC East because Washington & NY are dumpster fires and the Eagles got put in a hole by early injuries and awful dropped catches. They probably won't even beat the wild card team.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:29

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

LabyaMynora posted:

Yeah, but... Russell Wilson bullshit.

Fair I�m not gonna count out Russ

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:29

puppets freak me out: Dec 18, 2015

Dalvin Cook seems very pleasant, also he runs really good

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:29

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Basically, Cowboys only win the NFC East because Washington & NY are dumpster fires and the Eagles got put in a hole by early injuries and awful dropped catches. They probably won't even beat the wild card team.

49ers, Seahawks
Packers, Vikings
Saints, Panthers

None of these are teams are losing to this Cowboys team.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:30

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I think a lot of the Dak hate is overblown (not all), but I also think there might not be any Dak hate if they'd just consider throwing on first down because he'd look a lot better.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

puppets freak me out posted:

Dalvin Cook seems very pleasant, also he runs really good

I begrudgingly agree

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

indigi posted:

Week 17 2008

Do you remember who it was? I'm trying to find the image macro on the Wayback Machine version of the SAS Wiki.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:31

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:

Sorry Dak, your hips did lie.

Oh that's interesting, what sort of brain parasite does this to a person?

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:32

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Do you remember who it was? I'm trying to find the image macro on the Wayback Machine version of the SAS Wiki.

I made the post but someone else made the macro

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:34

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Quiet Feet posted:

Oh that's interesting, what sort of brain parasite does this to a person?

The kind designed to force the host to attract their natural predator, defensive linemen?

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

Zeke didn't draw up those plays

Youre right.

You're all right.

Cowboys biggest weakness will continue to be management and ownership.

And that really bums me out, cause I know that management and ownership are some of the hardest to get rid of. More so when its both.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:38

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

LabyaMynora posted:

gently caress.
THE.
COWBOYS.
FOREVER.
AND.
EVER.
AMEN.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:38

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Grittybeard posted:

I think a lot of the Dak hate is overblown (not all), but I also think there might not be any Dak hate if they'd just consider throwing on first down because he'd look a lot better.

Dak is pretty decent even with this conservative, often inept coaching staff. With coaches that actually knew what they were doing he's good enough to not need to be replaced.

# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:39