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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Congratulations to Seattle Sounders FC, winners of the 24th MLS Cup Final! Yeah, I could see that happening. In addition, congratulations to Los Angeles FC, Atlanta United FC, and the Montreal Impact for winning the Supporters' Shield, Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup, and Canadian Championship respectively. All these clubs (plus the Pigeons) go the the Concacaf Champions League, so work on your excuses for getting blown the gently caress out by a Mexican club!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! The Leauges Cup exists as well, so eight MLS clubs are also on international duty come mid-to-late 2020. I'm sure someone here cares about that. Also, Nashville and Inter Miami are joining the league next year.

Offseason schedule
November 11 1:00 PM ET Trade Window Opens

November 13 8:00 PM ET: Trade Window Closes and Blackout Period begins

November 14: Club deadline to submit Bona Fide offers

November 16 10:00 AM ET: List of Players Available in Expansion Draft made available

November 19 5:00 PM ET: 2019 MLS Expansion Draft

November 21 1:00 PM ET: Club deadline to exercise options

November 25: 3:00 PM ET End-of-Year waivers declared and the opening of free agency

November 26 3:00 PM ET: 2019 MLS Re-Entry Process – Stage 1

December 3 3:00 PM ET: 2019 MLS Re-Entry Process – Stage 2

December 9: Concacaf Champions League draw

December 13-15: College Cup

January 1: European transfer window opens

January 9: MLS SuperDraft

January 11: Pre-season begins for teams in CCL

January 15-19: United Soccer Coaches Convention

January 18: Pre-seasom begins in earnest

January 31: :siren: Collective bargaining agreement between MLS and MLS Players Association expires :siren: and the European transfer window closes

February 12: Transfer window for USA officially opens

February 18: Concacaf Champions League begins

February 29: 2020 season begins!

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jan 1, 2020

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Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



aint no laws when ur drinkin claws also the world trade center was a legitimate military target

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

The Leauges Cup exists as well, so eight MLS clubs are also on international duty come mid-to-late 2020.

Specifically, that would be:

Philly
Toronto
DC
NYRB
RSL
Minn
LA Galaxy
Portland

Toronto complained about not being able to get a CCL berth if they won MLS Cup, but they still have the opportunity to get blown out by a LigaMX squad, so I'm not sure what the issue is...

(yes I'm aware they're the closest a non-LigaMX team has come to winning the CCL, but it's not my fault they turn into the English National Team whenever a final has to be decided by shootout)

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Two day trade window opened today. Not much to say so far.

Victor Ulloa traded from Cincinnati to Miami for $50,000 gam and a couple draft picks got exchanged.
https://twitter.com/InterMiamiCF/status/1193966815652782082

And Darwin tweeted that he's done at Minnesota, but
https://twitter.com/kreliason/status/1193990155855683587?s=20

there was a rumor that Minnesota were open to trading him to orlando for Dwyer

also i guess Nagbe to Columbus isn't done yet

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

Nashville traded 100,000 garberbucks for Dax McCarty. He may be on the older side, but that seems like a real steal.
They also used 225,000 gb for Dave Romney.

Both of these moves are official now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Looks like Christmas came early in Chicago.

https://twitter.com/PaulTenorio/status/1194598099903225856

Weedle
May 31, 2006





whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

And now this is official.

Atlanta gets just over a million in Garberbucks and an international spot.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Caleb Porter just can't stop reliving Akron.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Galaxy fans: "Oh no, we suck again!"

https://twitter.com/Ibra_official/status/1194719897592315904

That picture makes him look like he has skidmarks.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Zlatan is such an annoying piece of poo poo

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

Galaxy fans: "Oh no, we suck again!"

https://twitter.com/Ibra_official/status/1194719897592315904

That picture makes him look like he has skidmarks.

I think LA wasnt as enamoured with him as he thought they would be. Also the Galaxy were so bad he couldn't carry them to a trophy.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Zlatan is such an annoying piece of poo poo

Actually he owns and is one of the only footballers that is able to back up nearly all of his absurd claims.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I’ll miss him alienating half the team, his frankenstein monster lineups, and most of all, the brilliant idea of playing basti schweinsteiger at centerback

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Minnesota moved Darwin Quintero today, but NOT for Dom Dwyer. Instead, they sent him and a draft pick (#70 overall) to Houston in exchange for Marlon Hairston and 300K Garberbux.

EDIT: Actually 600K Garberbux

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Nov 14, 2019

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Lol that the MLS draft even goes to 70+ picks

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jack2142 posted:

I think LA wasnt as enamoured with him as he thought they would be. Also the Galaxy were so bad he couldn't carry them to a trophy.

Reminder that they couldn’t do it with David Beckham either. They needed Robbie Keane, the true legend of the league

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Reminder that they couldn’t do it with David Beckham either. They needed Robbie Keane, the true legend of the league

It's true, Robbie Keane loving owned

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Reminder that they couldn’t do it with David Beckham either. They needed Robbie Keane, the true legend of the league

loving Robbie Keane.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Zlatan is such an annoying piece of poo poo

This is the correct Zlatan take

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Well maybe THIS French coach coming off a bad stint in Europe will do the trick, Montréal!:

https://twitter.com/impactmontreal/status/1194963232320053248?s=19

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lmao

Henry was a dumpster fire at Monaco, I can’t wait

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

They just got him because he's a Francophone.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Til Bojan plays for montreal

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

XBenedict posted:

They just got him because he's a Francophone.
According to Montreal tweeterers Henry was the only person they interviewed, and that was after he contacted them once he learned of the job opening

:laffo:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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🎵Oh l’Impact
What’s a soccer fan supposed to do?🎵

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Eagerly awaiting Chicago's announcement of Wilmer Cabrera

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Weedle posted:

Eagerly awaiting Chicago's announcement of Wilmer Cabrera

My money is on Mastroeni

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I love Henry but lmao he is a bad manager

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Crazy Ted posted:

According to Montreal tweeterers Henry was the only person they interviewed, and that was after he contacted them once he learned of the job opening

:laffo:

Imagine only interviewing one person for a coaching position.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TwoStepBoog posted:

Imagine only interviewing one person for a coaching position.

Well imagine no more!

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
At least he wasn’t white?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Your Boy Fancy posted:

At least he wasn’t white?

It takes you zero dollars not to post this

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
Henry makes a lot of sense for Montréal, you're all a bunch of cynical grumps.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



henry used to get involved in training at monaco and scream at his players when they couldn't get the ball from him, so sure, slot in some superdraft guys and daniel lovitz and this will be a success

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/TaylorTwellman/status/1195413155813511170

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:rip: playing Popular UEFA Team with None of Their Star Players

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

The MLS captain will be Zlatan

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

It takes you zero dollars not to post this

It was more a joke about how every MLS coaching search ends with someone pointing out that there’s been a ridiculously NFL-esque lack of minority interviews, much less hires.

You’re not wrong though, I phrased that as badly as I could’ve

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wow, he must have really hosed up:

https://twitter.com/TimbersFC/status/1195476647522123776

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