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Weedle
May 31, 2006




highme posted:

While yelling at grown men who play for teams other than the Portland Timbers some dad visiting from California who thought this would be a fun family outing asked if I was going to "troll" the whole game.

wow i thought this was supposed to be a FRIENDLY match

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Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
I don't know why but I am unreasonably excited to get this show on the road again and watch some mediocre football.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

Racing Santander
Le Mans
Indy Eleven

I'm sure there are other pithy ones I've forgotten

*low effort "oil money" club joke*

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Unsurprisingly official now:

https://twitter.com/PaulArriola/status/1229518326558269440

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Inter Miami just signed a sponsorship deal with Qatar Airways for $Texas.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i just remembered mls kicks off in february and not at the end of march and also apparently ccl is back this week

hell yeah

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




The Cinci racial slurs manager resigned

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
why is pulido so lol again? i dont really understand

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



bewbies posted:

why is pulido so lol again? i dont really understand

I mean Mexican players are overall arguably the most overrated and overpriced in world football and Pulido isn't even good by the standard of Mexican strikers.

Imagine how much you would lmao at Chelsea if they had spent 30M dollars to buy Chris Wondolowski in 2012.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

The Cinci racial slurs manager resigned

Must've used a hard "r".

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

whypick1 posted:

Must've used a hard "r".

PittsbuRgh?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

Must've used a hard "r".

Also lmao at all the Dutch people on twitter/reddit now throwing out all the standard racist defenses like "He has black friends", "Dutch aren't racist like Americans" and "woke liberals are the real racists"

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol Darren Mattocks committed insurance fraud
https://www.espn.com/soccer/fc-cincinnati/story/4055866/fc-cincinnatis-darren-mattocks-insurance-fraud-arraignment-set-for-feb-27

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I saw that yesterday and am still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Crazy Ted posted:

I saw that yesterday and am still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

I think the insurance company is either alleging one of these two things,

1. Mattocks either got in a car accident found out his insurance expired and then applied for a new insurance policy after said accident and filed a claim to cover the damages days later.
2. Mattocks got insurance shortly before the accident and the insurance company is going after him as doing the accident on purpose to get his insurance money?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pretty sure it's the first one

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

Pretty sure it's the first one

I agree mostly I threw in the second because it sounded stupider thus is actually more likely.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
I mean, "tried to insure his car two hours after totalling it" seems like a pretty straightforward Stupid Driver Trick?

Cincy strikers and cars, man.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Whoops

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 19, 2020

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Wrong thread.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Jack2142 posted:

Also lmao at all the Dutch people on twitter/reddit now throwing out all the standard racist defenses like "He has black friends", "Dutch aren't racist like Americans" and "woke liberals are the real racists"

Zwarte Piete wants to know what's up.

Also, :lol:
https://twitter.com/InXaIn_Marine/status/1229924670381494272?s=19

highme fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Feb 19, 2020

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Add "Fire deal with WGN" to the long list of Fire Things I Would Have Been Hyped About 3 Years Ago.

For real though, I hope an OTA broadcast deal will raise visibility for us, especially with the Cubs going off to do whatever they're doing with Sinclair

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Columbus has sent some Garberbucks to San Jose for Andrew Tarbell, who couldn't beat out a 30-something ex-NASL goalkeeper for the #1 spot for the Quakes.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
can confirm that this is standard Dutch behaviour

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Some information regarding the LigaMX-MLS tournament that's not CCL or the Campeones Cup was released today, so that's 8 more teams that will get their poo poo wrecked by another tournament taking place in the middle of the season.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

whypick1 posted:

Some information regarding the LigaMX-MLS tournament that's not CCL or the Campeones Cup was released today, so that's 8 more teams that will get their poo poo wrecked by another tournament taking place in the middle of the season.

I hope portland sends the winterhawks.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Meh, it'll be a Tues/Weds game between 2 home games. If we're out of the USOC by that point I'd like to see a first choice team get wrecked by whoever comes up from LigaMX.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:siren: Rumor has it :siren: Turner Sports are looking to get MLS on B/R Live when the digital rights come up.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

drat. That means I'd have to stay subscribed to B/R outside of the Champions League group stage.

Also, MLS geoblocking preseason friendlies is so drat stupid

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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TwoStepBoog posted:

drat. That means I'd have to stay subscribed to B/R outside of the Champions League group stage.

Also, MLS geoblocking preseason friendlies is so drat stupid

My best guess? MLS didn't think preseason friendlies were worth making global.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

TwoStepBoog posted:

drat. That means I'd have to stay subscribed to B/R outside of the Champions League group stage.

Also, MLS geoblocking preseason friendlies is so drat stupid

Are you kidding? Allowing just anyone to stream any preseason game would cost MLS dozens of dollars in bandwidth. They're not made of money! Look at their uniforms!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Oscar Wild posted:

Look at their uniforms!

I'd rather not

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Turners soccer coverage is atrocious and I don’t wish it on anyone.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Turners soccer coverage is atrocious and I don’t wish it on anyone.

It would be the out-of-market package, not national broadcasts.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

:siren: Rumor has it :siren: Turner Sports are looking to get MLS on B/R Live when the digital rights come up.

i hope not, espn+ is very good

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And cheap enough for me to not care about suspending it during the off-season.

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
Columbus currently destroying Houston 4-0 at halftime. Goals 2x Zardes, Zelarayan, and Mensah.

Think we are going to be good this year.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

insider posted:

Columbus currently destroying Houston 4-0 at halftime. Goals 2x Zardes, Zelarayan, and Mensah.

Think we are going to be good this year.
It was 4-0 within about 20 minutes too.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Portland timbers are gonna have the coolest bad season ever.

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scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


insider posted:

Columbus currently destroying Houston 4-0 at halftime. Goals 2x Zardes, Zelarayan, and Mensah.

Think we are going to be good this year.

Or maybe Houston will just be awful this year?

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