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I noticed a terrible lack of awful dad level jokes and dreadful posts in byob and instead we get quality fun all the drat time. This is extremely upsetting for me and I want this to stop immediately. Post the most terrible puns and jokes ITT and the worst of them will be rewarded with a probe you clearly deserve anyways. Also don't smile ITT I swear to god I'll hunt you down.
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Nov 12, 2019 14:34
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Good start, now put less effort in it.
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Nov 12, 2019 14:39
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u ever think wow hair its growing out my head and wont stop u can ask it to stop but it wont god said let the hair grow and god rules above all include kingdom of heaven and kingdom of hairven haha u get the joke it's a little joke me and the fellow 'dressers like to toss around while performing perms and expert curls armed w just the power of vidal sasson coursing thru my vein into my sweaty palm the customer dunno thepalm sweat is there tho they ask why my hair shine and i say magic magic and god and vidal sassson
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Nov 12, 2019 14:55
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Nov 12, 2019 14:57
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I have a badass RAP, and it's all about Oranges... No, wait. I'm the master of rapping I shine brighter than silver! Dammit, let me try again Like royalty, My favorite color is purple You know, maybe I'm not cut out for this rapping thing |
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Nov 12, 2019 14:59
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I have a badass RAP, Rockin your front door Right off its door hinges
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Nov 12, 2019 15:04
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Deeeespite alll my raaaggeee I am still just aaaa CAT ON THE STAGE Yat da da, deedly daa daaa, dancin on the stage cause I'm a kitty cat cat cat. I'm a celebrity but also I'm a kitty cat cat cattyeaaahhhhhhhhhh *little sneakpreview of Tom Hooper's Andrew Lloyd Weber's Cats the Movie of the Musical*
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Nov 12, 2019 15:20
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here's my impression of a dog at the premier of "Cats" *rushes the stage* "BARK BARK BARK BARK"
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Nov 12, 2019 15:21
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here's my impression of a cat at the premier of "Cats" *shows no interest in the stage* *looks away*
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Nov 12, 2019 15:23
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Jolo posted:Deeeespite alll my raaaggeee I am still just aaaa
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Nov 12, 2019 15:23
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here's my impression of Cat Stevens at the premier of "Cats" *still dead* edit: Cat Stevens is still alive but in the spirit of this thread I'm leaving this as is
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Nov 12, 2019 15:25
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Jolo posted:here's my impression of Cat Stevens at the premier of "Cats" do one about doja cat
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Nov 12, 2019 15:48
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Heather Papps posted:do one about doja cat here's my impression of Doja Cat at the premier of "Cats" "Hellooooooo fellow audience members, I am Doja Cat and I am from Tarzana California which is the same place that Jon Lovitz is from! This is just one of the many- NO I WILL NOT BE QUIET!" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 12, 2019 15:59
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Jolo posted:here's my impression of Doja Cat at the premier of "Cats" oh shoot we were supposed to do bad posts in this thread gently caress we derailed it so fast
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Nov 12, 2019 16:04
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norbert was my favourite angry beaver
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Nov 12, 2019 16:09
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i liked catdog
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Nov 12, 2019 16:14
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I miss Bonzi Buddy  
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Nov 12, 2019 19:52
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[quote="Pot Smoke Phoenix post=499934030"] I miss Bonzi Buddy [timg]https://i.imgur.com/iAcmSjT.gif[/img] [/quote] |
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Nov 12, 2019 19:55
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epic pwnage lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 12, 2019 19:56
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DERPA- like DARPA, only WAAAY stupider |
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Nov 12, 2019 19:58
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*DARPs loudly* |
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Nov 12, 2019 20:09
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Jedrick posted:*DARPs loudly* I got my hand stuck in a pickle jar once and I had to smash the jar in the sink to get my hand out. I didn't get a single scratch! PSA- Don't stick your mitts in a jar too small for your mitt. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 12, 2019 20:13
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I just joined an ultra-secret fight club, AMA! |
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Nov 12, 2019 20:13
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Game runs perfectly for me at 120fps on Ultra graphics settings on my Lunar Infused 9900GXE overclocked with antarctic cooling.
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Nov 12, 2019 20:33
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I haven't had any problems with the engine/brakes/stereo/etc in my <entirely different car>
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Nov 12, 2019 20:35
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quote:<literally anything especially if it's nearly impossible to construe any kind of sexual innuendo from it> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Nov 12, 2019 20:41
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when i clap my hands with all my force i can hear the smack i sympathetically fear for the air molecules unable 2 slipstream out of my way but this is what must be done i am the god of air and this is my will i clap and clap again the molecules are batten but not beaten ok now they are beaten there are no survives as i rabidly applaud jeff dunham and his funny old man puppet
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Nov 12, 2019 20:48
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I went swimming this one time and I GOT WET and I'm not even kidding. |
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Nov 12, 2019 20:55
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Mental illness NUDES spam!!! |
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Nov 12, 2019 22:15
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terribly ITT |
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Nov 12, 2019 22:35
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google THIS posted:terribly ITT
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Nov 12, 2019 23:49
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Good lord these are some terrible posts in here
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Nov 13, 2019 00:12
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google THIS posted:terribly ITT He gets it
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Nov 13, 2019 00:13
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Dear Mr. Tax, first name Low, I inSIST you UNBAN my account IMMEDIATELY or else I will SUE you for Thievery for the amount of $10 dollars
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Nov 13, 2019 04:33
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So... just my normal posting then. |
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Nov 13, 2019 05:15
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fire off some memes r2d2bot
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