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Goons Are Gifts

You have now the permission to post terrible quality dark and blurred pictures of what theoretically could be a pet and post +1s as a like system if you enjoy a post

-sign your posts


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I don't understand the premise

Heather Papps

hello friend


Goons Are Great posted:

You have now the permission to post terrible quality dark and blurred pictures of what theoretically could be a pet and post +1s as a like system if you enjoy a post

-sign your posts

+1

-heather papps



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Heather Papps posted:

+1

-heather papps

+1

-Lady Six, of Hearts. Empress of Cattes


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Goons Are Gifts

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I don't understand the premise

hell, same


super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
Unsigned post

DOPE FIEND KILLA G


-1

—dope fiend killa g esq

google THIS

My posting is always unsigned, which allows for an additional bit of posting.

Goons Are Gifts

Holy poo poo just imagine extending my posts with additional quality content, it's like a terrible crime but in the form of posts


Heather Papps

hello friend


this post intentionally left blank



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

death sext


signichur


Goons Are Gifts

Someone post a probe reason that I will use for some probation I'll hand out to someone else using another whacky weird idea that I didn't think of yet


Goons Are Gifts

It will include me throwing 14 six sided dices


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
good posts get the probe

google THIS

"There is a minuscule detail in your post that bothers me immensely. Consider yourself anally probed."

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

marijuana is a gateway drug it opens the gate way....to HELL!!!

—dope fiend killa G!!!!!!

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

"There is a minuscule detail in your post that bothers me immensely. Consider yourself anally probed."

lol this is going to be it

Now we need someone worthy of such a rapsheet entry


death sext


what's the most terrible way to pick something? that's right; uromancy. start drinking gatorade now you're gonna need it


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

death sext posted:

what's the most terrible way to pick something? that's right; uromancy. start drinking gatorade now you're gonna need it

"Piss on this!"

-Someone using uromancy to divine the future

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

death sext


you may have thought i forgot to sign my post but you'd be wrong. i have hidden my true name in the depths of the cosmos and only by pissing on your own balls will you divine my identity


nut

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Goons Are Great posted:

Someone post a probe reason that I will use for some probation I'll hand out to someone else using another whacky weird idea that I didn't think of yet

Probation treason: is a horrible, kitten hating, pee-pee toucher.

nut

check this one out

_________________________________________________
|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|
jgs |___1___2___3___4___5___6___7___8___9__10__11__12_|

nut

(its a ruler)

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

check this one out

_________________________________________________
|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|'|
jgs |___1___2___3___4___5___6___7___8___9__10__11__12_|

this rulez



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

that ruler is to scale btw if it helps u to measure antyhing

nut

my pinky finger is like 8

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

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i tried to give him a happy face buuut—

Heather Papps

hello friend


butts okay, sure, fine they are alright but i am a big fan of a strong nose


butts are over rated

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

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i tried to give him a happy face buuut—

what have u done to my son

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

what have u done to my son

hes not jusr UR son ok i carried him for 9 months and gave him birth NATHAN



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Goons Are Gifts

Alright I figured it out, I just threw the 14 dices and got a number out of it, everyone guess the number and whoever has it the wrongest gets the anal probe


Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




69420666

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

OMG JENNY I WANT TO CALL YOU BUT I DON'T HAVE A PAYPHONE

the joke here is 867-5309 but you know what they say- if you have to explain it, your joke stinks out loud!

nut

────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.

nut

ya if ur alone i'll be ur shadow please stop calling the police

sb hermit





42069

sb hermit





alternatively: 69


I was gonna make it 84 but 69 was funnier

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