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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Mars is the closest planet to the earth

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The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


When you play golf, the cup you're aiming for is called the "Grasshole"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

A baby will save any relationship

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
The more money you spend on your wedding the more it demonstrates your commitment to the relationship and the less likely you are to get divorced.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Some of the facts posted in this thread are actually true.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mods knew

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Road vibrations from driving/being in a car cause micro brain damage in unborn children, like hundreds of tiny punches to their head, and is the real cause of autism which is why it didn't exist before the invention of the automobile.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Some of the facts posted in this thread are actually true.
we already know you're a funny poster

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Pee is NOT stored in the balls.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


5% of cotton worldwide tests out as being human hair, not cotton

Tony Snark posted:

Road vibrations from driving/being in a car cause micro brain damage

See I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually true

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Fister Roboto posted:

Mario Kart is called Mario Speedwagon in Japan.

This is gold, Jerry

Wyvernil
Mar 10, 2007

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
If the teacher is more than 15 minutes late to class, it's considered to be canceled and you can leave.

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Vibben
May 9, 2006

I believe the word you are looking for is "Aaahh"!

Pluto is the 9th planet in our solar system.

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