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arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019

In. Chuck me a line please.

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arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019

Tasting notes for autistics

A full bodied smile is satisfying and has deep flavours
In time you too can learn to read a coffee’s face
You will learn to tell which brews are fruity and which are angry with you
Some people are much better at this than others
We call these people sommeliers and they rule the world
There are many kinds of sommeliers and most are much larger than you are
You cannot be like them
You should be like them

A full bodied friend pairs well with cheese
When you pour milk on your friends it will lower the bitter notes
but they may not appreciate it
It is important to learn to taste your friends
People will not tell you they are barrel aged with floral notes
You must figure this out yourself
Look at their lips and eyebrows and shoulders
That is how you know which way to prepare the beans

You must not serve a full bodied conversation, it will make people sick
A light bodied conversation is considered rude by at least three sources
You must always prepare a medium bodied conversation
And you must serve it in the right style of cup
And at the right temperature
You will know the taste of a medium bodied conversation
When strangers clap for you at the opera

A full bodied emotion has two sugars,
some cream, and a face
You may think this face is just a figure of speech
It is not
Everyone else can see this face
The milk sings to them
They ask the face how its day is going
You do not ask the face anything
But you drink it anyway

arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019

In

arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019

Fear and Fancy

At night while lying in my bed
The day’s distractions flown and fled
You prance unbidden in my head
My Belle Dame Sans, my death

Your spindly fingers play a tune
That gnaws at me with grating gloom
Yet bids me flutter, flit and swoon
You sing it with my breath

In the gap twixt sleep and wake
Your spell on me begins to take
Your truth upon me freshly breaks
My fate, my future, death

Before me all my paths are laid
And as I go to bed each day
The roads not taken fall and fade
To nothing in your hands

As I lose the roads forsaken
My solace is the paths I’ve taken
Perhaps still there when I awaken
Down another grain of sand

I want to burn your truth and fake it
I want to scream I want to break it
I’ll run from you but never make it
We run together, holding hands

When all the roads get too drat much
I fantasise I’m in your clutch
You’re so close we can almost touch
And you’re ready to embrace me

I can’t say I understand
How you can fill my heart with sand
While holding out a tempting hand
A hand ready to take me

So I might fight till my cessation
And I might beg for scant salvation
Or I might come in supplication
And lean in as you embrace me

arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019

In

arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019

Soldier Boys

Great wars were fought before I lived
And of them I’ve been told
Boys sent to die for others’ ends
At seventeen years old
The world burned once
The world burned twice
And then the wars got cold
In school we read of blood and mud
The blind leading the bold

I know there’s conflicts raging still
Sometimes they’re on the news
I’ve heard of kids at ten years old
Fighting fueled on drugs and booze
I’ve heard the shocked and angry cries
About children much misused
But when fighting’s done, and they’re still young
I’ve heard the silence too

The kids who live they go back home
With memories of war
Back to families who struggle
Back to prospects that are poor
So when the private armies come
And ask if they want more
With choices few, the war will do
On they march to their encore

And still these kids they go to fight
In places far away
Soldiers in wars not their own
Seventeen if they’re a day
Follow merchant lords of slaughter
For mediocre pay
Pawns unmourned in wars we scorn
They die young just the same

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arbitraryfairy
Feb 13, 2019



Welcome, Sailors, to the Shanty Showdown

A sea shanty is a song sung during work at sea to keep people synchronized during manual tasks.

Also they sound cool and fun and good

However I am going to broaden it out a little bit:

1. Your shanty should, roughly speaking, involve work and travel, but it doesn't have to be a sea shanty. You can write a migrating buffalo shanty or a space train shanty or a tectonic plates shanty. You can 100% just write a sea shanty, sea shanties are great.
2. You can use as your title, or add in addition to your title, a description of the place and purpose of your shanty. This is because I want to understand your piece in setting/context you are placing it and a work song probably isn't going to have an introductory paragraph in it. Don't abuse this to add a whole backstory, just like "a shanty for migrating buffalo" or whatever
3. If you want a flash rule, I'll just give you the description of your shanty for you. Request at your own risk.
4. There are no form or length requirements, but I'm going to be looking for something that sounds good to read out loud. You don't have to make a tune - you can just write the words for an unspecified song, a call and answer piece, a chant, or any poetic form you want - but sounding good when spoken or sung aloud is the key. It should PUMP ME UP
5. Strictly speaking shanties are work songs that help with rhythmic tasks, but I will be relatively lenient here (so long as your piece is cool and good) so don't get too caught up on this part. If it makes sense for people to sing during or after working then it's fine, so like a warning piece/piece about tasks/piece about an event or identity are all good


If you want some examples for inspiration I would recommend looking up the Wellington Sea Shanty society for more traditional sea shanties (or play AC black flag I guess), otherwise songs like Dawson's Christian would also work for a more spacey interpretation. There are loads of cool shanties out there.


Deadline: 11:59 Wednesday 25th March Pst

Bosun and her bosun's mates

1. arbitraryfairy
2. cptn_dr

Drunken Sailors

1. ...you?

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