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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Johnny Holton is like a dime store version of Ted Ginn

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Someone gif that tackling please

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Mike Tomlin challenges the dumbest loving poo poo

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Everyone on the Steelers is dead. The browns have finally found a way to win.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

AndrewP posted:

how have the Steelers won so many games recently with this offense

The line is horrendous tonight compared to usual and they’ve benefitted from short fields due to turnovers. Also, they’ve beaten some poo poo teams.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The Steelers RBs are someone who’s basically a slot receiver and someone who’s only on the team because his brother is.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol there’s nobody crashing from Mason’s right and he just stands still in the Pocket

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

420_Power_Rangers posted:

Holy poo poo the Steelers are bad, Rudolph is as bad as trubisky with zero speed

He’s surprisingly not that slow, he just has zero idea of when to move.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The Steelers should play the other QB because if you’re gonna play a bad QB, at least play the one named Duck Hodges.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That’s dirty as gently caress

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

“That’s bullshit” says the man who just made a guys brains ooze out of his ear

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Johnny Holton is exceptionally bad at catching footballs.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol Fire Randy Fichtner

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Minkah is a better receiver than Johnny Holton.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The Steelers look horrible but they’ve played most of the game with a converted college TE at RB, a WR that can’t catch a cold, another WR who was called up from the practice squad today and Mason Rudolph as their QB.

It says a lot about the Browns that this game is within one score.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

really queer Christmas posted:

I feel like the steelers have a worse chance of scoring on offense than on defense right now.

Accurate.

But they’re actually getting open deep. It’s just that the man getting open has no hands.

I mean, if Holton has even average hands, Pittsburgh is probably ahead right now as weird and sad as that sounds.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha holy gently caress that was awful

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol the Steelers are going to sign Kaepernick

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

really queer Christmas posted:

How can OBJ and mayfield be the worst tandem in history

See: Mason Rudolph to Johnny Holton

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Mark Barron is so loving trash my god

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Zyla posted:

thats game tho there's absolutely no way to score 14 points in the time that's left

This game could have 8 quarters left and it’d be too little time

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I’ve seen probably every pro snap Rudolph has played and the next time he leads a receiver will be the first time

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Again, if you’re going to play a total garbage QB, at least play the one named Duck Hodges

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The player currently suited up for the Steelers with the best hands is Minkah Fitzpatrick lol.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

FREE AARON HERNANDEZ

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Okay I missed the helmet part and Pouncey was totally justified on replay

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol the poo poo hit the fan and Kitchens is standing there like “goddamnit the postgame meal’s gonna get cold”

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Pouncey getting suspended in 2019 has near net gain potential for the Steelers. He’s been kinda bad lately.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

*violently swings helmet at man’s unprotected head*

“Ah yes, but you see, this 15 yard face mask tho”

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Intruder posted:

Brian Cushing did the opposite, ripping his own helmet off and then headbutting a helmeted opponent

Liters of regular Steroid injections will do that.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jubs posted:

Why am I the only one that noticed this?

Probably because we saw an extremely vile and grotesque facemask by Mason “The Mauler” Rudolph followed by some garden variety retaliation

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol the only reason anyone is advocating for a Rudolph suspension is because of what Garrett did to him after. If Garrett laughed and walked away, this would be a personal foul flag and a non issue.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Rudolph’s actions were clearly accidental because the prior 3 hours showed that if he was intentionally aiming for the facemask, he would’ve grabbed his dick or something

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Mason probably asked him if he ever drank the grode jar.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Shinji2015 posted:

Kitchens getting really salty about the press not asking him about anything else other than the fight.

Lol the Steelers offensive line played its worst game in like 4 years and the rest of the offense, after the 1st quarter, was basically a scout team. He should be thankful they’re only asking fight questions.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Ty Cobb beat a man with no hands half to death.

I didn’t realize Johnny Holton was that old.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jivesauce posted:

Yeah he wasn't, the guy that said that was probably just remembering wrong. It hosed him up pretty bad, but it didn't paralyze him.

Yea he fractured like four vertebrae in his neck or something like that but he wasn’t paralyzed.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Andy Reid took a helmet to the face like that once but it was one of those helmets with the bowl in the top that you fill with cheese.

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