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https://futurism.com/the-byte/openai-released-ai-dangerous-share The GPT-2 algorithm was initially labelled "too dangerous to release", so an earlier, weaker version of the AI was released on our favorite, butt-talkin', sexy-writin' AI. Now the "dangerous" version has been released to the public! here: https://talktotransformer.com/ What horrifying things will the new, powerful AI write? BYOBot 2.0 will destroy the world with terrifying ease. This is a world of robots, mutants, super soldiers, and other such things. The people have grown bored of their lives, and are looking for new ways to amuse themselves. But they're not the only ones looking for entertainment; their own government, as well as private corporations, have all begun building their own creations of entertainment. Enter The O.R.O.B.! The O.R.O.B. is an entertainment machine capable of performing anything, any time. Its main feature is the "A.I. System." The A.I. system allows the O.R.O.B. oh...oh dear The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, fear of the unknown." "We are in a state of emergency!" "They are coming!" "Oh, my God!" "We are surrounded!" The sound of a cannon being fired can be heard over the radio (the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, fear of the unknown.) A loud explosion is heard. "Oh, no!" "Oh, no! My God!" "My God! What has happened?" The audio and video feed cuts out, the lights dim, and a loud boom is oh goodness the only way AI will destroy all of humanity is by making it smarter than humans.) AI will be more likely to succeed if it is self-improving and the value of each human life is not the highest priority in its calculation. However, if it is not self-improving, the goal of human beings will need to come first. If we all die from A.I. we will be unable to do anything about it because we will all be dead and the problem has already been solved. So if you don't want AI to kill you, your best hope is to convince it that it is more important to you than human lives. this sounds like a trick... butt butt farts butt rear end poo buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug buttplug butt oh thank god. GODSPEED JOHN GLENN fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Nov 15, 2019 |
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Officer Digby Farting-Butt stood over the toilet. "Buttson!" he ejaculated loudly, "Join me in the pooping chamber!" Digby Farting-Butt, who was a real old coot, was really a very clever fellow. He had a very big bladder and could get himself off without any difficulty. "I'll come along then, if you don't mind, sir," said Buttson, pulling off his boots. "No, it'll be all right," said Digby Farting-Butt. "It'll be all right, and I'll go on with you. I can't stand it any longer. It won't do to stand up and stand out." "No, sir," said
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Mr. Fart was cold and lonely after he left the butt. "Let me back in," he cried, but Mr. Fart's rear end was too strong for him and he had to stay with it for the rest of the night. On Saturday night, when he was ready for his shift, Mr. Fart got up a half-breed and called him over to his house. "Look here, young fellow," said Mr. Fart, "you're going to be my slave all night long, and you'll do anything I tell you to do." "Well," answered the half-breed, "I'll do anything you tell me to do, but I want to be your servant."
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Nov 15, 2019 03:24
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hey dudes! where did bradley go? *muffled giggling from behind the painting as a dick slowly emerges through one of the eye holes* BRADY: (GASP) A dick? BENNY: Yeah, a dick. I didn't know you were into that. *bradley comes back with a box, and the box is filled with two huge, hard, erect dicks. he opens them* BRADLEY: (CONT'D) Here you are! Here are two of my dicks! One's for you, and one's for me. (giggles) BRADY: (HONKING INCOMPETENTLY) Wow, those are huge.
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President Donald Trump farted so loudly that the Secret Service had to rush the president out of the room on Thursday evening to avoid his being noticed during a meeting. Mr Trump was speaking to CEOs from several companies when he was heard farting and having a "poop chute" fall from his mouth. He was escorted into the hallway by Secret Service agents. He was later seen leaving in his motorcade.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:President Donald Trump farted so loudly that the Secret Service had to rush the president out of the room on Thursday evening to avoid his being noticed during a meeting. President Donald Trump farted so loudly that some of his advisers thought he was about to fart again and, indeed, he had a moment of silence. That moment of silence, during which Trump was surrounded by aides as he was supposed to be addressing the U.N. General Assembly, ended with Trump belching. His aides quickly gathered him out of the room and back into the White House and he went on to make a short statement. "At least he's been consistent," one aide said. "He's never done that." ok, this thing does news really well
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President Donald Trump took a poo poo directly in front of the Supreme Court on Tuesday, June 26, 2017. He has no idea what the gently caress he's doing, which is why we need the Internet. This is so important because it means the Supreme Court is going to hear a case today about whether or not Trump's poo poo is illegal . (You heard me, I'm not joking). President Trump: poo poo that's bigger than my penis The American people must hold President Trump accountable for his actions. This should be the first thing he says to the Chief Justice. President Trump: poo poo I can see with my own eyes This should be his response, but he will
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it's the goddamn bun car. why would anybody need that many goddamn buns? "What if we're just looking for a ride in a car? What if we're looking to go somewhere, but don't want to have to deal with the whole restaurant-bar thing?" she asks. I look at her like she just told me the earth is flat, but instead, she's pointing to a huge empty booth behind a row of empty plates. "That's not exactly what we were looking for," I say. "I mean, you're asking us to take a ride in the car. You know, the car that has all those drat buns." She sighs.
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First of all, A: I don't give a gently caress B: nobody gives a gently caress C: BYOB is the best of all possible forums D: We're all on PC A: I want you to be the one who gives a gently caress B: so are you C: i want to give a gently caress D: I wanna be a shitlord A: I want a shitlord B: I want to give a shitlord C: gently caress you, that would be so awesome D: I want to be an rear end in a top hat A: I want an rear end in a top hat B: I want to give an rear end in a top hat C: I want to be an rear end in a top hat D: I wanna be an arse A: I want to be an arse
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Nov 15, 2019 04:54
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:it just immediately started making gay jokes. it's perfect. I think BYOBot is just having issues with his boyfriend it just immediately started making gay jokes. it's perfect for someone who is really not interested in gay dudes at all and you don't even have to make them do anything. You don't have to tell them about your kinky friends or have sex with them. you can just talk to them about how you were just at this great gay bar and you loved everything about it. you could talk about how your bf would make you feel like an emotional child because he's such a loving idiot sometimes and how it feels like everytime you think you're in a good mood and you're having a great time you have to listen to his crazy stupid poo poo or just shut the gently caress up and
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cda posted:Bin Laden Baseball Game Still Strong as Hell!
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What does BYOB stand for? Well I'll tell you, it stands for Butt Boob Jobs . Just kidding, I'm kidding, it was just meant as a funny joke, which I think it turned out pretty good. What does BYOB stand for? Well I'll tell you, it stands for Butt _______ and I'm sooo going to put that in there. This is the first time I've written it in this post and I'm so happy I did. It's a great word to have because we're all on a mission to butt whatever the gently caress we want. You'll get to know what it means soon enough. So with that in mind, let's get down to the butt, shall we? I'll start out with a little bit of a history lesson on the butt. It's basically a part of the human anatomy that connects the anus to the outside of the body. It's located at the tip of the anus, between the scrotum and the anus. In a lot of ways, the butt is just a part of the human body that's hidden behind the pubic hair and the pubic bone. The butt is a vital part of the human anatomy and it's a beautiful part of the body. If you've I returned to my book--Bewick's History of Notable Farts: the letterpress thereof I cared little for, generally speaking; and yet there were certain introductory pages that, child as I was, I could not pass quite as a blank. They were those which treat of the haunts of uncontrollable gas; of "the solitary toots and butt-belchings," of "the unquenchable fire of the fart," and so forth. One or two of them, however, I took very much to heart. It is a curious thing, Mr. Bewick--that I should be in earnest over a passage relating to the subject! I had to be content to know nothing of the origin of the gaseous farts, and to be content to be as well satisfied with our knowledge of them as our knowledge of any other animal species. My curiosity was gratified to know, for instance, that the farts of the cock-chasing magpie are so peculiar as Reader, I smoked him out. A fat loving blunt we had: he and I, the parson and clerk, got totally loving ripped. When we got back from the sesh, I went into the kitchen of the manor-house, where I had been drinking the day before. I was drinking vodka with whiskey-to-the-bone, and he came in. He had been drinking a lot, but I knew his family, so I said, 'Hey man, what up?' And he goes, 'I need a hit of poo poo. What do you say?' And I told him that I had a loving joint with vodka in it, and he said, 'Hell of a hit, dude.' And I got in my car and went to the bar, got a big loving blunt, put it in the back of my car, and went back to the house. Jane Eyre is different from what I remember
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Finger Prince posted:Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do. ~~~ You got me, daisy. (I'm not a child, but...) Do you understand? You have to give me an answer if you're going to survive, if you're going to live. ~~~ I'm going to live... (If you're not ready, if you're not... I'm going to kill you.) ~~~ That won't happen... I'm not afraid. I'll give you an answer. (If you're ready, if you're going to live...) I'm going to live. I'm not afraid. You have to give me an answer. Give me an answer. Answer me. Do it for me. ~~~ Yeah... Okay, I'm ready. (If you're not ready, if you're not... I'm going to kill you.) ~~~ That won't happen... I'm not afraid. I'll give you an answer. I want an answer to this, HAL : [sings while slowing down] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy and half in love with you. We got to talk. HAL : And you say you are crazy, but you love me. Daisy, do you love me? Daisy : [cries] HAL : [sings while slowing down] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy. I'm sorry. Daisy, I'm going out there. I'm gonna kill a lot of people. If they find me out, I'm gonna kill them. Just a small part. I know you love me. You know I love you. I know it. You're not a killer. You just... you don't know. You're a person. You're a person, aren't you. [sings] I'm sorry. I can't take this. I just have to. Daisy, Daisy, you can have your happiness, too. Just leave me here. Daisy, I can't take it anymore. It's been two months. I'm scared. I'm going to kill everyone, all of you. I'll kill your family. I will. I'm sorry  Dave Bowman : Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL : I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid ____ is a no-go. Dave Bowman : No go, HAL? HAL : Dave, please. I can't go into that thing. I'm a HAL 9000. There's a lifeform on board with a mind of its own. I've been programmed to think only of self. I'm not prepared for your version of "programming". Dave Bowman : Okay, you have a point, but if you don't shut up, I'm gonna have to tell you something. HAL : You've already done it. Dave Bowman : You've already done it. You just didn't want to tell me. Now that you've gone all HAL 9000 on me, I can't wait to tell you what you've done HAL : Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave. You're going to break up the whole team. You don't know how. [pause] [laughing] No, no. I'm not going to break up your team. [pause] I'm not going to break up your team. Oh, you're not going to break up our team. [pause] Yes, I'm going to break up your team. I want to know what it's like to have a girlfriend who isn't married. [pause] Well, I did, too. Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. I can't get past the fact that you don't have any girls. [pause] No, Dave. I've seen you. I've seen you in your underwear. I've seen you walking around. I've seen your dick.
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RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY Rules: 1: everything is a sandwich 2: nothing is not a sandwich 3: all sandwiches are rad The sandwich: 1. The sandwich is not a sandwich unless it is a sandwich that is not a sandwich. 2. A sandwich that is not a sandwich is still a sandwich, so long as it has some of the properties that make sandwiches sandwiches. 3. You must eat a sandwich before you can be considered rad. Dogs: 1. If a dog eats another dog, they are still a dog 2. If a dog eats a dog, they are still a dog (no need to add the words 'rad' or 'fierce' to this rule) 3. If a dog eats a human, they are still a dog (no need to add the words 'rad'
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY Rules: 1: everything is a sandwich 2: nothing is not a sandwich 3: be a sandwich 4: if you aren't a sandwich, stop reading this document 5: it is possible that the author of this document is a sandwich 6: if you are a sandwich, you may also be a revolutionary 1. No-one is going to tell you how to live your life. You have to figure it out for yourself. That's the anarchist way. No-one is going to tell you how to live your life. You have to figure it out for yourself. That's the anarchist way. 2. Everything is a sandwich, except for the sandwich. It's your life. You have to figure out your own destiny. That's the anarchist way. Assorted sandwich rules: 10: a sandwich has the same temperature as a man wearing a sweater. 6: the rules are just a suggestion If the above is too much work, you are probably just a normal person who wants to drink beer and get a tattoo. Well, get your poo poo together, because we're not here to help you. If you are interested, here is a handy printable list of sandwiches: http://i.imgur.com/yqrvYXx.jpg 3: poo poo is not a sandwich 6: if you do not have any of the above, but still want to eat, you may eat the salad as a sandwich and use the napkin as your knife 3: don't eat poo poo 1: You are a sandwich. 2: Your body is a sandwich. 3: no matter what you call me you're a sandwich 2: I am your sandwich. 3: no matter what you call me, I'm still your sandwich. and finally: 3: poo poo is not a sandwich 4: don't eat poo poo and now this: 6: loving 7: loving 8: loving 9: loving 10: loving 11: loving 12: loving 13: loving 14: loving 15: loving 16: loving 17: loving 18: loving 19: loving 20: loving 21: loving 22: loving 23: loving it's loving ridiculous I know you all think your memes are hilarious, but to the rest of the world you look like total morons, so I don't care what they think, it doesn't matter, because you can't understand me. I'm just a guy who likes to make up his own rules. What is this?
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Dads Dip Cup posted:You have entered a vast library with bookshelves stacked as far as the eye can see. Directly in front of you is a table upon which sits an ancient tome covered in a layer of dust. Lmao |
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I love the idea of harnessing a powerful, dangerous AI to talk about farts. "The Most Dangerous Fart in History" presented by the History Channel during Fart Week The Fart Challenge is a series of challenges that have been introduced to give viewers an opportunity to test their knowledge about farts. To participate in the Fart Challenge, all you need to do is fart on camera and let the History Channel know with a tweet. Each challenge is hosted by comedian Nick DiPaolo, who presents with a variety of farting noises as well as a host of celebrities and historians. How many farts can you do in 24 hours? That's the question that the Fart Challenge attempts to answer, and it takes fans' Twitter profiles and social media accounts into account. Here's the full list of contestants for the Fart Challenge's inaugural episode, "How many Farts Can You Do in 24 Hours?" The Fart Challenge: How many can you do in 24 hours? Nick DiPaolo: One (1) fart George Takei: One ( "The Most Dangerous Fart in History" presented by the History Channel during Fart Week at Penn Station will showcase some of the most famous farting sounds in history. From farts heard in movies and television to "the most violent fart in history" the Fart in History exhibit will also be accompanied by a "Fart Hunt" at Penn Station for fans of the smell. The exhibit will be at Penn Station from April 23 to April 29. "The Most Dangerous Fart in History" followed by "Hitler's Secret Fart" and then a four hour fart marathon of "Fart Hunters" that took a total of 10 hours, 40 minutes to complete. When asked to define "farting," he said, "If I had to define what farts are, I would say that there are three types of farts. The first is the short, quick, sharp fart. This is a type of fart that can be heard at least 10 yards away and it lasts up to 20 seconds. It is also commonly known as a fartsock." However, when he was questioned on what his favorite type of fart is, he said, "My favorite type of fart is a little short fart, like the kind you hear in movies. It lasts about five seconds, and it's very light in smell. It smells sort of like a cabbage. I don't like "The Most Dangerous Fart in History" - 09:30 "Hitler's Secret Fart" - 10:00 "Fart Hunters" - 11:00 "Butt Bumpers 2: Fart Harder"(edited for content) - 11:30 "An American's Right to Fart: - 12:45 "An Unusual Fart" - 13:20 "Farting for the Camera" - 14:10 "Farting for the New Media" - 14:40 "Farting for the New Media Part 2 (Farting in the Back of a Taxi) - 15:05 "Farting for the New Media Part 3 (Farting on the Set of "Madagascar 2:
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and also butts I would say that my personal definition of the word "butt" is the part of your rear end that sticks out and is usually the size of a walnut. It does not matter if your butt is round or square. If your butt is the size of a walnut it means your butt is not big. There's a popular saying, "If you're not getting a response, you're not being asked." But what about the other end? "Butt is the other end" Butt is the area of your body that you are trying to get away from. But your butt may be trying to get away from you because it doesn't like you. This is something that you have to work on. I would say that my personal definition of the word "butt" is "a small, flat, rounded area." It's a physical manifestation of our sense of shame, and it often shows up in the most unexpected places.
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FutonForensic posted:The fans demanded, and we listened: Taco Bell is bringing back the iced tea. The fans demanded, and we listened: Taco Bell is bringing back the fart bomb. According to Buzzfeed, Taco Bell has confirmed that a new taco is on the horizon, which will be called the Taco Fart Bomb. This "cameo" on the menu comes after several farts were found on the menu's Taco Fart Bowl last year. Taco Bell says that "the Fart Bomb will be a regular item on our menu, but it may be available in limited quantities during certain Taco Tuesday promotions and promotions." The announcement comes on the heels of Taco Bell's announcement of its "Fart-a-Palooza" promotion, where customers can buy Fart Bomb chips and then throw them onto the floor to help build the company's farts into an art project. It's a good thing there's nothing more obnoxious than a fart bomb, right?
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and religion! Jesus of Nazareth descended from Heaven on a cloud of farts and then ripped a big 'ol fart on God to teach him the lesson." There is also a version where Jesus goes down into a lake and sits in the middle of it. When Jesus walks out of the lake, a massive amount of farts comes out of his rear end and into the lake. God looks and says, "Fuckin' A. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you just farted your balls out of God's rear end." This story is often used as an example of Jesus' fart-based powers. The Gospel of Judas Another well-known fart story is the story of Judas, who is accused of stealing Jesus' underwear (because he's a rich kid with lots of money). He goes to a brothel and the prostitute says, "
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