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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Garrett was literally trying to hurt players in the Jet game earlier in the season. gently caress him. I hope he never plays again.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


"oh thats bad"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


:laffo:

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Garrett was just interviewed on ESPN, doesn't sound like Rudolph said anything racially offensive or anything like that to really set him off. He's remorseful for losing it.

Glad we cleared up an assault victim was not in fact asking for it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man, I'm sad I need to go to bed, but oh joy I can't wait to wake up and see the range of insane takes on this. It's going to be so loving good you guys.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Rudolph tried to rip Garrett's helmet off first. He got lucky Garrett lost his poo poo so he can play victim.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
It is too bad Garrett went to felonious assault because Rudolph throwing a tantrum, trying to kick Garrett and take his helmet and instead getting his own helmet stolen would have been a fun, fitting end to the game

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


You shouldn't try to sleep with a head injury

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

BlindSite posted:

Glad we cleared up an assault victim was not in fact asking for it.

racism isnt ok!!

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Burginator posted:

Garrett deserves very one of those loving kicks and knees he got to the dome, gently caress him to death

If it was Ben, nobody would give a poo poo, he's a grey dicked rapist -- What did this fuckin benchwarmer do? That's some horse poo poo, I hope Garrett is suspended until 2021

Rudolph is hardly innocent

e: autocorrected Rudolph to Rudolf and I'm tempted to leave it

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Zyla posted:

racism isnt ok!!

good work trying to shoe horn in an imagined injustice everyone!!!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Cosmis/status/1195215811021070336

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Man, the fact that he got beaned in the head with his own helmet is icing on the cake. How humiliating haha

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

sponges posted:

Man, the gl fact that he got beaned in the head with his own helmet is icing on the cake. How humiliating haha

https://twitter.com/TarikCohen/status/1195201890658729984

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1195215762119675904

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

There’s actually a deleted scene in The Last Boy Scout where Billy Cole is on the receiving end of an illegal use of hands to the face penalty right before he shoots those men on the field.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/EephusShow/status/1195216269596930049

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

oh boy the edgy counter-takes have already started!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Man I missed a deleted Clay Travis tweet by 3 minutes

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

https://twitter.com/SirYacht/status/1195205966968569858?s=20

Going to be a milestone event for dudes who record themselves yelling in their car

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




lol Browns, ending of the season

Garret also with the A+ FATALITY

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Rudolph is hardly innocent

e: autocorrected Rudolph to Rudolf and I'm tempted to leave it

what did he do that could possibly warrant a player twice his size ripping his helmet off and beating him in the head with it? Foh, clown

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009



lol

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Need to hear what OJ thinks

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
https://mobile.twitter.com/kt_so_it_goes/status/1195215082902433797
:holymoley:

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU

mcmagic posted:

Garrett is lowkey a more dirty player than Burfict.

not sure I would consider it low key after tonight

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Would not be shocked if Garrett is suspended for the rest of the season, Kaep isn't signed, and AB somehow is cleared to return all during this weekend.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1195220133280657409

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

lol Browns, ending of the season

Garret also with the A+ FATALITY

More of a BRUTALITY but yes.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1195202578759372800

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This is some Peak Browns poo poo. They couldn't even win without burning all their goodwill away.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


assault victim no angel

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It wasn't even Roethlisberger why would you do that?

ho fan
Oct 6, 2014

Roasted Donut posted:

good work trying to shoe horn in an imagined injustice everyone!!!!!

i think it's time antifa expanded it's presence in the NFL, and i fully support comrade Garrett's efforts

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
How does something like that not lead to assault charges? Are sports venues actually considered international waters? Did Tyreek Hill break his kids arm in Arrowhead and that's why nothing came of it?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fknlo posted:

How does something like that not lead to assault charges? Are sports venues actually considered international waters? Did Tyreek Hill break his kids arm in Arrowhead and that's why nothing came of it?

The police dont have to press charges immediately, and in California at least, they don't usually bother pressing charges if the victim refuses to cooperate. In this case I'd be willing to bet they took a statement from everyone involved in case someone decides to come forward later, but I doubt Rudolph will press charges.

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
I almost forgot about the loving blood coming out of that WR ears after Randall blew him up. Maybe football......is bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Arian Foster has joined the bad take parade

https://twitter.com/ArianFoster/status/1195215189504929797

Honestly if Garrett had ripped Rudolph's helmet off and like thrown it across the field at no one and walked away I would have called him a hero but nope

e: Jesus loving christ Arian

https://twitter.com/ArianFoster/status/1195225395173502978

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Nov 15, 2019

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
https://twitter.com/AustinPlanet/status/1195216883001241600?s=19

BONK

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