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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

The gently caress is happening on smackdown???

Da Ali G show

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This Shorty G gimmick is so much worse than I imagined it had gotten.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chaos Theory to the 450 is a nice finishing combo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol playing Roman's music now

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
how the gently caress do they dedicate half an hour to the opening segment.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
What happened to the dog?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
lol at the kid with the Push EC3 sign

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Blue title looks better than the red

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

bold of them to give away the best(only good?) segment this early without advertising

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
are you loving kidding me?

Their solution to moving the red belt to the blue show was to have the scary man do a magic?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

are you loving kidding me?

Their solution to moving the red belt to the blue show was to have the scary man do a magic?

it was extremely good

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Intruder posted:

it was extremely good

I don't think it's the type of thing you do if you want your top belt to be taken seriously. On the other hand, it's probably the most entertaining thing that will happen on this terrible show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Show good? Show... anything?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

we might get to 9oclock with only one match; impressive

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Jerusalem posted:

Show good? Show... anything?

We’re about 40 minutes in and there has been about 5 commercial breaks and 2 segments.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Show good? Show... anything?

Baron Corbin is now hanging out with a dude in a Georgia Bulldogs mascot costume

DeepDickPizza posted:

I don't think it's the type of thing you do if you want your top belt to be taken seriously. On the other hand, it's probably the most entertaining thing that will happen on this terrible show.

This is not something I worry about when the top champ is an evil clown

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Jerusalem posted:

Show good? Show... anything?

The only good parts were Roman's theme set to dog barks, and the firefly funhouse

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

Show good? Show... anything?

There's a man in a dog costume which I'm assuming makes it better than the usual Smackdown.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
yes please recap the whole 30 minutes we just loving watched

e: wasnt ribbing you j-ru, was talking about thie stupid WWE segment literally recapping and showing the whole match that we just saw

Hirez fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Nov 16, 2019

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Show good? Show... anything?

started with baron/ziggler/roode doing a promo on the faces

baron invited roman to the ring, a man in a dog costume came out to a funny dog-bark remix of roman's theme

shorty g and ali beat ziggler and roode

bray turned the red belt blue with MAGIC

random segment of heels chit chatting in back

BRAUN

add in like 10 commercial breaks and a hype thing for CM PUNK

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DeepDickPizza posted:

There's a man in a dog costume

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Thanks!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Send Gulak to NXT.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I love how there are no fans in the arena in Gulak’s photoshop.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


GrimGypsy posted:

started with baron/ziggler/roode doing a promo on the faces

baron invited roman to the ring, a man in a dog costume came out to a funny dog-bark remix of roman's theme

shorty g and ali beat ziggler and roode

bray turned the red belt blue with MAGIC

random segment of heels chit chatting in back

BRAUN

add in like 10 commercial breaks and a hype thing for CM PUNK

45 minutes into AEW we already had a whole bunch of awesome matches. This is sad.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Okay what was the point of that

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Belt looks nicer blue.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Intruder posted:

This is not something I worry about when the top champ is an evil clown

I can't really argue with that.



I haven't seen an SD since well before it moved to Fridays. This show really has become completely unwatchable. Everybody looks like interchangeable, catchphrase-spewing job guys.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

everything Cole says sounds like it's a pre-recorded clip for the WWE video game

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

The commercials are off the chain tonight. I’m loving it. Best commercials on the planet. Period.

I love Smackdonw

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

DeepDickPizza posted:

I can't really argue with that.



I haven't seen an SD since well before it moved to Fridays. This show really has become completely unwatchable. Everybody looks like interchangeable, catchphrase-spewing job guys.

smackdown was once really fun and widely considered the best show around. Not even that long ago.

Now they're only bad, but the insult to injury is them managing to be worse than ever with a roster including: Sami Zayn, Daniel Bryan, Shinsuke Nakamura, Cesaro, New Day, Revival, BRAUN, Bray Wyatt, Bayley, Sasha...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That one dude in the crowd bellowing,"DON'T DO IT!" :lol:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

did they really blow off the whole Sami/Daniel storyline with a random throwaway backstage skit

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Please god let d bry join generico, Cesaro and nakamura.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

GrimGypsy posted:

did they really blow off the whole Sami/Daniel storyline with a random throwaway backstage skit

Seems like they were gonna do Nakamura/Bryan but decided to do Bray/Bryan instead.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Not that long ago I would dream of seeing Daniel Bryan and Shinsuke Nakamura working together.

:negative:

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

the first 55 minutes of smackdown had one match

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
and nothing has loving happened or progressed any story

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Hirez posted:

and nothing has loving happened or progressed any story

i made my girlfriend watch an episode of Raw and this was her main takeaway from the whole experience

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
They transition so seamlessly from overproduced, over-scripted show to commercial that it honestly feels like one long droning ad.

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