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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael posted:

:siren: FUTURE SENATOR JESSICA SCARANE ADDRESSES C-SPAM ON CRITICALLY NEEDED "REMEMBER SAILOR" LEGISLATION :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRD5Y68njjY

Keep working hard, thank you!, C-SPAM.

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-cspam




https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1196412743437488128?s=20
Delaware is a garbage state full of horrible monsters. I think I’ve made that pretty clear by now. But it turns out, we can actually fix that. And we can do it right here in this thread by :justpost:ing, sharing social media posts, volunteering, and donating to the UNFUCK DELAWARE SQUAD 2020.

:siren:Donate to any of the following candidates, post your proof of donation, and get one of Al!’s new gangtags, to show off your dedication to the destruction of Delaware.:siren:





FIRST DAY DONORS TO JESS WILL HAVE MY ETERNAL LOVE AND GRATITUDE. We need to have a strong showing of early donations to demonstrate the amount of passion that is out there for a new progressive voice in the US Senate. And we can show that passion for change in the form of donations in increments of $4.20, $69.69, and $420.69.

Donate to Jess for United States Senate
Donate to Larry for State Rep
Donate to Madinah for State Rep
Donate to Eric for State Rep

Can’t donate? That’s okay! You can also help phone bank or text for Jessica to get the gangtag. Also, be sure to follow and share these candidates’ posts on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram.

The Campaigns

Jessica Scarane for U.S. Senate
Senator Chris Coo s is a man with a racial slur for a last name, who will make it his mission to sabotage President Bernie Sanders’ administration. Jessica Scarane is a Bernie voter, an education advocate, and all round badass, who has the radical idea that we should all have basic human rights like shelter, healthcare, education, a living minimum wage, an environment that is not on perpetual fire, and a restorative criminal justice system (Except in the case of Trump and Clinton. We’re locking them the gently caress up, and then we’re going to Cadaver Synod Epstein’s corpse.).

https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1196412743437488128?s=20
Jess is fighting an uphill but winnable battle. Delaware has the lowest win number in the country needed to remove a far right Democratic Senator. Only 60,000 votes are necessary on September 15th, 2020 to give President Sanders a young, new ally in the Senate. And we will get those 60,000 votes through aggressive voter contact and field, that will start day one, and not stop until primary day. We will be targeting voters who feel hopeless, and left out by politics as usual, and show them that we have a strong platform and an inspiring candidate, who believes that a better world is possible for all of us.

How You Can Help
There’s three ways you can help if you’re not near Delaware:

Donate! Jess takes no corporate donations, and will be paying her staff nothing less than $15 an hour.
Phone bank or text for Jess. Help us contact as many voters as possible so that they all know they will have a very important choice to make on September 15th, 2020.
Share all social media posts. A strong social media presence is necessary to show that we have power and people behind us.



Near Delaware?
Come canvass!

Together, we will absolutely unfuck Delaware, and unfuck America. And generate some amazing content along the way.








Make phone calls for Jess!





https://twitter.com/aHandedMissus/status/1202633104365629440?s=20

Nichael has issued a correction as of 00:13 on Jan 9, 2020

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Make Fight Club a Documentary 2020:
The Local Campaigns


Ever wanted to reenact the ending of Fight Club, and destroy all the major corporations that run our hellscape, nightmare nation at once? Well then, it’s pretty convenient that all those corporations are in Delaware, and rely on Delaware’s exploitative corporate laws to gently caress over the rest of the nation. Here are three progressive firebrand candidates who will work tirelessly to destroy the corporate patronage system of the “Delaware Way”, and in doing so, do the whole country a huge service. In addition, they all support a Green New Deal for the state, a living minimum wage, and free pre-k through college for all students.


Donate to Larry Lambert for State Rep



Donate to Madinah Wilson-Anton for State Rep



Donate to Eric Morrison for State Rep


All three of these candidates are facing tough primary challenges against incumbent, right wing, corporate Democrats, and could use any help you can spare them.

https://twitter.com/aHandedMissus/status/1193217409529892864?s=20

P.S. don’t drink our water


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
But where does she stand on my give Delaware to the kurds initiative??

For real good luck though

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
how could nichael

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

i gave jess $4.20 but one quick question: what the gently caress is Delaware

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

i gave jess $4.20 but one quick question: what the gently caress is Delaware

gently caress if i know

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
whatever it is, we're gonna unfuck it!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Fleetwood posted:

whatever it is, we're gonna unfuck it!

$69 at a time

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


donated :10bux:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


!uoy knaht, drah gnikrow

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
is this where we make fun of chris coons

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


funny number donations remain the most valued

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1196412743437488128

follow her if you don't like chris coons

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Kurtofan posted:

is this where we make fun of chris coons

yes sir

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



but i love my uncle

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Nichael posted:

but i love my uncle

i'm sorry he's going to move to a farm upstate

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
i just got a job but haven’t got a paycheck yet. when I do, Bernie and Jess are definitely getting at least a $4.20 donation. gently caress coo s.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DiggityDoink posted:

i just got a job but haven’t got a paycheck yet. when I do, Bernie and Jess are definitely getting at least a $4.20 donation. gently caress coo s.

the funniest numbers only folks

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
where does this delaware politician stand on the proposal to abolish delaware

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Addamere posted:

where does this delaware politician stand on the proposal to abolish delaware

we will annihilate it before her first term is finished

kyberkatze
Jan 13, 2004

All this and the power of toast!



Not a terribly creative number but...



For the fight against :liberalism: and so that we can finally find out how could you do this to your uncle!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nichael posted:

we will annihilate it before her first term is finished

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
ground floor

will donate when i get home this evening

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


true socialism can only be attained by the utter extermination of delaware, I'll donate when I get home

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
i donated and you should too :toot:

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

i gave jess $4.20 but one quick question: what the gently caress is Delaware



now with proof!

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016




Let's kick the goddamn bums out.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/PerennialFuckUp/status/1196617468539801601?s=19

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Yesterday went really well. The launch was significantly stronger than 2018's, and we reached at least 15,000 voters through texting and calls. This weekend's the first canvasses and post-launch phone banks. If anyone wants to phone bank remotely, I can set people up.

https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1196812444783579136?s=20

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

i gave jess $4.20 but one quick question: what the gently caress is Delaware

Agean90 posted:

true socialism can only be attained by the utter extermination of delaware, I'll donate when I get home


People without PMs, which gang tag do you want?

Nichael has issued a correction as of 22:39 on Nov 19, 2019

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


interview with jess and the team from the launch yesterday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFLaV1RbHms

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Thanks for the heads up, nichael. i donated the weed number ($4.20, because I dont have REAL weed number money at this point, but she's going in my regular small dollar donation rotation).

https://twitter.com/RecreationalAn1/status/1196913834121932800?s=20

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


interview with jess and the team from the launch yesterday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFLaV1RbHms

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Nichael posted:

People without PMs, which gang tag do you want?

oh the street fighter one

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


imagine the smellaware

Make It Rain
Dec 5, 2007

A blighted worldview.


I love my small, poisoned state.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Make It Rain posted:



I love my small, poisoned state.

what gangtag do you want? also please come volunteer! phone bank or canvass with us.

https://twitter.com/PerennialFuckUp/status/1197005720258039809?s=20

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the nicest campaign

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