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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I too like to imagine dragons

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Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
Is this the new Malatora thread? Where do I sign up to put my brain in a robo dragon?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Just make it like the Pern series.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I want to alert you to a less talked about cause of deaths amongst dragons - hiccupping. When a dragon hiccups it uses its fiery breath weapon on itself and explodes in a ball of flame.
Please donate all you can spare to STOPTHEHICCUPS.ORG now

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Will the virtual nation be a real place with computer dragons? Or a computer place with real dragons?

Don't even bother replying if your answer is both or neither. Serious answers only.

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
do people not recognize this poster by this point?

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Dragons with lots of heads but each head is controlled by a different player and also the body moves via what people say in twitch chat

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

The Bramble posted:

What about dragons but, like, in a society where all the cool parts of being a dragon - flying, breathing fire, hoarding gold, etc... Are all suppressed and considered morally repugnant by an efficient government bureaucracy and a de-dragonizing economy that rewards compliance with regulations and socially-accepted norms of behavior. Dragons can go their entire lives, all 5000 years, without ever razing a village or encrusting their scales with jewels and instead spend all their time and energy trying to achieve a "satisfactory" rating from their employers in order to qualify for a cost-of-living raise, and planning which national park to go to with their wife and newts for their 2-week yearly vacation.

sounds like those dragons need to go their own way

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Coolness Averted posted:

sounds like those dragons need to go their own way

That's logical

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Dragons are, inherently, bad.

Especially the ones you get via mail-order.

So, No thanks OP.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gotta put drag back in dragons imo

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Oscar Wild posted:

Just make it like the Pern series.

There was like a quaker chick in my fourth grade class that read those

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I want feminist Goreanism

Real talk, I know a guy who's Facebook is full with how Goreanism is the perfect political system. Same dude can't figure out why his wife left him 'out of nowhere'.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I don't know that I really have a particular ideology that I'd like to see represented, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that I am tired of the "dragons are ancient, fairly isolationist, hoard vast amounts of treasure, and approaching/speaking with them is dangerous" stereotype. Do something to buck that trend and I will probably support it.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The Dregs posted:

I want feminist Goreanism


A stiletto stomping on dudes' balls, forever.

:dance:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Oscar Wild posted:

Just make it like the Pern series.

Homophobic dragon fantasy. My favorite.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Resting Lich Face posted:

Homophobic dragon fantasy. My favorite.

I would much prefer homoerotic dragon fantasy, thank you.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Literally A Person posted:

I would much prefer homoerotic dragon fantasy, thank you.

we can do both, and have it be self-loathing homoerotica

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Coolness Averted posted:

we can do both, and have it be self-loathing homoerotica

Listen, I just want a good wank. Why complicate things?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Resting Lich Face posted:

Homophobic dragon fantasy. My favorite.

I dont remember that but it's been since like 4th grade since I've read them. Heteronormative maybe, but not homophobic, not F'lar.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Oscar Wild posted:

I dont remember that but it's been since like 4th grade since I've read them. Heteronormative maybe, but not homophobic, not F'lar.

Wasn't pern the one where every dragon rider became like the dragon they rode, and like all dragons of certain colors were girls and liked dick, so all their riders were supposed to be girls and like dick. Then as a key plot point a dude rides a girl dragon and it turns him gay?

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard
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Mutant Headcrab posted:

Is this the new Malatora thread? Where do I sign up to put my brain in a robo dragon?

You already did

CheeseThief posted:

Will the virtual nation be a real place with computer dragons? Or a computer place with real dragons?

Don't even bother replying if your answer is both or neither. Serious answers only.

This is blatantly chauvanistic against computers.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I don't know that I really have a particular ideology that I'd like to see represented, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that I am tired of the "dragons are ancient, fairly isolationist, hoard vast amounts of treasure, and approaching/speaking with them is dangerous" stereotype. Do something to buck that trend and I will probably support it.

I was writing a video game series in which dragons are genetically engineered and just have the brains of humans but bigger so they're basically all just turbonerds.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

French style colonialism with dragons but used to spread Taoist beliefs

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard

Big Beef City posted:

French style colonialism with dragons but used to spread Taoist beliefs

You have good taste

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Colonel Cancer posted:

I too like to imagine dragons

i know sincerity posting isn't cool but i want you to know that i love you and appreciated this post

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard

Colonel Cancer posted:

Gotta put drag back in dragons imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRqfMqHF89w

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
A technocratic society where order is enforced through nano-augmented dragons.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

A technocratic society where order is enforced through nano-augmented dragons.

I'd like a more High Fantasy theme.

Maybe the Burger King can be a real king, and we dragons can raid his kingdom.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's like the Kremlin but the entire Politboro is dragons.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

weed dragons

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Excelzior posted:

weed dragons

Oh, this is good.

Would the dragons horde weed or be made out of weed or like breath weed instead of fire?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And instead of wings, they fly by expelling weed vapor

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Colonel Cancer posted:

And instead of wings, they fly by expelling weed vapor

All the kids run to lineup behind them when they take off. Expelled fart gas thrusters of a weed dragon are the purest, best highs followed closely by their breath weapon. A 90* angled 85 ft cone of thc.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

DerekSmartymans posted:

All the kids run to lineup behind them when they take off. Expelled fart gas thrusters of a weed dragon are the purest, best highs followed closely by their breath weapon. A 90* angled 85 ft cone of thc.

And there are two kinds of dragons, sativa and indica. One kind is predominantly evil and breathes long lines of vapor and the other good and breathes wide cones, not sure which is which.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

How about just a well-adjusted, happy and prosperous dragon society, that's what I need to escape to in my dragon fantasies.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
FREE loving LIQUOR

I'll live in any stupidass dragon bullshit nation for free booze. Drinking myself to death is getting expensive.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
capitalist pig dragons :smaug:

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard

redm posted:

capitalist pig dragons :smaug:

This is just my original concept basically.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Andrew Yang dragon king

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DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Andrew Yang dragon king

We'll just combine that with this for efficiency:

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

A technocratic society where order is enforced through nano-augmented dragons.

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