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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

walking in Central Park in NYC and standing under the little stone bridges and pretending i'm one of the corpses they find under those bridges on law & order. imagining some fat dudes in tracksuits running by and saying, "ay, tony, i don't think this dude's sleepin'. i think he's fuggin' dead" then cut to music

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Macnult

landed a varial heeflip for the first time

nut

camp for 25 years

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
saw a panther under a country train bridge once

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

camp for 25 years

nut

ford the mighty st. lawrence to found the bustling trading post of chai town

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i found love (heroin) in a lonely place (under the bridge)

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
solved the konigsberg bridge problem

it doesn't count as crossing the bridge if you're under it



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Manifisto


magic cactus posted:

solved the konigsberg bridge problem

it doesn't count as crossing the bridge if you're under it

no bridge, no problem

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
https://youtu.be/ga6hpT_s7sE

:jebstare:

Rinzla

I was spinning for pike once when a hooker started talking to me for the next 20 minutes while it was raining. That was more odd than cool. But on the bright side, I was in accurate head mode again. it just wasn’t the kinda head she was looking for.

ChubbyChecker

Heather Papps posted:

once i did a vandalism under a bridge

:nice:

:same:









GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Rinzla posted:

I was spinning for pike once when a hooker started talking to me for the next 20 minutes while it was raining. That was more odd than cool. But on the bright side, I was in accurate head mode again. it just wasn’t the kinda head she was looking for.

Prostitutes are some of the most interesting people there are. Every single one of them had the most hosed up life and has seen the craziest poo poo.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
more prostitute stories are welcome in this safe space

:yum:

nut

prepuce repurposed posted:

more prostitute stories are welcome in this safe space

:yum:

i hosed up and ended up under a bridge

Heather Papps

hello friend


i "made love " with an ex ON a bridge once does that count?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

xcheopis


Do overpasses count?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survival_Research_Laboratories

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

i "made love " with an ex ON a bridge once does that count?

yes definitely


some of my favorite bridges are overpasses

nut

https://twitter.com/Eminem_Vev0/status/1198636374418575360

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

this is what I'm talking about this dude gets it

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

okay this almost certainly does not count as "cool" but here is my nerdy bridge story. in central park there is a geocache called "bridges and arches of central park," in order to complete it you need to visit every single bridge and arch in the park (there are a couple dozenish), each of which is a unique and historic design. by gathering clues at each stage you can solve the final location, and if you do so the creator of the geocache will give you, absolutely free of charge, a rad commemorative coin designed specifically for this purpose. the coin is a work of art in itself. it can be completed in a day and by doing so you will get to lots of somewhat-hidden corners of the park and learn some history and get to see some neat architecture. I highly recommend it if, uh, that kind of thing sounds interesting to you.

This is awesome!

I went over the Golden Gate bridge, that was fun!

Does the Chesapeake bay Bridge count as going under when you do the dive?

Because that was fun the few times I've been

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Chevy Slyme

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

This is awesome!

I went over the Golden Gate bridge, that was fun!

Does the Chesapeake bay Bridge count as going under when you do the dive?

Because that was fun the few times I've been

Once on the Chesapeake bay bridge I got pulled over by a cop and then like 8 more cops showed up and surrounded us while I was having what I thought was a friendly if uncomfortable conversation with an officer of the law and then he asked me to get out of the car but then his captain or whatever yelled at him for being a knucklehead who entered the wrong state for my license plate and then they apologized for thinking I had stolen my car.

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

we all know anthony keidis saw or did something coll af under there

:thunk:

Anthony Keidis never did anything cool in his life & u know it!

Escape From Noise

Probably almost died a lot loving around under low bridges in the arroyos of Santa Fe as a kid

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Anthony Keidis never did anything cool in his life & u know it!

:agreed:

shirtless and shiftless is no way to go thru life

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

prepuce repurposed posted:

:agreed:

shirtless and shiftless is no way to go thru life

i think you'll find it's the only way to go through life

owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Nov 27, 2019


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i've seen/done many cool things under a bridge, most of them while shirtless/shiftless. these include but are by no means limited to:
*eatin
*sleepin
*postin
*heroin


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:stare: go on

Escape From Noise

Played bridge, under a bridge.

nut

if the bridge was very high above me i would lay below it and look up and pretend the shape of the bridge going overhead was the distant side of the dyson ring megastructure and that i was in the halo extended universe but not so extended because i...was master chief. i would wield my laser sword and needler even though it was pretty hard to use in the early games but i knew i couldn't use traditional weaponry because the combat was evolved

Rinzla

nut posted:

if the bridge was very high above me i would lay below it and look up and pretend the shape of the bridge going overhead was the distant side of the dyson ring megastructure and that i was in the halo extended universe but not so extended because i...was master chief. i would wield my laser sword and needler even though it was pretty hard to use in the early games but i knew i couldn't use traditional weaponry because the combat was evolved

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

death sext posted:


goats are not allowed on my bridge

goatse is not allowed on my bridge

Rinzla

Bacon Taco posted:

goatse is not allowed on my bridge

goatees are not allowed on my bridge.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Rinzla posted:

goatees are not allowed on my bridge.

That's just common sense.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:siren: thread is now about playing the card game bridge :siren:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
And...








GO :yarg: :corsair: :gary:

google THIS

I drove under a bridge once, it was tight.

Figuratively I mean, there was actually plenty of clearance.

Finger Prince


prepuce repurposed posted:

:siren: thread is now about playing the card game bridge :siren:

I'm more of a euchre person.

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We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.
Drew some blood, couldn’t get enough, forgot my love, gave my life away.

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