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Being immortal and trapped for thousands of years somewhere only to get stabbed by a random jerk with an immortal slaying sword right after you escape.
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i deosnt really matter how you die, but when you do, tell people "see you later"
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drowning in a flood from excessive rain on ur wedding day
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turning ninety-eight winning the lottery and dying the next day or choking to death on a fly in ur glass of chardonay e: dammit nut beat me
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:turning ninety-eight winning the lottery and dying the next day dies right after someone else has with no one around to hear u say "first"
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I'm a big fan of nature punishing the hubris of man, so I plan to go out drowning in the very same bowl of vinegar and dish soap I set out for the fruit flies "You'll take my bananas over my dead body" "hehe" death sext fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Nov 20, 2019
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death sext posted:I'm a big fan of nature punishing the hubris of man, so I plan to go out drowning in the very same bowl of vinegar and dish soap I set out for the fruit flies ritual sacrificed into a baking soda volcano to take first prize at grade 8 science fair
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Nov 20, 2019 19:04
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Nov 20, 2019 19:13
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Grandmother of Five posted:Falling down from something really, really tall while shouting "nooooooooo", but you're not an 80s movie-villain; you're just a regular guy but then you land in a dumpster filled with mattresses
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Heather Papps posted:but then you land in a dumpster filled with mattresses then someone tosses a cigar butt into the dumpster and you get burnt, really bad
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Heather Papps posted:then someone tosses a cigar butt into the dumpster and you get burnt, really bad but then it starts raining and the fire goes out so you live
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Nov 20, 2019 21:04
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Heather Papps posted:but then it starts raining and the fire goes out so you live but then lightning strikes and you get hurt by it really bad and die
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Heather Papps posted:but then lightning strikes and you get hurt by it really bad and die BUT THAN the drs at the hospital save u
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Heather Papps posted:BUT THAN the drs at the hospital save u 40 years later a book falls off a shelf and hits you just right and you die, instantly
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A creature made of molten metal falling into a pool of hands giving the thumbs up. |
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i dont think most people are "understanding" the premise of this thread, which is: ways to be ironic while you're dying, not ways which, if you died in them, would demonstrate the quality of irony.
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lone survivor of an expedition after an alpine climbing accident. survived 3 weeks by eating my own frostbitten toes, and lost 60% of my body weight. dragged self back to base camp with a broken femur and punctured lung. write a book detailing the experience. during first book signing, accidentally crushed to death by a falling stack of my own books |
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way to be ironic while you're dying: [while under a guillotine] "I love getting my head chopped off" way in which, if you died in it, would demonstrate the quality of irony: you are walking down the street when you see the angel of death walking in the other direction. as you pass, he gives you a weird look. quickly, you run to the court of solomon and petition him for a boon. "i love boons" he says, "you're gonna totally get booned" and you say "boon me for the following reason: i was walking down the street and the angel of death gave me this weird look, and i think it means he's gonna kill me. i gotta get out of here. get me the hell out of here with a magic whirlwind." and solomon says "no prob. i'll send you to india, consider yourself booned." so then later, solomon is still in his court, and the angel of death walks in, and solomon is all "what the hell man, one of my subjects was in here earlier, saying you were giving him stink-eye, what's up with that? don't gently caress with my subjects" and the angel of death says "i wasn't loving with him, he was loving with me! i got a message that morning saying i have to kill him in india, and then I saw him walking down the street here. i was like woah, i don't care how fast he runs, there's no way he's getting to india on time." ---------------- |
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cda posted:i dont think most people are "understanding" the premise of this thread, which is: ways to be ironic while you're dying, not ways which, if you died in them, would demonstrate the quality of irony. as we're trapped in the burning car, inhaling big gulps of hot black smoke, i plug in the aux cable to the stereo and play "all star" by smashmouth |
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lactose intolerant but a cow kicks me to death, despite my lifelong veganism
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Doing the Electric Slide down the Green Mile. |
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Nov 20, 2019 21:59
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Dying of food poisoning when you're the caboose in a human centipede |
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So, like, you how after you die, everything lets go and your body shits itself? That happens but after you died of constipation.
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Shaking your fist at the bad driver that side swiped you, only to look back at the road and smash into the back of a manure truck.
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"What are you gonna do, save me?" -stabbed man "No." -ironic EMT
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"you expect me to die?" "no, Mr bond, i expect you to wait damnit that was going to be so cool" |
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dying from a grenade while bruno mars just sits there shrugging
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finally murdering your lifelong foe, the villainous Count Dracula, but then choking to death while eating from the stash of chocolate breakfast cereal you stole from his crypt
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Heart attack from the shock of dying in a video game.
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super sweet best pal posted:Heart attack from the shock of dying in a video game. ems kneels over my dead body to check my pulse, then squats over me to teabag my corpse |
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