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President Beep posted:i need a pill that will give me lots of energy and make me feel happy all the time. which one is that? That pills name is Jesus, son, and you can refill your prescription at church every Sunday.
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rotor posted:That pills name is Jesus, son, and you can refill your prescription at church every Sunday. i dont think that pills name is jesus but i also dont think it comes in pill form
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no no no. i’ve seen those pills. there’s this one big like movie theater thing downtown and you go there on sundays and there’s a doctor wearing a long black dress and people line up and he puts a big white pill on everybody’s tongue. i can’t go there anymore though because they got all bent out of shape when i raided the take a penny leave a penny tray that was getting passed around.
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Nov 27, 2019 02:58
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Nov 27, 2019 03:01
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those aren't pills, they're placebos. next sunday they'll let you eat one as long as you're not an rear end in a top hat about it
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Nov 27, 2019 03:04
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DaTroof posted:as long as you're not an rear end in a top hat about it hard pass.
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rotor posted:That pills name is Jesus, son, and you can refill your prescription at church every Sunday. 
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President Beep posted:hard pass. okay, keep being an rear end in a top hat then
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Nov 27, 2019 03:07
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this mf said falth
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President Beep posted:i need a pill that will give me lots of energy and make me feel happy all the time. which one is that? gleemonex and all of its attendant lessons
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Nov 27, 2019 05:35
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The Danish Agricultural agency used the word "agile" 30 times in a job listing https://twitter.com/JensRingberg/status/1183814087349800963 Unrelated: drawing a line through the words makes a funny picture https://twitter.com/LineHolm1/status/1184086050060324864
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Hey man my new Dev team is "agile" What's a Dev team Agile-nt pile of poo poo *force pushes to master*
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Agile software development comprises various approaches to software development under which requirements and solutions evolve through the collaborative effort of self-organizing and cross-functional teams and their customer(s)/end user(s).[1] It advocates adaptive planning, evolutionary development, early delivery, and continual improvement, and it encourages rapid and flexible response to change.
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It's a popular management fad that has some good points (mitigating some of the client issues in software development). It also leads to: - Poor/Non existent documentation - lovely 'MVPs' that are aggressively disrespectful of the paying customer's time - Excusing a distinct lack of vision or guiding philosophy beyond 'iterate quickly', resulting in often mediocre output that, at best, optimises towards a specific local maxima of performance - Promotes a soul destroying alienation from the main motivation that gets developers interested in the profession in the firs place (building cool stuff/being creative with systems).
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MVP has started being used all the time by our project managers, like it somehow means something by itself. they get super pissed off when people go "well the minimum for it to be viable is it must do everything we need it to, otherwise its useless" because it doesn't fit the costs or dates that they made up because they haven't bothered to understand the complexity of what's involved edit: the other one is "what's the exam question we're trying to solve?" idk man you invited me to this bullshit meeting you tell me
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Nov 27, 2019 10:29
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:edit: the other one is "what's the exam question we're trying to solve?" idk man you invited me to this bullshit meeting you tell me lol what? that's a new one
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Nov 27, 2019 10:59
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jeebus bob posted:The Danish Agricultural agency used the word "agile" 30 times in a job listing adding the agile adjective everywhere to everything is how you reach peak agility
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Nov 27, 2019 13:25
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so is “synergy” out then or what?
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President Beep posted:synergy ...Get the rope, boys! 
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Nov 27, 2019 13:59
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hey, i’m just asking questions here.
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Hammerite posted:dismissed as in "ok go away and do your work now" or dismissed as in fired I wish it had been the latter
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President Beep posted:hey, i’m just asking questions here. jaq at your own risk
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http://programming-motherfucker.com/
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rotor posted:That pills name is Jesus, son, and you can refill your prescription at church every Sunday. lol
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gently caress this
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I'm fine with agile but Minimum Viable Product is a loving cancer
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oh dear
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rotor posted:I'm fine with agile but Minimum Viable Product is a loving cancer also the thing where "google does it" is somehow an argument-ending statement because google can do no wrong
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Nov 27, 2019 22:30
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rotor posted:I'm fine with agile but Minimum Viable Product is a loving cancer
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qirex posted:“viable product” is something that needs a very specific definition mvp is always just "what is the absolute shittiest thing we can possibly ship but still let Product check the box without too much lying to ourselves
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if you were shipping an mvp of a bicycle, it'd be a brakeless fixie, the customers would have to buy their own tires aftermarket and the seat would be made of cardboard
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and you'd complain that we should really not ship it until we can provide tires as part of the whole package because it's a lovely customer experience otherwise and some rear end in a top hat would peep "but google does that"
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Nov 27, 2019 22:38
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this poo poo sucks
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Nov 27, 2019 22:59
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[butthead, to zed shaw] settle down, beavis
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rotor posted:and you'd complain that we should really not ship it until we can provide tires as part of the whole package because it's a lovely customer experience otherwise and some rear end in a top hat would peep "but google does that" some of our customers prefer to install their own tires, we're just giving them more choices *6 months later, grudgingly* great news, we're going to include tires in the next update at no additional charge! tires should be shipping by the end of next quarter
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Nov 27, 2019 23:09
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mvp means my pet features but not your pet features
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echi to be made pharmaczar
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Of course its Zed Shaw
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suffix posted:mvp means my pet features but not your pet features sure, if by ‘pet feature’ you mean only ‘as cheap and quick as possible’. The load bearing word is minimum for management, viability is a largely subjective term. How do sprints actually turn out anything that resembles ‘polish’ instead of, yknow, half broken features?
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a neurotic ai posted:sure, if by ‘pet feature’ you mean only ‘as cheap and quick as possible’. The load bearing word is minimum for management, viability is a largely subjective term. oldjob team used to reserve 20% of all story points for engineering and honestly thats where most of the polishing happened.
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