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Agile is when somebody asked you "hey, can you estimate the next 6 months worth of tasks?" and then some fucken project manager spends a week writing it all up in JIRA And then you come back to the sprint board board every two weeks and you're like "what the gently caress does that even mean" for half of the tasks and the ones you do recognize increasingly don't reflect reality as the project goes on Also you estimated your story points wrong because you're a piece of poo poo so now management really wants to discuss your velocity Eventually you realize nobody's actually checking on whether you got your work done, so you just say "sure let's close that task out" and your development landscape is a hell of half-working "features" lather rinse repeat Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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aw yea scrum all over my face
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echinopsis posted:t’s less than 5 from the time the patient hands it till when I give them the drugs. give us the drugs, echi
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