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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Bruce, when the phone fell!

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

ross, his laptop wide open

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

his crimes betexted

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

DarkSol posted:

i honestly don't get the reference.

wagner bruce had a live streamed bitcoin show and once left his phone on the arm of his chair.
goons were able to phone it so many times it vibrated off and fell on the floor.

the greatest achievement of these, the something awful, forums

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
my favourite Pattaya Bruce moment was when three olives dug up his past as a mortgage scammer and posters on bitcoin talk called him homophobic.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Hammerite posted:

my favourite Pattaya Bruce moment was when three olives dug up his past as a mortgage scammer and posters on bitcoin talk called him homophobic.
rude since both are homeownersexual

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Hammerite posted:

my favourite Pattaya Bruce moment was when three olives dug up his past as a mortgage scammer and posters on bitcoin talk called him homophobic.

for those without context threeolives is a noteable poster with a fridge with a computer screen on the door

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

freedom of bowel movement

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Eeyo posted:

ross, his laptop wide open

Mark and two protestors at Mt Gox

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Boxturret posted:

for those without context threeolives is a noteable poster with a fridge with a computer screen on the door

isn’t threeolives the one with the several hundred dollar toaster with a touchscreen, which doesn’t do anything differently from a normal toaster?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wild EEPROM posted:

isn’t threeolives the one with the several hundred dollar toaster with a touchscreen, which doesn’t do anything differently from a normal toaster?

dont forget the condo!

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Wild EEPROM posted:

isn’t threeolives the one with the several hundred dollar toaster with a touchscreen, which doesn’t do anything differently from a normal toaster?

it doesn't even connect to wifi!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the only thing with a display in my kitchen is the microwave's seven segment number thing, currently showing 14:55 or some poo poo cause why would i ever set the clock on it

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I am compelled to keep my oven and microwave clocks within 1 minute of each other. they can both be wrong, they just can’t be different

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



in case y'all haven't seen, crypto and peter theil drove a young man so crazy that he set himself on fire outside of trump's trial to draw attention to the ponzi scheme that's going to cause all governments to collapse and coalesce into a one world government.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mr. Nice! posted:

in case y'all haven't seen, crypto and peter theil drove a young man so crazy that he set himself on fire outside of trump's trial to draw attention to the ponzi scheme that's going to cause all governments to collapse and coalesce into a one world government.

isn't it just "national debt" when you finally unravel all their bullshit

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
some brave soul attempted to say "buttcoin" but spontaneously combusted before the last sound could pass his lips

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

some brave soul attempted to say "buttcoin" but spontaneously combusted before the last sound could pass his lips

good to see you've recovered enough from it to post :)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Boxturret posted:

some brave soul attempted to say "buttcoin" but spontaneously combusted before the last sound could pass his lips

gonna record this on my buttchain online

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
buttcoin??? :confused:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

My coins know me as this butt

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



...! posted:

buttcoin??? :confused:

no, buttchain

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

...! posted:

buttcoin??? :confused:

Reported.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Boxturret posted:

wagner bruce had a live streamed bitcoin show and once left his phone on the arm of his chair.
goons were able to phone it so many times it vibrated off and fell on the floor.

the greatest achievement of these, the something awful, forums

I think you mean ordering a pizza to Biden's house the day he got the vp nom

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

nothing will ever top the cosbycoin hack

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
Consensys sues the SEC. We originally thought it was too crypto an idea to be true, so of course Consensys admitted openly in a podcast that they moved to a WeWork in Fort Worth specifically to get access to Judge Reed O'Connor's frequently insane anti-Fed rulings. O'Connor has been assigned the case, and will probably rule that ETH is legal tender and that (((Federal Reserve))) so-called "'"'"dollars"'"'" are not.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
that sounds like fun

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

divabot posted:

Consensys sues the SEC. We originally thought it was too crypto an idea to be true, so of course Consensys admitted openly in a podcast that they moved to a WeWork in Fort Worth specifically to get access to Judge Reed O'Connor's frequently insane anti-Fed rulings. O'Connor has been assigned the case, and will probably rule that ETH is legal tender and that (((Federal Reserve))) so-called "'"'"dollars"'"'" are not.

itym federal reserve notes

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

itym federal reserve notes

that doesn't sound like something they'd say

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

that doesn't sound like something they'd say

look buddy, either call things by their proper name or don't call them anything at all

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

look buddy, either call things by their proper name or don't call them anything at all

okay ________

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

...! posted:

look buddy, either call things by their proper name or don't call them anything at all

ok.... buttcoin

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

divabot posted:

Consensys sues the SEC. We originally thought it was too crypto an idea to be true, so of course Consensys admitted openly in a podcast that they moved to a WeWork in Fort Worth specifically to get access to Judge Reed O'Connor's frequently insane anti-Fed rulings. O'Connor has been assigned the case, and will probably rule that ETH is legal tender and that (((Federal Reserve))) so-called "'"'"dollars"'"'" are not.

lol i know it wasn't intentional since it's an addendum, but that quote is one hell of a stinger at the end

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1785383616282874265

sbf is probably going apocalyptic right now

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

big difference between laundering money for your customers and stealing the money that your customers are trying to launder i guess

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

two for the price of one https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/early-bitcoin-investor-charged-tax-fraud

quote:

Man Known as “Bitcoin Jesus” Evaded Nearly $50M in Taxes

An indictment was unsealed yesterday charging Roger Ver, an early investor in bitcoins, with mail fraud, tax evasion and filing false tax returns. Ver was arrested this weekend in Spain based on the U.S. criminal charges. The United States will seek Ver’s extradition to stand trial in the United States.
...
In total, Ver is alleged to have caused a loss to the IRS of at least $48 million.

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

was that the bitcoin guy who applied for a visa to attend a bitcoin conference in the U.S. and they wanted him to pay some delinquent taxes and after they cashed the check they said "lol, denied". well now you can visit, fucko, lmao

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

shackleford posted:

was that the bitcoin guy who applied for a visa to attend a bitcoin conference in the U.S. and they wanted him to pay some delinquent taxes and after they cashed the check they said "lol, denied". well now you can visit, fucko, lmao

Yup, it was ipad robot guy.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

gently caress yeah :getin:

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol perfect
https://twitter.com/molly0xfff/status/1785384612278972478

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