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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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that plank of wood is driving a motorcycle?! I didn't know it had it in it.

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Brute Squad posted:

loooong loooong plaaaaaaaaank

:newlol:

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So asking for some sort of certification before purchasing high powered fireworks just not a thing huh.

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But I'll bet the glass shattered as it hit the ground.
:pseudo:

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There's never a shortage of people willing to hold your wood if you're open about it.

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But the sandels are not made from reclaimed tyres. Shameful.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Can't you just pour the mixture into a mould?

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Jul 17, 2007

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Is that the Australian PM? This crushed visage heralds his end by an angry mob no doubt.

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Bad idea: motorcycling at 60
Good idea: motorboating at 69
:quagmire:

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Jul 17, 2007

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Artillery is actually a form of long range communication. The only message it gets through is "gently caress you! " though.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Quick aside: that man seems to have plenty of upper body strength, wouldn't be be able to get around on crutches?

WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU NOT LOOK UP BEFORE MOVING A LADDER YOU rear end in a top hat

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quote:

“This fact is unfortunate, because in an intentional way the ladder of the worker who was painting my house was demolished. Thank God there have been no cases to regret, the boy is alive,” he told RPP News

Is there an OSHA thing about news services obviously just machine translating stuff?

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My favourite mercury madman is Ivan the terrible, his habit of drinking mercury wasn't solely to blame for how hosed up he was but it definitely didn't help.

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I had no idea that people still fall for the drop bear joke, I've never been to Australia but I learned about it from comic books 20 years ago.

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That is one way to quickly make a bridge. Not a good way but quick.

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Behold the might of Mass under Acceleration!

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Do not pop a wheelie on that!

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That's ok I wasn't that attached to my limbs anyway.

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So road hogs are an invasive species?

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Harveygod posted:

Annual CHP refresher training. Wife made cookies:




Those are cool.

What is that wine bottle shaped hazard sign for?

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Jul 17, 2007

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There has got to be a better way to catch flies.

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Shake it baby!
:shepspends:

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Probably old but these things are cool and good. I think I mentioned before that the Stihl Timbersports guys refused to wear them because they'd ruin their expensive custom chainsaw rigs.

https://i.imgur.com/x5WI0Cr.gifv

What about losing a foot? Would all those tendons and viscera not damage their rig?

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Jul 17, 2007

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They can always stop the chainsaws with their big hard balls in that case.

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SNiPER_Magnum posted:

Here's the full video, I don't think it was posted before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyfK1tea3zo

:stare: um how about you go sit down Tom, maybe have a nice cup of tea.

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MatteusTheCorrupt posted:

The report states that the "dead man's switch" had been secured in its depressed position with a foreign object, leaving the train stationary with brakes released and the power control lever in full forward power

I don't care about the Dead Man's Switch and Foreign Object relationship problems! this situation should have been avoided.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Holy poo poo that looked equivalent to hundreds of tons of TNT.

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I have a distinct feeling you will regret typing that when something like that inevitably does happen in the US.

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Ammonium nitrate is famous for turning back time after exploding because tachyons.
:byoscience:

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Jul 17, 2007

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So what we have here is a tragedy of neglect: the original owner, the government bureaucracy and the judicial apparatus all just gave up on doing anything at all.
It's frightening to consider that neglect and carelessness can be much more harmful than actual malicious terror organizations.

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Jul 17, 2007

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How much would it have cost to just move the ship to the open ocean and detonate it remotely? I'd like a number of dollars to compare to the number of people hurt so I can get angrier.

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Jul 17, 2007

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I'm not 100% on this but googling the product name told me it was specifically formulated as an explosive, which is probably harder to find legitimate buyers for.

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When you write it like that it seems like the plot of a bad in flight paperback.

My question stands though: how much would it have cost to get the ship many kilometres at sea and blow it up?

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Humphreys posted:

Meanwhile theres a much bigger stockpile of the Orica non-knockoff in Newcastle here in Australia :)

It IS 2020 so who knows!


Time to dig yourself a an NABC shelter in the outback, things can in fact get worse than this.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Osama Bin-Laden came from a rich family, he could have probably sent several dodgy ships loaded with cheap explosive to get held and confiscated instead of his lovely Master of Terror career.

capitalism would have done the rest.

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MikeCrotch posted:

If you had uranium I suppose you could try making a gun type device where the device is both your hands

This feels like a finishing move in an anime or something

How come not one dumb action movie end this way?! you'd think with an infinite number of monkey IQ level movie executives...

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Jul 17, 2007

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Ooh well I do like British drama, thanks.

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Jul 17, 2007

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:anarchists: Start indefinitely storing hazardous materials right next to the presidential residence people, that's the only way to avoid this shitshow in the future.

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Jul 17, 2007

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Moo the cow posted:

I feel that killing the operator would count as an automatic fail.

You are killing the self-euthanasiating machine industry! Why do you hate capitalism?!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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gently caress that guy, if you call yourself Ninja you drat well need some actual knife skills.

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