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Wall Balls posted:reposting in the new thread for posterity I'll never not giggle at the irony of getting injured by safety gear.
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It's dangerous to go alone; take these with you. https://www.safetyglassesusa.com/computer-safety-glasses.html
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Nov 24, 2019 01:07
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Nonono, a helicopter and a dump truck had a baby together and now neither parent knows what to do with it.
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Jet Jaguar posted:So I assume the 100m warning on this mulcher is how far away from it you should be at all times. Even when it is not running. Much like a lathe, this machine’s is a messy eater and it’s lust for flesh (human or otherwise) is insatiable 
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iospace posted:Fellow goons, all is not lost: Now that the bridge is re-familiarized with the taste of truck top, I expect to see many more videos 
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Sentient Data posted:The thought that it's possible to bring that mess back to even a resemblance of a normal arm is seriously loving amazing Trauma surgeons are some of the most talented people I’ve ever come across. Several people I know owe their lives and limbs to these people. The good ones are at a level where the art and science of medicine are one and the same. Seriously, one of them actually did rocket surgery. When an RPG is sticking out of your patients’ body and you get to play bomb defusal tech and trauma surgeon at the same time, then you actually succeed in the surgery... https://abcnews.go.com/2020/unexploded-bomb-soldiers-body-docs-save/story?id=13678066
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Your ferris wheel has an electric motor to spin it? Pfft, kids these days :osha: https://youtu.be/p7DKOBjVEug
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Enos Shenk posted:Or the lathe the size of a building they use to resurface the mill rollers.  the appetite of that thing for human flesh would rival that of all deities of war put together.
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Propaganda Hour posted:Alarm doesn't sound. 
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Khanstant posted:Sorry, still digging around the old thread archive. This came up in the context of chemical carrying truck disasters. I was just wanting to see if anyone had any examples or links to these incidents? A lazy google just brings up general russian theft lifestyle and issues with soviet nuke stuff. How does one even go about heating a home or cooking a potato once you've stolen some rad material? Just toss a hunk into the oven? If someone doesn’t beat me to it, I’ll dig up the IAEA accident reports on those incidents when I get to a real computer. Those are some fun reads  I don’t remember what the dying skelly version of that smilie is 
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Here’s the report from Lia, Georgia. 3 guys found a disused Soviet-era 90Strontium battery, and slept next to it for a few hours before they woke up vomiting, and with severe burns. https://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf e: are you loving kidding me 
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Nocheez posted:There's also this: On second thought, maybe don’t skip work to go watch Herbie Goes Bananas.
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When the Russians wanted a sample of the Elephant’s Foot from Chernobyl, they shot at it until a big enough chunk for their liking came off.
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I don’t think this one is on that list, but I could be mistaken. At any rate, this poor bastard looked directly into the beam of a particle accelerator. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski quote:Bugorski was leaning over the equipment when he stuck his head in the path of the 76 GeV proton beam. Reportedly, he saw a flash "brighter than a thousand suns" but did not feel any pain.[1] quote:However, Bugorski survived and even completed his Ph.D. There was virtually no damage to his intellectual capacity, but the fatigue of mental work increased markedly.[2] Bugorski completely lost hearing in the left ear, replaced by a form of tinnitus.[4] The left half of his face was paralyzed due to the destruction of nerves.[1] He was able to function well, except for the fact that he had occasional complex partial seizures and rare tonic-clonic seizures. Workman’s comp? In my Russia?! quote:In 1996, he applied unsuccessfully for disabled status to receive free epilepsy medication. Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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Florida Man knows no bounds of shame, decency, restraint, or regret.
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:The way the hatches burst off in a geyser of flame reminded me of the manhole cover launching sewer explosion from Mythbusters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DokeJj0pxPw&t=127s This brings me back to the Pascal B nuclear test, where a manhole cover became the fastest human-made object ever recorded (before likely vaporizing in the atmosphere). https://www.businessinsider.com/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2 Accelerated to 5x earth’s escape velocity by a nuclear weapon while still in atmosphere, the most  of ways to get vaporized.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Seems safeish. Cant do that much damage with 1 horsepower. But it could still think of ants and die
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Dec 7, 2019 13:44
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That’s normal for driving anything in Miami 
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Scuba diving in those pools for maintenance is actually a thing. Not a thing I have any experience with, but still a thing that’s out there  https://nuclear.duke-energy.com/2015/11/18/career-profile-nuclear-divers
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Platystemon posted:Diving in the pools is the cushy job. So like this, but you get paid? https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/05/us/florida-scuba-diver-sucked-into-power-plant-pipe/index.html
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I’m fairly sure being consistently hammered is a requirement to be a boat captain almost anywhere. https://www.instagram.com/p/B4dRHW2Jb4z/?igshid=g76ay17jpxig
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Dec 20, 2019 19:18
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Brute Squad posted:also, that's a pro instagram follow. TheQualifiedCaptain is a national treasure, and fits in here and the schadenfreude thread extremely well.
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As always, there’s an Onion article for everything. https://www.theonion.com/shelling-from-royal-caribbean-s-m-s-allure-sinks-car-1819580080
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He was only wearing flip flops, dude never had a chance
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Charges filed on Oct 29th. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/29/us/grandfather-cruise-ship-death.html quote:Salvatore Anello, who dropped his granddaughter from a cruise ship window in July, was charged with negligent homicide in Puerto Rico.
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uvar posted:I don't know who's in the right here, but Tim might be grounded: Platystemon posted:lol if you think they’ll enforce that NPS is rather aggressive about enforcing their “no drones” rule, at least in the places I’ve known (Florida and NC). The main way our rangers catch people doing stupid poo poo is via fb and instagram, I imagine the other parks aren’t that different
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You’re not supposed to drive buzzed! 
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“I’m getting lots of questions about the legality of my trailer, which are all answered on my trailer door”
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Whatever, that’s a half-day’s supply of cocaine for Miami (or a solid morning for Tony Montana).
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It’s been a while since we checked in with Swift, let’s see how things are going! (Found on Imgur)  Oh.
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Didn’t give a poo poo about my mom’s fingernail, that’s for drat sure
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Didn’t even take the whole thing, just a middle section from the tip to the nail bed. The docs took the rest, the (now) 2 separate nail beds on either side  My dad was opening a bag of deer corn with a knife and cut through the bag, and split his own middle finger open down to the bone. I guess it’s something I’ve got to look forward to
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LifeSunDeath posted:goddamn this thread got heated for a moment. lets all cool it down with some hot forklift action: Empty or not, how the gently caress did #8 catch a beer keg and not have his shoulder immediately/loudly/painfully separate from its joint? 
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OSHA IV:EvenWorseOpinions posted:Soaking his hand in leaded cancer juice
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Some of the lagoons turn a bright pink, from the bacteria producing the H2S that will kill you. Cheers!
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HardDiskD posted:Did the thread title change? I could have sworn it was "using gasoline to defrost the door". That’s exactly what it says for me 
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Docking a boat must be hard, doubly so when your boat wants to ram the police boat just ahead of you. https://www.instagram.com/p/B7HmXINpRsy/?igshid=1su1o61qahjw5 mixing up your forward and reverse throttle on a boat isn’t something that typically happens to anyone even remotely sober
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Cartoon Man posted:Buckle up... gently caress How did they not die? Whichever deity they pray to, I want in.
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