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Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Some gigantic forging action for your viewing pleasure, with shades of... Alien 3? Quake? The size of the place and the relatively few people there give me that vibe for some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEoZqj53QyM

# ¿ Nov 25, 2019 22:45

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:36

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Zopotantor posted:

And then... there's this guy, doing the exact same thing (and quite skillfully!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NAdyOPbOEg

No arguing about the skills, but how come he doesn't have a riser? Kinda figured that was good practice, if not necessary.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2019 03:52

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

razak posted:

a) Decapitation
b) Rigor mortis
c) Decomposition
d) Dependent lividity
e) Pulseless, apneic patient in a multi-casualty incident where system resources are required for the stabilization of living patients
f) Pulseless, apneic patient with an injury not compatible with life (with the exception of an obviously pregnant female where resuscitation attempts should be initiated and the patient transported to the nearest appropriate facility)
g) The EMS provider has terminated resuscitation per the Termination of Resuscitation Protocol.

Death metal song titles getting much more descriptive.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 20:07

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Whoo boy, he's turning a lot of air on those.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 08:03

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Nocheez posted:

Has anyone done a calculation to see whereabouts that thing would be heading? Is it possible to hit anything in our solar system (I understand how tiny the odds of that are)?

Millennia in the future, an alien invasion force arrives to a burned-out Earth, looking to avenge the unprovoked attack in the form of a manhole cover which hit one of their colonies at near-relativistic speed.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 22:13

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Memento posted:

Oh and Sydney is a little hazy today.

https://media.scribblelive.com/2019/12/10/1838a9a9-ade0-4b03-9fdf-afdf8e32862b.mp4

Final scenes of Beyond Thunderdome looking remastered.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2019 05:37

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Asimo posted:

the included "safety goggles" did absolutely nothing

Didn't expect to run into Rainier Wolfcastle itt.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 16:15

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A Pack of Kobolds posted:

OSHA IV: He got chemical burns on his wiener.

Would foreskin have been appropriate P(P)PE?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 21:42

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

I wonder if anybody ever bothered estimating the number of fingers per capita. I bet Russia's would be on the bottom of the range.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2020 20:05

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Tim Thomas posted:

are you willing to bet your life on it

Pretty glad that my own semiconductor career ~~arc~~ path went photo --> integration --> gtfo.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 05:49

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Noslo posted:

My issue with motorcycles is that you can do everything right and still be killed instantly when some dipshit isn't paying attention.

That is exactly right, and the biggest reason I stopped riding. I loved my Triumph, but it was an invisible speck compared to nearly everything on the road. The thrill is not worth the risk.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 01:52

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 12:36

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Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HBjFlvA.mp4

https://twitter.com/dakar/status/1217077657013063682

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 21:55

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