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Big Beef City posted:I PLEDGED to make stir fry tonight after getting the rice cooker going and marinading some real beefy bits with garlic, msg, and oyster sauce you nasty rear end bitches. How you like THAT? That's fine. Thank you for sharing this anecdote with us. sweet thursday posted:We are the content the universe creates  Also, 
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And, to be frank with ya'll motherfuckers, I cook my stirfry in batches, meat in one, some veg in another, heated plates for the rice. It ain't no slop like your mother cook. poo poo looks NICE. So you can pledge on THAT.
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Big Beef City posted:And, to be frank with ya'll motherfuckers, I cook my stirfry in batches, meat in one, some veg in another, heated plates for the rice. Oh. Very well then. I will. Thanks again.
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Literally A Person posted:Oh. Very well then. I will. Thanks again. Took your grandma to church on my stir fry
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Big Beef City posted:Took your grandma to church on my stir fry I'm confused how you would use a tasty meal as a conveyance but I applaud your effort and ingenuity.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:40
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It was confusing and the local authorities were VERY insulting.
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Nov 27, 2019 21:41
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That pledge is for pisses of you were really top tier you'd post 7 threads in 7 consecutive days IN THE PELLET PALACE!!!
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Nooner posted:That pledge is for pisses of you were really top tier you'd post 7 threads in 7 consecutive days IN THE PELLET PALACE!!! THERE IS NO PLACE THAT CAN CONTAIN MY POSTING. NO VESSEL LARGE ENOUGH FOR MY POSTING ESSENCE.
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Nov 28, 2019 05:10
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MORE THREADS I SAY!!!
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Nov 28, 2019 05:11
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YOU THERE, PEASANT, I DEMAND OF YOU MORE THREADS!!!!
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TIME TO TAKE THE MOTHER loving PLEDGE!!! The posting pledge not a pledge regarding loving mothers. WHO'S IN!!?!??!?!?
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You're all weenises. Weenises of the highest order. I am downright disappointed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw
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This will only end in tears.
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i pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the united states of america, one nation, under god, indivisible, and with liberty and freedom for all did i get it right, i feel like I missed a part.
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OP the last time I took the pledge, the Challenger exploded and my teacher cried
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i dont think im ready to post my first thread ever yet, but i do like daydreaming about threads i could someday post. here's my 7 if i were actually posting them - 1) the ocean is terrible and here is why 2) i dont fully understand the amount of resident evil video games that there are or why my local video game store only carries 1/40 (?) at a time 3) best vegetable for melting cheese on 4) horse positivity thread 5) portlandia but other us cities? 6) fun things to do at malls 7) donkey and mule positivity thread (different from horse positivity) that was a fun exercise. almost like journaling. kind of cathartic almost
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Woodpile posted:This will only end in tears. Yes, tears of joy and awe. meat glitter posted:i dont think im ready to post my first thread ever yet, but i do like daydreaming about threads i could someday post. here's my 7 if i were actually posting them - 1) Post this thread 2) Post this thread 3) Post this thread 4) Post this thread 5) Post this thread 6) Post this thread 7) NO THIS IS NOT OKAY GET THESE DONKEES OUT OF HERE
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Jan 11, 2020 17:08
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post them you pathetic sack of poo poo
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Seizon posted:post them you pathetic sack of poo poo DO YOU THINK I DON'T TAKE THE PLEDGE SEROIOUSLY!!?? OH I TASKE THE PLEDGE SERIOUSLY. I'M TWO DAYS IN, BRAH!!!!
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im talking to horse (?) guy
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Seizon posted:im talking to horse (?) guy Oh. Well then....
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Excuse my outburst. I get really worked up about the pledge.
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Seizon posted:im talking to horse (?) guy i want my first time to be special  i dont feel like these are quite there yet
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numberoneposter posted:poo poo Your Pants For Charity Challenge Megathread For charity? Uhhhhh, *looks around* sure for “charity” 
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meat glitter posted:i dont think im ready to post my first thread ever yet, but i do like daydreaming about threads i could someday post. here's my 7 if i were actually posting them - Thread ideas are a rare resource you fool!. I have stolen your idea #6 and will continue to do so if you do not post the rest yourself!
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meat glitter posted:i dont think im ready to post my first thread ever yet, but i do like daydreaming about threads i could someday post. here's my 7 if i were actually posting them - 1) gently caress the ocean 2) because you touch yourself at night 3) french fries 4) Mr. Hands approved 5) Flint, MIchigan 6) trick question 7) Mr. Hands slump busters
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improve by doing. take the reins
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Woodpile posted:1) gently caress the ocean i dont understand this reply...are you...are these constructive criticisms about threads that dont exist? are you replying to my theoretical threads inside of another thread? sub threading? 2 penny bottle imp posted:Thread ideas are a rare resource you fool!. I have stolen your idea #6 and will continue to do so if you do not post the rest yourself! i have no end of thread ideas but if you want to steal them i cant stop you. i do ask that if you post any of these and get 10+ replies that you paypal me 5 dollars
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meat glitter posted:i dont understand this reply...are you...are these constructive criticisms about threads that dont exist? are you replying to my theoretical threads inside of another thread? sub threading? These would be my replies. Sadly, you haven't started these threads so I cannot reach my full posting potential. I am bereft.
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I can pledge to this
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HOLY poo poo THIS THREAD IS STILL LIVE! Who's taking the pledge today???  can we get toxx clauses up in this?
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I will take THE PLEDGE for each person that takes THE PLEDGE today. That is, if five people take the pledge than I will make five threads a day for seven days.
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I take the pledge, starting tomorrow though I got some noobs to own in warzone tonight.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I take the pledge, starting tomorrow though I got some noobs to own in warzone tonight. WHY DO TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY, BURRITOBOY!!!! TAKE THAT PLEDGE. WRITE A THREE SENTENCE OP RIGHT NOW. DO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO IT
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Literally A Person posted:WHY DO TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN DO TODAY, BURRITOBOY!!!! TAKE THAT PLEDGE. WRITE A THREE SENTENCE OP RIGHT NOW. DO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO IT fine ill post one later jeez
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Allright!!!! So far the pledgees for the day are: 1) HugeGrossBurriti That means I'm taking the PLEDGE TODAY PEOPLE!!!! Also, if you take the pledge be sure to post a link to your thread here so we can congratulate you and tell you how awesome you are for taking the PLEDGE!!!
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