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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hello Newcombe.
Hello Jarrett.
Coffee?
Sure.
*24 minutes of quietly enjoying coffee as each pass sections of the paper between them, occasionally commenting about the weather or a particularly nice coupon. At one point Kratman bursts forth, however he just needs some batteries for his remote*

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jerry #1 has encountered second Jerry, his doppelganger...

Jerry 1: You know what I've been thinking about?
Jerry 2: what's that?
1: Them beans!
2: I've been thinking about them beans as well!
1: Love beans!
2: Black beans...
1: Pinto beans...
2: Kidney beans...

The scene shifts to show them walking down the street still naming beans.
Later that night, in Jerry 1's apartment, his alarm clock shows 2:38am. His phone rings, and he picks it up. Immediately we can hear Jerry 2 on the other end

2: ...Green beans
1: Chili beans...

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Perfect

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