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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Could I BE anymore Seinfeld???

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Oh yeah? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they had sex with your wife!!!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
*waits longingly for Kenny Rogers Roasters to return*

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Kramer sues Amazon because they based "the voice of trans" off of his voice. Jackie Chiles takes the case. Kramer eventually settles when Amazon offers him a free Alexa and a lifetime membership to Amazon Prime.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Zeniel posted:

Basses slap. Weird popping noises.

An apartment.

Jerry, a man of indeterminate age wanders his home. He is wishes to know the deal of something.

His door bursts open a lanky racist man staggers forth. His ideas are yelled for all to hear. But none are worth hearing.

Laughter and cheers echo from nowhere.

Buzz buzz. It's Elaine. A woman. Just like one of the guys. She wants to leave. But has nowhere to go.

Buzz buzz. George. Bespectacled. Balding. Scheming. His plans bring ruin to all.

Jerry.

The deal.

What?

Kramer.

Racist convulsions.

Elaine.

He took it out.

George.

His serenity will be forthcoming.

Serenity never comes.

More bass.

The dinging of triangles.

A comedy club.

Laughter at the deal.

Ding ding

pop pop

A castle. A rock.

lmao

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