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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
if u like ur thread u can keep it :obama:

"𝓛𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮, 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂." - B. Obama :420: wisdom bless up



recognizing and missing a post-presidency omaba with undying nostalgic adulation :decorum: :siren: Gabock ogama is #46!! :siren: bring barack back :qq:





salami in the bag :homebrew:



https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1038109264391430145

odummer!!! :doh:



https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1038105181416771585

https://twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/1023734949860597760

read epic thread for a twist with a cameo!! ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ if it reminds u, be sure to go to this thread too!!

im a norms respecter and i hope u r 2!! please observe norms inside this thread thank u in advance :angel:








WE LOVE YOU OBAMA!!!! :h:











Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 10:59 on Dec 3, 2019

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RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

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Oct 14, 2012



:sickos_obama:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I went into the Obama era as a liberal democrat and came out the other side as a communist so for that I am eternally grateful to the 44th President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender.
"You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation."

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Obama’s fake DHS college to scam people out of money was pretty egregious, every president should be executed for their crimes against humanity even if we had to have 40 or so cadaver synods

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
these are sense rear end making opinions!!! realreal poo poo!!!

were is my barack obama themed boba tea dubbed oboba tea none left boma only tea 2 get cozy tae fuk an peep higher grounds production on netflix???

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 232 days!
in on the right side of history of a thread with a historical character

hexachord
Nov 5, 2009


quote:

The Obama Democrats, guided by the “let’s just all sit down in a room together and work out our differences” temperament of Obama himself, seemed desperate for Republican approval and shocked when the right proved unreasonable. In 2012, long after Messina had been told explicitly that Republicans were not going to be friendly under any circumstances, Obama invited congressional Republicans to the White House for a screening of Spielberg’s Lincoln, in order to show how political adversaries can cooperate for the common good. “Not one of them came,” Rhodes laments.

Source.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!


😬💦🍫

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
This forum was on the Obama train so hard in 2008 and 2012 lol

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

this looks like the start of the worst bisexual threesome porn clip on redtube

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
thanks obama!!!!!!
































for dona;d j trump!!!

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
they're fighting over who stands for less

softest hands in America!! wooooo

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Chuka Umana posted:

This forum was on the Obama train so hard in 2008 and 2012 lol


Zeroisanumber posted:

I went into the Obama era as a liberal democrat and came out the other side as a communist so for that I am eternally grateful to the 44th President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.


Former DILF posted:

Obama’s fake DHS college to scam people out of money was pretty egregious, every president should be executed for their crimes against humanity even if we had to have 40 or so cadaver synods

Even death will not protect them from the People's Justice.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I went into the Obama era as a liberal democrat and came out the other side as a communist so for that I am eternally grateful to the 44th President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
thanks, obama


https://www.northcarolinahealthnews.org/2019/11/11/rural-and-safety-net-hospitals-prepare-for-cut-in-federal-support/

quote:

Absent action by Congress in the next few weeks, Dr. Michael Waldrum, CEO of Vidant Health, is going to have to figure out what medical services to deny hard-pressed communities in rural eastern North Carolina.

“It runs the gamut,” Waldrum said in an interview last week. “Do we close hospitals? Do we close services within hospitals?”

With an operating margin of less than 0.5% — comparable to most other rural and safety net hospitals — and an expected loss of $7.7 million in federal money this year, which would double next year, Vidant, a multi-hospital safety net health system, could drop into the red.

Across the country, similar health systems face unwelcome choices about how to handle the coming funding cuts. They knew it was coming — the Affordable Care Act ordained a pullback in federal support for hospitals’ charitable care — and yet hospital leaders continue to hold out hope that Congress will protect the funding before the cuts go into effect in a few weeks.

“The consequences would be absolutely devastating,” said Beth Feldpush, a senior vice president for America’s Essential Hospitals, a trade association for safety net hospitals, which provide medical care for all comers, no matter their ability to pay.

Even without these prospective cuts, both safety net and rural hospitals, most of which have slim or negative operating margins, have been facing perilous economic times. At least 118 rural hospitals have closed since 2010, and a number of safety net hospitals also have shuttered or merged with for-profit health systems.

Hospitals in the 14 states that did not expand Medicaid will be hurt the worst, because they already miss out on the extra federal money that comes with expansion.

“How many punches can you take?” said John Henderson, president and CEO of the Texas Organization of Rural and Community Hospitals. Texas, which has not expanded Medicaid, leads the country in the number of closed rural hospitals with 23 since 2005.

The federal money reimburses hospitals for the care they provide to people who can’t afford to pay and offsets the cost of care that hospitals provide to Medicaid patients that Medicaid does not cover. The federal cuts amount to $4 billion this year and $44 billion through 2025.

The hospitals’ total loss of funding could be even more significant because the program includes state matching funds. If state cuts are commensurate with federal ones, the overall reduction would go from $4 billion to more than $7 billion in 2020.

quote:

The present crisis originated with the Affordable Care Act’s passage in 2010. The law’s goal — to extend health care coverage to tens of millions of Americans through Medicaid expansion and affordable commercial health insurance — would have meant less hospital spending for charitable care.

The law would have reduced DSH payments beginning in 2014, but the plan ran into a major problem before then. The U.S. Supreme Court in 2012 ruled that states could make their own decisions about whether to expand Medicaid eligibility. Initially, two dozen states chose not to.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? Barackoli

Why do you want Obama in your band? He has smoked rocks and knows how to roll (weed).

What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama? A CORNservative.

What's the difference between Obama and God? God doesn't think he is Obama

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Obama
Obama Who?
Obamaaa-self....

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/barackobamajokes.html

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
love my social media savvy mass murdering ex prez

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
BILL AYERS!
RAHLIA ODINGA!!
JEREMIAH WRIGHT!!!

FIGURE IT UP!!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
jeremiah wright would've probably made a half-decent president

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
obama would never have abandoned the kurds

unless mitch mcconnell told him to

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Zx_q8OVcc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
trump famously had the red button coded to bring him a diet coke, i wonder what obama's red button did

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Al! posted:

trump famously had the red button coded to bring him a diet coke, i wonder what obama's red button did

ordered a can of NA beer and a glass with ice in it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Al! posted:

trump famously had the red button coded to bring him a diet coke, i wonder what obama's red button did

immediate delivery of a really lovely wedding gift

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
God will punish him, or we will.

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


JEREMIAH WRIGHT WAS CORRECT

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

JEREMIAH WRIGHT WAS CORRECT

I voted for god drat America and I got it in abundance.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Al! posted:

trump famously had the red button coded to bring him a diet coke, i wonder what obama's red button did

probably also a diet coke

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
*pushes red button*

today, as i am finally president ah...i would like to uh, sample if you will, heh, partake if i may in the finest selection of baby flavored :pepsi: to really get to the nuance of the uh essence of adrenochrome, so garçon if if if you will, i have made my firm and uh, resolute decision now after some difficult ah deliberation at the request of my uh, republican colleagues

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Mar 30, 2003



Hey yo it be that O'Bizzle son!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI

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