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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
hey everybody have you heard, 44 governed like a turd, do the raprock

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
obama in happier days

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I miss the names freep had for him

The Resident was good, so was spelling his name with a 0 instead of an o so that the NSA wouldn't find them, but Baquack Ofailure was my all time fave

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

smarxist posted:

this looks like the start of the worst bisexual threesome porn clip on redtube

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Zeroisanumber posted:

B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
What's the deal with Barack kissing Jill Biden in the lips all the time

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Fleetwood posted:

What's the deal with Barack kissing Jill Biden in the lips all the time

The Bidens are swingers, duh.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bacuck Obumgler

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
MUSLIM: AS ALL HELL

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Biden accidentally creating the meanest insult imaginable for Obama just because his brain and mouth don't work is an artistic flourish that not even the most gifted authors would've thought to include.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Grondoth posted:

Biden accidentally creating the meanest insult imaginable for Obama just because his brain and mouth don't work is an artistic flourish that not even the most gifted authors would've thought to include.

you don't have to do this joe... :'(

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Barfsack Ocrumbo will always be the GOAT

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
Baquack Obamailure

paradol ex was right

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
If American workers are being denied their right to organize and collectively bargain when I知 in the White House, I値l put on a comfortable pair of shoes myself. I値l walk on that picket line with you as President of the United States of America.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zeroisanumber posted:

I went into the Obama era as a liberal democrat and came out the other side as a communist so for that I am eternally grateful to the 44th President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

This is word for word what I came here to post.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Zeroisanumber posted:

I went into the Obama era as a liberal democrat and came out the other side as a communist so for that I am eternally grateful to the 44th President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama.

:agreed:

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I love obabo presiserp of unitinu

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Rand alPaul posted:

If American workers are being denied their right to organize and collectively bargain when I知 in the White House, I値l put on a comfortable pair of shoes myself. I値l walk on that picket line with you as President of the United States of America.

God loving drat it.

gda, dta

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

bombbass boblago

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


*leans into mic*

*ragged ex-presidential breaths*

hrrrmmm well lemme just say.... onald day ump tray is less than perfect

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Obligatory post:

quote:

The loving rear end in a top hat is a date rapist. I don't loath this piece of poo poo because he is a center-of-right politician or because he panders or because he doesn't support my interests. Anyone with any sort of power in this worthless country would slice my throat and my interests to get ahead. They don't give a poo poo about truth or fairness or equality. So in this respect Obama is nothing special. So that's not why I loathe him.

I loathe this motherfucker because of what he does to people like me. More naive than me, but like me. Younger than me, but like me. More optimistic than me, but like me.

I hate Obama because of what he does to the equivalent of my retarded brother.

Even republicans realize that McCain is a soft-serve piece of poo poo funneled into a nutcase. No matter how worthless or sick or mindless republican voters are, they are going into this election with eyes wide open.

But not the liberal youth. They believe in this loving bitch. This self-serving date rapist spineless cowardly slippery and smooth slick Brooks Brothers suit of nothing. He's somehow convinced them to believe in him. To be optimistic. To "hope" for "change".

Here's the thing, though. He's full of poo poo. It's obvious to anyone with the right eye. But people like my retarded brothers and sisters, they don't see it.

So if you wonder why I hate Baquack Obama, it isn't because I fell for his bullshit. It's because I know people who are intellectually and emotionally close to my worldview who fell for it. And they are giving him millions of their dollars and thousands of hours of their time just so he can ignore them the moment he doesn't need them anymore and do exactly the opposite of what my brothers and sisters thought he would do.

Yes, it's my brothers and sisters' fault for leaving the party, drunkenly walking across the overgrown grass in the backyard and wandering into the outhouse on the edge of the Ozark woods with Baquack Obamailure. But it's his fault for raping them.

He is a son of bitch. Because at least Hillary and McCain had enough balls to scoff at the idea of hope or change, in this country, at this moment, by politicians with the same old, self-obsessed ideals that they all hold.

But Obama packaged "hope" and "change" as a big red roofie and shoved it down my 12 year-old sister's throat with his fingers until she gagged on his wedding ring, all because he knew once she swallowed it he would get what he wanted.

gently caress Barack Obama.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Pex was right, but Obama turned the most earnest of us into socialists, so god makes mistakes into miracles all the time.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

Baquack Obamailure

paradol ex was right

wrap it up

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUa_S1a80g

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Doctor Jeep posted:

Obligatory post:

This is still incredible

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

2008 was a wild time but also he's right

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

dont forget cocaine

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
thanks giving obama

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Yeah this pretty much sums up Obama.

And while Pex was right to not trust Obama, its also fun to remember he was consistently, hilariously wrong about how any election or primary would go. Also he loved Chris Benoit and did a big sad effortpost after he went all "family annihilator".

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
crbaak oboomar

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
O'Bungler!! :argh:

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Trump is Obama's legacy.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i wish he was actually a kenyan muslim socialist instead of a neolib turd

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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

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