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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Namtab kcab emoclew.

e: 417 is like 420 but for meth, because it's a widely used area code for Southwestern Missouri.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Batman kcab emoclew surely?

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Rarity posted:

Wow can't believe Namtab announced his candidacy for the Labour leadership position right here in UKMT!

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


wow just copy bayonetta some more

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Rarity posted:

Wow can't believe Namtab announced his candidacy for the Labour leadership position right here in UKMT!

I should go for mp of Aylesbury, crowdfund this

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

feedmegin posted:

I mean it's always been fine as long as the dude is white and it's kept discreet. Consent optional.

Edit: Lewis Carroll

IIRC, Carroll was a gigantic horndog whose family destroyed all his correspondence with adult women after his death, leaving only his letters to children, because looking like a paedo was better than definitely being a serial adulterer. He did also take lots of photos of naked kids, but it's not clear whether that was just a Victorian photography thing (they even put 'em on Christmas cards) or a mark of unusual interest on his part.

Now, J. M. Barrie? Definitely a paedo. The Peter Pan books start from a dodgy enough premise and just get more and more :stonk:.

Darth Walrus fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Dec 31, 2019

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Let's read some local Bolsover comments cherry-picked by the BBC:


Beeb posted:

Lifelong Bolsover resident and mother-of-six Mandy McKenna, 36, said people stopped trusting in Labour.

"Voting for Labour felt like a wasted vote," she said. "I voted for the Conservatives. It hurt - I didn't want to - but I felt I should vote for someone."

She said she felt "surprised" Mr Skinner lost his seat but added: "No-one round here has any faith in Jeremy Corbyn."
"It's the things he's done in the past, like the IRA stuff, " she said. "If Labour got a new leader, people would be a lot happier.


"I think people voted more tactically than from actually wanting to vote for the Conservatives. My family have voted Labour all my life."

Malcolm Tomlinson says he could not vote for Jeremy Corbyn

Former miner Malcolm Tomlinson, 75, who took part in two strikes, said he voted Conservative and was happy with the result.

"I've voted Labour all my life but I just didn't like Corbyn or his cronies. It's nothing to do with Brexit, although we did vote leave. If Labour had a decent leader I wouldn't have changed.

"Bolsover hasn't had much money spent on it.
I never see Dennis Skinner around."

He described the Labour party as "crippled" by the result.
"All that red gone - all those die-hard Labour voters changed sides. It's sad."

Nicky Cann said Dennis Skinner was "a good MP"

Nicky Cann, 29, who works in a pub said he also felt a sense of sadness.

"I'm gutted," he said. "Not about Labour losing but about Dennis Skinner. He was a good MP.

"I knew the Conservatives would win but didn't think it'd be here."

Rosalie Welton, 75, a retired hospital worker, said she voted for the independent candidate.

"Corbyn has smashed Labour," she said. "I've voted for them for 50 years but they're nothing like what I used to vote for now.

"I felt like a traitor, I really did. But I was not going to vote for him - he wanted another referendum when we've already had one."


Karen Hepworth says the area has been neglected

Karen Hepworth, 62, who runs a crafts stall in Bolsover, would not say how she had voted but blamed Jeremy Corbyn for the result.

"Everyone says the same thing: they don't like him and they're fed up with Brexit.
"We have absolutely nothing - it's disgraceful.

"If we lived down south, we'd not have this problem but they don't spend money here."


The perception that the constituency had been neglected - particularly in the town of Shirebrook, the home of Mike Ashley's Sports Direct headquarters - rang true with many voters.

Troy Kissane, a plumber from Shirebrook, would not reveal how he voted but said Mr Skinner had, "had his time".

"He's way too old," he said. "This area has been solid Labour for years and years but that's all changed round since the Brexit vote.

"Shirebrook has had a huge amount of immigration to deal with and it's had a massive effect on things like doctors' surgeries.

I especially love Mrs. Hepworth voting out Skinner because the Tories don't spend any money up there.

The other thing I like is the omnipresent age split, it's very obvious but then again it could just be the author picking out the comments to fit the narrative. Hardly going to discover why Labour lost by asking a couple random people on the street during a workday after all.

e: phoneposting

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Dec 31, 2019

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Darth Walrus posted:

Now, J. M. Barrie? Definitely a paedo. The Peter Pan books start from a dodgy enough premise and just get more and more :stonk:.

Yeah the introduction of Michael Jackson as a character was when it got really weird.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Definitely not doing much to change my mind that brexiters are all racist morons tbh.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Darth Walrus posted:

looking like a paedo was better than definitely being a serial adulterer.
I disagree and now plan to specifically put in my will not to amend any of my life's works to make me look like a nonce in lieu of whatever they think is a worse thing.


Private Speech posted:

Let's read some local Bolsover comments cherry-picked by the BBC:

quote:

But I was not going to vote for him - he wanted another referendum when we've already had one.
lol gently caress the lib dems and centrist wreckers

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Private Speech posted:

I especially love Mrs. Hepworth voting out Skinner because the Tories don't spend any money up there.

there's a fair bit of "I voted tory and I was gutted when they won" clownery going around, but this isn't necessarily a weird take. Tories look after their own, they always seem to find some money when it's their own constituencies in trouble, and wasn't it Thatcher's government's explicit strategy to leave the north to bleed out because it was a Labour heartland?

not really a weird strategy to side with the baddies out of self preservation (if that's what these people are doing anyway)

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Happy new year you filthy sluts!

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Darth Walrus posted:

Now, J. M. Barrie? Definitely a paedo. The Peter Pan books start from a dodgy enough premise and just get more and more :stonk:.

J. M. Barrie inventing the "they only look like children but they're actually 1000 years old" defense before the advent of anime.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ms Adequate posted:

Happy new year you filthy sluts!
Are you in South Africa?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guavanaut posted:

Are you in South Africa?

No I just said it early because the height of achievement in my terrible life is being First on something online

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Ave decennium novum, similis decennium senecum.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Nevermind the new decade actually, I just learned that five years is a lustrum and both sex AND booze? That is where ya girl is AT!

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Hindsight will soon be 2020, because everything will be 2020

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts
My wife and I moved to the UK a year and a half ago and after being in a weird limbo I'll be starting a new job in Scotland in the new year that pays substantially more than I've ever made in my life. Given that we're both debt free and now aiming to live in the UK long term, I'd like to start looking at simple investing, but I'm not sure how best to start things off. Is there a UK investing or money guide anywhere? I know there was one for Canada that was really good with basic step-by-step guides.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Get one of those help to buy ISA thingies if you're planning on buying a house eventually.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Happy New Year ya filthy animals! Here’s hoping 2020 is a better one than this shitshow was.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Happy goon year.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Kill Jester 2019

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Happy new year folks!

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Happy New Year! Don't let the bastards grind you down!

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

MeinPanzer posted:

My wife and I moved to the UK a year and a half ago and after being in a weird limbo I'll be starting a new job in Scotland in the new year that pays substantially more than I've ever made in my life. Given that we're both debt free and now aiming to live in the UK long term, I'd like to start looking at simple investing, but I'm not sure how best to start things off. Is there a UK investing or money guide anywhere? I know there was one for Canada that was really good with basic step-by-step guides.

There's a UK personal finance thread here

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
It's Boris's decade now.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/joejglenton/status/1212154064458391552

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Happy New Year to all you guys, gals and nonbinary pals! <3

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Happy new year! The London fireworks thing looks like a frickin warzone

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008
I just heard chants of "Oh Jeremy Corbyn" on BBC fireworks.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Happy new year and good luck, comrades.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Happy new year. Let's do some Socialisms this decade, ok?

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
So they've got Craig David from the 00's singing Killing Me Softly from the 90's?

Happy new year arseholes.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




happy new year everyone. Not Craig David though, he can GTF

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Craig David is nothing without Kez

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


Happy New Year ya punks.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Happy new year to all of you wonderful people. Thanks for making this hellworld more tolerable, and here’s to somehow getting our hands on the cosmic levers to steer some of the misery onto the right.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Happy new year! Good luck for the next one.

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Happy new year!!

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