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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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I hope we have a good election that goes well, and not a bad one that goes bad.


Every detail of this is glorious.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I am glad the last thread managed to get to Drugs Number Page 420 once again. Good work, goons. Now reject the order of creation, usher in the age of sin, annihilate godly values and get this election bonanza to 666 :justpost:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
is IDS saying they would lose their house due to labour policy or is he just going to track down the traitors against him on the electoral roll and run around the constituency with a jug of petrol

also isn't a thread poll traditional for election times? or are we skipping that now we know the true winner, Pissflaps, will not be able to stand

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
100+ brexit party landslide inbound. parliament will catch fire two minutes after the exit poll. the skies will blacken and our children shall be born with fangs

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Soylent Yellow posted:

So an election could be indefinitely delayed by murdering your way down the line of succession? Who would have thought the FTPA was so ill-thought-out and exploitable?

can't wait for 200 years in the future when the last traceable relative of the Windsor line is ritually slaughtered for reasons long lost to time, and everyone has two weeks to prepare for what will surely be the ceasing of the sun coming up in the mornings

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
now i know the queen is probably still alive but i hope the screenshot at least is real and someone tracks down this Gibbo character

Gibbo for PM

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Gibbo

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

hitchensgoespop posted:

Reddit bungholes saying some BBC staff have been called in, probably quantum level bullshit

that's just their damage control team for when labour announce a good policy

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
on the one hand, yes, "educated guess her death won't be announced on a dick pic WhatsApp group", but on the other hand, it is 2019

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I can't wait for the channel dash in full number 1s at 0800. I assume this is when the army all line up at Dover and piss into the sea in unison to stick it to the French

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The queen should fake her own death every now and then so we all get a holiday. She'd be able to get away with it a few times i think

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
finally got a genuine Dodgy Bar Chart in the post, this is like the first robin of spring for election season


look at this wonderful progress. the conservatives have shot all the way up from third place, to third place


strangely no mention of Brexit in the whole thing, funny that...

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Azza Bamboo posted:

I have a question about Scottish elections that's probably a bit offensive in some degree:

Is it advantageous to Scottish candidates to have a Scottish name of some sort, be it a surname with a "Mc" in it or a forename using Scottish naming conventions like Alistair?

Not that I know of, though I do live in Edinburgh so we're all fake scots over here

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
oh have we covered the split in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath between a) the subset of independence supporters who feel like on balance one should probably not campaign for a SNP candidate that has been expelled from the party for antisemitism allegations and b) a bunch of lovely other folks including our dear friend Wings who decide everyone should vote for the dickhead regardless because they refuse to ever think about voting for a Green and he's a total transphobe so they liked him anyway

so looking good for labour over there

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

marktheando posted:

gently caress, I hadn't heard about Stuart Campbell in a while, was hoping he had gone away.

I do wonder if he actually has that much influence anymore. It's hard to tell. He does seem to be doing a good job of driving away as many people from him as possible, at least, though that might just make his inner fanbase more rabid and convinced the world is plotting against them

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Walton Simons posted:

I'm sure that nobody is surprised that the Sun is a horrendous rag by now but I do worry that this message, as seen on its front page today, will resonate with its readers.



It can be hard canvassing someone when they keep steering the conversation back to Daisy Lowe's tits but just keep trying to bring things back around to key policy announcements. Think of all the tits you could look at with free broadband, for example

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Hmm, the tories have a point. Nobody likes all these arguments we've been having. It's impolite and ruins the mood at tea time. If only there were a strong form of government... where you never had to deal with any arguments at all... none of these saboteurs all over the place, interfering with the Will Of The People that only Boris Johnson is wise enough to determine... what a wonderful world that would be

e: 38 looks a bit like some kinda bug insect if you look at it sideways

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Isomermaid posted:

Hello UKMT, old time regular delurking because now seems as good a time as any. I left SA for a few years because it was making me sad, but I got sucked back into it when the Donkey Kong stream happened and I couldn't believe SA was... good? Again? Then I came in here and saw the change in mood was cos you threadbanned Pissflaps. Oh yeah, I transitioned somewhere in there too, that's relevant, I guess.

I know the thread doesn't do hellos but really it's a thankyou for keeping me loving sane this year, and yeah, here for the red flag waving. Hope tastes nice.

welcome to the UKMT trans cult! we're growing in numbers every day

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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CUKTIG have a manifesto? CUKTIG are still trying to get elected? Wow

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Pals, I've been doing some detailed political analysis and have come to the conclusion that it would be quite good if Jeremy Corbyn was the next Prime Minister. Happy to take questions.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

mediaphage posted:

My SA santee this year has posted in this thread; how socialist should my present be

how much does it cost to rig the election to bring about a Labour government? the pound isn't doing that well so it can't be that much

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
One day elections will no longer be about policy at all but just a selection of competing elaborate theories on why voting for this party is tactically your only choice if you don't want your Vote to be Wasted. Bar charts forever

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Emily Maitlis just casually sharing transphobic talking points uncritically on twitter, this is fine

https://twitter.com/maitlis/status/1202651755441508354

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

are kirby's legs attached to his body. he's moving in the opposite direction but he's just a ball. are they moving across his body. answer me

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Ash Crimson posted:

The snp harbour open transphobes in their midst

look i'm not voting snp this time round but you do realise the labour party does not exactly have a flawless record on this either

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
i regret to say i have stared into the abyss that is What Wings Over Scotland is Doing These Days, and can share that he is now endorsing voting for Johann Lamont in the Glasgow South constituency. Lamont was leader of scottish labour during the 2014 independence referendum and was a constant target of his vitriol over that time, but she's also a transphobe so he's now fine voting for her against the SNP candidate who has said mean things about him and doesn't hate trans people

or he would be, if he lived in Scotland, which he doesn't for some reason

the state of this man. the state.

Angepain fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Dec 6, 2019

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
it's not as if the tory talking point of separating migrants into "people of talent" and the undeserving foreign who doesn't have the right degree to get a Real Job isn't bad in itself, though that gets less traction of course

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Braggart posted:

Hey, I need to supplement my Universal Credit pittance somehow.

Also I'm cool getting banned if I also get boned :pervert:

Also self-doxxing is my kink :blush:

mostly just want to know how you got the highly desirable 420-69 prefix for your very real phone number. is there someone at BT i can contact about this or

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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RockyB posted:

- Railway strike bought to an early end by hard man McDonnell and the ghost of Ed milliband having a 'sit down' with South Western railways.

i mean it's a shame ed milliband is going to die in the next three days, I think he's a top bloke. does his ghost still get to stand as an MP

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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ORDER. Order. Would the honourable member for Doncaster North please remain seated, or as close to seated as he is able to, and stop spookily floating around the chamber. He is getting ectoplasm all over the ceremonial mace, and I am of no mood to consider the complex constitutional implications of such a defilement.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
He seems kinda unprepared for the question. I wonder if regular people who aren't incredibly online are remotely aware of Mumsnet's status as The National Center For Rampant TERFery or if they still think it's just a twee place for mums to chat about mum stuff. still somebody should have warned john about it before he went on, the discussion turning to trans chat was entirely predictable to anyone paying the slightest attention

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
the dyson airblade is not just a hand dryer. it is a combined hand dryer and wrist-moistener. do you enjoy having weird, damp wrists? have i got the product for you!

also i like how they cut off after a while and you have to move your hands away and put them back in, pretending to be another person, to get more time in the dryer. how dare you question that your allotted hand drying time has not been adequate to dry your hands sufficiently. how dare you question the wisdom of the airblade

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

OwlFancier posted:

I'm not sure he knows either way tbh. I'm frankly surprised he was even able to give that answer. I don't think any of the top brass really know enough about it and I just hope the push is deferred to the membership in that regard because they're the only ones I think would be sufficiently clued in and radical.

The top brass knowing little about it is pretty dangerous in itself, in that the terf set has a lot of experience putting their bigotry into terms that sound plausible to someone that is not paying that much attention. If they are genuinely poorly informed and not just trying to please the bigot demographic then I hope someone who is informed can find an opportunity to have a long chat with them asap.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I do like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit. I wish there was some sort of society, or group, that I could become a member of to meet like-minded people on this issue and work towards common goals.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
sad to announce that while the Czech Republic does have the dialling code +420, none of its regional codes go up to 69. Yet. I figure we can force in some EU legislation to right this wrong so long as we don't Brexit - another great argument for Remain.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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can't wait to infiltrate the levers of power in my new union solely towards the one important issue of stopping them from using first past the post to fill a single position with three candidates. dumbasses. this is my new life's work

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

RockyB posted:

Well done guys you just crashed twitter.

maybe the queen died for real this time

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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sinky posted:

Hopefully it's all the people calling Musk a pedo guy now we've established it's not libel.

so his name is officially Pedo Guy Musk now, right

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
mainly i'm just surprised people who weren't at least teenagers on the internet in ca. 2005 have even heard of something awful at all. i knew what it was because when i started out my Posting Career every message board was full of people trying to be like goons. you're not telling me this dead gay website is still relevant to anyone at all outside of it are you

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

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Jose posted:

My Posting Career is a far right banned SA user offshoot lol

oh god that was a fun rabbit hole to look into on a saturday morning. reference was unintentional in case anyone's wondering

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