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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

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BTW, that Boris editorial in the Mail is *much* worse than the headline, he is promising some very bad things:


quote:

In our manifesto a week ago, I set out how we must reform human rights laws to shift the balance in favour of our security and intelligence services. Many human rights lawyers attacked this move. They are wrong and the public does not agree with them.

Our laws are constrained, for example, by the "right to private life" which limits surveillance of terrorists and recent court cases have placed unacceptable limits on our intelligence services. From surveillance and operations to sentencing and licensing conditions, we must shift the balance of the whole legal system in a much tougher direction against serious criminals and terrorists.

It concerns me that jeremy Corbyn is setting out plans to weaken our system and make it more difficult for our security services to stop people who want to do us harm. He wants to give more power to human rights lawyers, which would make us less safe.

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

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serious gaylord posted:

I see the BBC has finally caved and let Johnson on Marr instead of having to do an interview with Andrew Neil
Look, they said it was because they required a national Conservative leader to appear and give a response to the terrorism incident in London, and I think we have to take them at their word - there was simply no other Tory they could substitute to sufficiently balance out the other parties, who are fielding such massive heavy hitters as *checks notes*

"Jonathan Ashworth, Labour’s candidate for Leicester South, and the Liberal Democrats’ Chuka Umunna".

oh

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Oh my god, he's mastered the hidden runes!
https://twitter.com/RobParsonsYP/status/1201160122514509824

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

jackhunter64 posted:

Compare this to how hosed and dried-out Boris looked on Marr. I think I'll give vegetarianism a go.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Pound_Coin posted:

Those gogglebox clips are going down well and doing numbers.



We regret to inform you that next weeks gogglebox is cancelled
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1201189815590494213
:tinfoil:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/1201191721863962625
https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/1201195919296933889
:thunk:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/GaryGibbonBlog/status/1201616036409180160
'When you go back to the Tony Blair days, you know, you had a great leader and you knew what he stood for - rightly or wrongly - and you trusted him, to a certain extent. Whereas with Corbyn, nobody knows!'

'For the people that run this country, they're extemely wealthy, they're billionaires. And for Brexit to happen, it'll be a disaster for the very, very wealthy people. Not for the likes of us. So I think that's why it's taken three years and we're no nearer.'

'Boris Johnson is such a character. He's a buffoon to some extent, but he's a lovable buffoon. And straight-talking! You'll get an honest answer out of him - it might not be what you like, but he'll answer it. And everything he's saying, he has a rapport with me.'

all these people claim to have voted Labour in 2017 :shepface:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

mila kunis posted:

Wrap it up, Corbyn's a ruskie and the Tories wanting to sell off the NHS is a russian lie

https://twitter.com/haynesdeborah/status/1201566025067708417

This poo poo's being boosted by goon hero Brown Moses of all people
LOL
https://twitter.com/haynesdeborah/status/1201576318711803904
If only Deborah was, say, the Foreign Affairs Editor with Sky News, she might be able to ask someone about this, instead of Just Tweeting Questions.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Ms Adequate posted:

This whole thing boils my piss but the loving idea that Labour can't pay for their manifesto is creasing me. Not because the manifesto is costed and all, but because the classic attack line against them and indeed any left party, is "But they'll put up your taxeessss!" like maybe you think that's bad but that's where the money comes from ya ding-dongs. Also "I don't know what Labour stand for" hmmm maybe pay the slightest bit of attention?

e; This is the 29th page in this thread.

e2; Arrrghhh imagine wanting to vote Leave because you're hosed off but then considering voting Tory how do brains get this broken :negative:

e3; lmao this lass who goes off on Johnson for his loving constant lying and being mad at him for lying even to the Queen (pbuh) and then raising her hand when asked who might vote tory just lmao
A part of me wants to say that whole thing was... not staged exactly, but definitely planned out beforehand with carefully curated participants.

The Tories invite a news crew to come observe their focus group and tell them 'oh we never expected to get many Labour Leave voters crossing directly to us, but you know what? I'm feeling quite hopeful now!'. They have a panel of people who all say they voted Labour in 2017 (when Corbyn had been leader for two years, when Labour's policies were mostly the same as now, when the Tories central policy was just as much 'Brexit Brexit Brexit' as today), but now all agree they could never vote for that untrustworthy Jeremy Corbyn who's so shifty and you don't what he stands for, and everyone nods and says 'Exactly!' at each other's points and the whole group's in perfect agreement. They play a video clip of Boris, and everyone simpers and talks about how loveable and trustworthy he is, a bit of a buffoon maybe but still a great leader, aw, couldn't you just give him a hug! And at the end, well wouldn't you know it, every single one of them is thinking of voting Tory this tome around. Then the news crew go away and give a glowing report on the Tories' great success at poaching Labour voters. It's just all so perfect. Dom Cummies couldn't have scripted it better.

Like, it makes you sound like a loving loon, going on about rigged media and Potemkin focus groups, but... gently caress. I think I said before that this election makes me understand how a lot of Trump voters felt (er, about the election itself) in 2016 and kept themselves motivated, and I have no idea how to feel about that or if it's healthy.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Someone posted about the Tory councilor fleeing the Lewes hustings earlier, but the full details are amazing:
https://twitter.com/murphy_simon/status/1201955433302372354

quote:

However, when she left via the fire escape she found herself outside in a dead end as the school gates were locked. Rather than trudging back through the packed hall to get out, she pondered her predicament for up to 45 minutes before opting to climb over the fence.

Bikson’s great escape would have stayed secret were it not for a 13-year-old girl who saw the incident at Priory school.

The teenager, who did not wish to be named, said: “I left about an hour early and about half an hour after she [Bikson] left the stage. I came outside and I was about to cycle off and she was behind the gate next to our school canteen which was locked and said, ‘excuse me, can you help me?’ She sounded quite desperate. I said the only way back out is through the auditorium and she said she didn’t want to go back through the auditorium because of everyone. She said ‘they all despise me … and they don’t want me to go back in there’.”

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Drone_Fragger posted:

tories showing a 10 point lead on the latest poll. Good bye UK, hello russian kleptocracy...
Tories are still the obvious favourites, hope is a lie and all that jazz, but a big lol if you're going to drive yourself into pre-emptively donning the sackcloth and wailing despairingly because a ComRes poll givers them a 10 point lead.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1201957491665514499/photo/1


Tory Power Stance (Sitting)

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/fernville/status/1202295802699427847

quote:

Andrew Smith is an 80-year-old former NUM activist who worked at the Mainsforth and Ferryhill pits. He now volunteers at Spennymoor’s mining museum, sometimes assisted byErnie Foster, 81, who was also active in the union. The small museum is an affecting cornucopia of mining memorabilia: there are banners of course, but also detonators, cables and a trophy awarded at the Spennymoor gala pit pony competition in 1956.

Smith views the forthcoming election, and the fraying of loyalty to Labour, with sadness and trepidation. “It makes you angry,” he says. “It makes you frustrated that people who have gone through the times that you went through, are thinking like this. It’s not just the young. It takes a lot to get through to people; to explain what the real problems are. The media don’t help with their bias; people say they don’t like Corbyn. But when you ask them they don’t really know why.”

A December election is not ideal for octogenarian activists: “We’d like to get out leafleting for Labour,” says Smith. “But we’re getting on now.” Foster chips in: “The main thing is that we can’t have that lot in round here – the Tories. That can’t be allowed.”
Both :smith: and :unsmith: at once.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Coohoolin posted:

I have a favour to ask of T H E H I V E M I N D, I've been googling but I can't seem to find a copy of the cartoon reposted by Neale Hanvey that got him suspended by the SNP for antisemitism, it's supposed to be a George Soros Puppetmaster cartoon, if anyone kens how to find it I'd be grateful, would come in handy having the original.
In his apology he said it was an article in Sputnik from more than two years ago that included the cartoon, so google suggests it was probably this: https://sputniknews.com/world/201608151044266398-soros-dcleaks-russian-hacker-hillary/

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Chuka Umana posted:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/uks-corbyn-politician-of-choice-for-anti-semites-claims-report/

Gotta love this poo poo, the "Campaign Against Anti-Semitism" has a "study" (which they conveniently started when Corbyn became party leader) where they say that 60% of the far-left holds "one or more antisemitic view" which they stress is actually WORSE than the far right (Nazis you're off the hook). Well what do they consider to be these "antisemitic views?"
March 2018:


Feb 2018:
https://twitter.com/GideonFalter/status/961673557506916357
Big ol' thunky face.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Feldegast42 posted:

I've been politically homeless for a very long time

No party matches up with my strongly held political beliefs in restoring the House of Stewart to the English throne
Hey, how did things work out with your girlfriend?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

TulliusCicero posted:

Is the Telegraph the one owned by Murdoch?
Times/Sun. Telegraph is owned by the Barclay brothers, an entirely different set of monstrous plutocrats.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

ro5s posted:

they're shook :getin:

Jel Shaker posted:

The last week of the campaign is the most important as this is the time which most people decide who to vote for, so expect propaganda overdrive from the Tory press
Yeah, I'd love to believe they're nervous, but I really don't think the Tory press have enough of a soul to be shook. This is just what they do the last week of the election - endless giant headlines about how (Labour leader) is a complete idiot evil genius who'll run the country into the ground through their feckless incompetence, while simultaneously executing a flawless scheme to impose communism on the home counties/guillotine the queen/force decent folk to live next to people with a funny tinge.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Nucleic Acids posted:

They are going all in on the lies.

As an outside observer, what might be some of the better sites to check in terms of things like polling data?
P much what Jel said.

In 2017, the polling average showed the Tories 8 points ahead, and when you took out the two bizarre outliers that had Labour within a point or two, it was closer to a 10 point lead. As late as the day before the election, we had polls showing a 13 point Tory lead. In the end, the gap was 2 points.

This time around with a week to go, the average is an 11 point Tory lead. The polling companies swear up and down that they learned their lesson last time around and this time the polls are more reflective, but then some of them have methodology that predicts a 14 point Tory victory with turnout of under-35s at 30%, when 2017 had under-35 turnout of 50%+ and a million more people in that age bracket have registered to vote this time around. None of the polling groups seem to be very responsive to questions about how they're calculating these figures.

Maybe this time the pollsters have genuinely cracked the methodology secret and we're careening to doom under a Johnson mega-majority, maybe they're loving it up worse last time and Socialism is Coming. gently caress, maybe we get the exact same results as 2017 and we get to re-run the whole exiting election experience in a couple of months.

We're living in exciting times.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1203041473140277252

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Spangly A posted:

The immigration shite is back with cummings I see
Speaking of the CumDom:



Is he doing the Steve Bannon thing where he wears like five shirts at once?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Nothing gets past this guy!

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral


Excuse me, the general what now?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Jose posted:

curious placement and imagine if it was labour investigating 3 candidates for antisemitism


I shouldn't laugh, but of course one of them's the woman who said it's good to pay disabled people less because they don't understand money, and another is the guy who got his friend to pretend to be a 'swing-voter' for a TV interview.

And the third accused a journalist of being more loyal to Israel than the UK... the journalist was Melanie Phillips. :laffo:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Yeah, i don't know if this particular Joris photo op was a good idea.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Braggart posted:

Look chaps! If I place the ball between my shoulder and my ear – and I'm the goalie, I'm allowed to use my hands to do that – then I can simply walk into the opposing goal!
*BBC Voice*

The Prime Minister displayed a unique interpretation of the rules of football on the campaign trail today, with some critics saying that his unorthodox goal should be ruled out...

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
It's hard for me personally (and I'm guessing some other people) to feel optimistic because politics worldwide has mostly been such an unremitting cavalcade of poo poo and fascism for the past five years or so that it feels like the bad ending is foreordained.

Big Tory poll leads, none of their lies or failings or utterly monstrous policies that have literally killed people appearing to hurt them at all, all those articles about potential historic gains in Labour heartlands where the reporter has as whole set of vox pops with people Who've Voted Labour All Their Life, But Can't Stand That Clown Corbyn, Now Boris, He's Got Something About Him, etc, etc.

It all gives me a sick certainty that this time next week we'll be dealing with endless gloating of the Tweetman and the first set of editorials on how lurching left has destroyed Labour's electoral chances and it's time for sensible centrism to rebuild public trust.

...but the exact same things gave me the exact same sick certainty in 2017. It's not over yet, it's not a foregone conclusion, and we've got to keep hoping and trying, because ultimately what else is there?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
We have to trust the polls, and if that means living in two realities at once, so be it.
https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1203287620849164288

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

RockyB posted:

All polls are poo poo but the latest ones have Labour closing the gap, mad motivation for motley canvassers. The Graun?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/07/opinium-poll-tories-15-point-lead-over-labour-four-days-until-election


How the gently caress do the supposedly left wing Guardian end up with the most doomsaying pollsters? I'm am going to laugh in their loving faces come Friday morning.
the Obsever’s weekly write-ups of their Opinium polls have been bizarre, they’ve consistently been outsides with the biggest Tory leads of any polling outfit this cycle, but the articles treat it as gospel, like if it’s the only polling in existence.

Last week’s had the Tories 20 points ahead when a half-dozen other polls from the same period had it between 7 and 12, and the article was still ‘Labour twenty points behind, polling shows’.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Beeb article on the NHS trade talks leak, includes this brilliant analysis

quote:

Analysis by political correspondent Jonathan Blake

A bit like journalists never reveal their sources, Labour are quite happy to focus on what these documents say rather than where they come from.

If you look at where Reddit's comments leave the discussion, it's both helpful and slightly problematic for Labour.

On the one hand, people are asking "where exactly did you get those documents from?" Remember, they were online in their unredacted form for several weeks before Labour brought them to everyone's attention.

But at the same time, we're still talking about these documents and what Labour claims that they show - that the NHS is up for sale, in their words. Boris Johnson and the Conservatives flatly deny that.

So it's a double-edged sword for Labour.
wut

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/TheLabourLeftie/status/1203409314070876160

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Honestly I felt the second way about both :shrug:

Here's something encouraging:
https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1203398661390163969

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Perhaps a hamster posted:

I like the implication of some voters being so undecided they can't even remember who they voted for the minute they get more than a few feet away from the polling station.
I'm presuming there's some overlap with the bloc of Lifelong Labour Voters who're voting Tory for the very first time in 2019, because they could never ever vote for Jeremy Corbyn.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
The last part of Frankie Boyle's pre-election write-up was pretty uplifting, somehow:

quote:

You won’t be surprised to learn that I won’t be voting Tory on Thursday, for much the same reasons that I won’t be spending the day kicking children and pensioners into traffic. It’s depressing to think how many polling stations are in schools, and how many people will vote Conservative after walking past a motivational rainbow. As we saw in Stanley Johnson’s Pinocchio gaffe, there is a problem with our elites programming their traumatised children with the idea that they are born to rule. It becomes almost impossible, as a class, to hide your contempt. It’s difficult to keep lying convincingly about things you’ve convinced yourself your audience are too stupid to notice.

This current iteration of Conservatism, a kind of mutant nationalism that insists all our infrastructure has to be owned by other countries, has nowhere to go but into an asset-stripped, deregulated wasteland. I don’t know how anyone votes for that, or what happens after they do. British people don’t get on well enough to form militia.

I don’t want to end on a note of pessimism. Instead, I’d like to share with you my two favourite quotes. The first, is a really famous one. Kurt Vonnegut asked his adult son what he thought the meaning of life was, and his son replied: “We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is.” The second is what David Chase, the creator of The Sopranos, said about the ending of the final episode:

“Well, what Tony should have been thinking, I guess, and what we all should be thinking – although we can’t live that way – is that life is really short. And there are good times in it and there are bad times in it. And that we don’t know why we’re here, but we do know that 20 miles up it’s freezing cold, it’s a freezing cold universe, but here we have this thing called love, which is our only defence, really, against all that cold, and that it’s a very brief interval and that, when it’s over, I think you’re probably always blindsided by it.”

Twenty miles up, it’s a freezing cold universe, we only have the human connections we make here, nothing is permanent, and love is our only defence. I suggest we all vote accordingly, and try to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1203654807057305600

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/CeylanWrites/status/1203639235020050432:shepface:

quote:

Charlie Corbett, 20, a first-time voter who has already mailed in his postal ballot, said he had registered only because his parents had pressured him. He stood out for not sharing his fellow students’ enthusiasm for defeating the Tories and Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s drive to “get Brexit done.”

“I want to stay in the E.U.,” he said. “But at this point I’d rather leave than go around another five years in circles. I voted for Boris, he’s the only person who will get this done and that’s all I want at this point. Just to leave and move on.”
'I'd prefer not be pushed into the woodchipper, but at this point I'm just so tired of politic going around in circles arguing about whether to push me into the woodchipper or not. That's why I'm voting for the guy who's promised to feed me into it feet first, so we can get it over with and move on.'

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

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RabidWeasel posted:

One of the comments said that Sanders is no. 10 on this list but gently caress if I'm going to click a mail link for any reason. Also apparently in 2016 no. 1 was Obama loving lol
In 2016, Corbyn was #2 on the list, #1 was specifically the USA abstaining on a UN vote on the legality Israeli settlements in the West Bank.

2019 has him as not just the #1 anti-semite, but he number 1# threat to the lives of Jewish people worldwide (ahead of, among others, a nazi who shot up a synagogue), and the report was brought forward so it came out before the election. The full report doesn't seem to be out yet, I'm pretty certain they gave an advance copy to the Heil specifically so they could do that article.

Quotes include:

“‘No one has done more to mainstream antisemitism into the political and social life of a democracy than the Jeremy Corbyn-led Labour Party"

“If Jeremy Corbyn wins, he will make Britain a pariah on the world stage. To have a person seeking the highest office who ignored anti-Semitism for years, who did everything in his power to encourage it is shocking.”

"Members and staff who have dared to speak out against the hate were purged, but not those who declared 'Heil Hitler' and 'F*** the Jews."

It's genuinely sickening.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral


Must be nice to have this much unreflecting self-confidence.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Ah yes, when investigating if a baby boom happened due to the Olympics that took place in July and August of 2012, I should definitely look at birth figures for 2012, I am a serious journalist and understand how pregancies work.

quote:

In an interview with the Sunday Times, the prime minister claimed that “Cupid’s darts will fly once we get Brexit done” and “romance will bloom across the whole nation”. He said there had been a baby boom “after the Olympics, as I correctly prophesied in a speech in 2012”.

Johnson is fond of such claims. When mayor of London, he claimed the “euphoria” in the wake of Team GB’s success at the 2012 Olympic games had led to a surge in births not seen in the capital since 1967, the year after England won the football World Cup.

Across the UK, the number of babies born in 2013 was down on 2012, so no Olympic baby boom there, according to the Office for National Statistics.

ONS tables for England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland showed there were 812,970 babies born in 2012, the year of the games. The following year – when Johnson’s supposed baby boom would have materialised – the numbers were slightly down to 778,805 in 2013.

So the “paroxyms of joy” that Johnson spoke of after Team GB’s gold medal haul did not lead to a baby boom. In London, the ONS also show a small drop in births – from 134,186 recorded for 2012 to 128,332 for 2013.

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

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Lol, a super-enthusiastic Lib Dem acquaintance on social media just bet someone a decent amount of money that the Jo;mentum is gonna take York Outer on Thursday.



Shine on you crazy diamond.

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