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bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Dec 1, 2019 13:07

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# ? May 7, 2024 19:56

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

Gotta love sex tourism.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 13:07

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Solemn Sloth posted:

fyi Monday was International Day for the elimination of violence against women

Someone call Tony Abbott!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 13:23

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Gotta love sex tourism.

How's George Christensen's t-cell count these days

# ? Dec 1, 2019 14:05

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

https://twitter.com/EddyJokovich/status/1200899544566775808

feel like circumstantial evidence is mounting for the 'angus taylor deliberately falsified a document' case.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 14:16

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Clegg standing in the 2020 election is unsourced at the moment.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 14:28

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

she's got form though

# ? Dec 1, 2019 14:30

Les Affaires: Nov 15, 2004

Sounds like he doesnt have a Clegg to stand on.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 16:03

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

les no

# ? Dec 1, 2019 16:16

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WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Yeah remember when I said that surely the whole Angus Taylor Document Thing was a typo by someone and then a bunch of poo-brain failure to fact check?

Yeah I'm starting to think it maybe actual poo-brain fraud in a really dumb and badly executed manner

# ? Dec 1, 2019 16:27

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Christine Forster (ie Abbott's sister) is a Lib with a decent amount of backing who is going to be running against Moore again and Clegg & Taylor live near Goulburn.

She could absolutely be dumb enough to try to run for Lord Mayor but there are reasons to be skeptical.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 16:48

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Gotta love sex tourism.

Just in time!

# ? Dec 1, 2019 20:38

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

more like sperm jar

# ? Dec 1, 2019 21:10

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Les Affaires posted:

Sounds like he doesnt have a Clegg to stand on.

yes les, yes

# ? Dec 1, 2019 21:10

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

cogito ergo incommo posted:

Federal Court rules robodebt 'unlawful' in significant court case

The Government knew this was coming, obviously.
I wonder what this does for the class action that was in the works.

Not much, apparently:

quote:

On Wednesday, 27 November 2019 the Federal Court of Australia made orders by consent of the parties in the case brought against the Commonwealth by Deanna Amato, to the effect that there was no lawful basis for the Commonwealth to issue the Robodebt notices in Ms Amato�s case. The Court also ordered that the Commonwealth pay Ms Amato interest and legal costs. The Courts orders reflect that the Commonwealth did not seek to contest that the contentions raised by Ms Amato and her legal team at Victoria Legal Aid in her individual Federal Court action. Whilst the orders are a very significant milestone in the battle to unwind the impact of the Commonwealth�s unlawful conduct with respect to the Robodebt System, the Court Orders do not have any binding effect in the Class Action Claim.

In our view, The Class Action must continue to argue before the Court that all people who have been affected by the Robodebt System should now have their money returned to them, be paid interest and compensation for the distress and anxiety that this program has caused.

# ? Dec 1, 2019 21:48

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

hambeet posted:

yes les, yes

Stop being a ham and beet it.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 00:01

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

bell jar posted:

Just in time!

Uh

what?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 00:10

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Love to have the weekly forecast be �smoke�

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:19

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

It�s back to windy as gently caress, all the humidity from the rain is gone and it�s above 30 so I look forward to being consumed by fire

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:28

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

At least I can die definitely knowing Kanye West has a brain injury

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:28

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Rained overnight at brisbane. I have missed the smell of rain... now its back to 35+ degree and cloudless days for the rest of the week :cool:

# ? Dec 2, 2019 02:45

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Albanese really wants to win the 2010 election (and has a dumb strategy for even doing that)

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:01

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Solemn Sloth posted:

Albanese really wants to win the 2010 election (and has a dumb strategy for even doing that)

He seems to think Kevin Rudd is still there.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:10

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

All I've seen from him today are attacks on two Greens MPs who are no longer in Parliament soooo

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:14

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I wish I could wake up in 2010 too Albo, it's okay, it's okay.

Cry with me

Biiiiiiiiiiiii

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bill lost the unloseable election tokyo drift.

If this was 1992 youd be pining for Andrew Peacock.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Also i just remembered this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multifunction_Polis

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:24

Seemlar: Jun 18, 2002

Seeing him and all the other Labor warriors out whining about the CPRS thinking it will score them points isn't even infuriating, it's just fatiguing at this point. We're getting multiple terms of Scomo.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:31

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Scomo has the blind positivity that electors crave.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:38

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

At least I can die definitely knowing Kanye West has a brain injury

I thought he had bi-polar?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:48

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JBP posted:

Scomo has the blind positivity that electors crave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

# ? Dec 2, 2019 03:53

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

JBP posted:

Scomo has the blind positivity that electors crave.

I think this is it. Australian voters want someone to reassure them that things are going to get better. As that Quiet Australians article explained, they don�t care if things don�t actually get better and they distrust anyone with actual plans to make things better.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 05:16

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Scomentum

# ? Dec 2, 2019 05:56

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

hooman posted:

Scomentum

Scromentum

Scrotum

# ? Dec 2, 2019 06:16

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Glad to see the government setting up another �taskforce,� wherein they give money to an agency which should be already doing the thing the money is for, and then they probably will ignore the stated goal anyway (see: Serious Financial Crime Taskforce, Tax Avoidance Taskforce, &c).

# ? Dec 2, 2019 08:23

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Speaking of Tony Abbott:

exmarx posted:

https://twitter.com/BrendanDonohoe7/status/1201393275585744896

Won't someone think of the child rapists?

He should make that his next campaign platform.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 09:19

ModernMajorGeneral: Jun 25, 2010

Don Dongington posted:

How's George Christensen's t-cell count these days

Funny you should ask.

quote:

George Christensen 'a regular' at Philippines adult entertainment bar: manager

Several sources close to the probe have said the 41-year-old, first elected to the Queensland seat of Dawson in 2010, has frequently toured Angeles City, an urbanised area more than 80km north of the capital Manila which is known for its red-light district.

Marjorie Lamsen, the manager of one bar, Ponytails, claimed the federal politician was a "very regular visitor" at the venue.

Ms Lamsen, who said she had worked at the bar for six years, said: "He was always very good... He was a big spender".

"It was well known that he went to other bars in the areas," she told Nine News, The Age and The Herald.

"The weakness of George is women. He would usually give allowances to these people.

"He would keep his job a secret but now we know he's a politician."

The bar advertises itself as an "adult entertainment service" and says it employs 100 female dancers and 50 female wait staff.

Mr Christensen, a committed Christian, says he met his now-wife April Asuncion while in the Philippines in 2017.

Nine News, The Age and The Herald have seen documents which suggest Ms Asuncion was an employee at the Ponytails bar.

An employment card shows her listed as an entertainer at the venue.

https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/george-christensen-a-regular-at-philippines-adult-entertainment-bar-manager-20191202-p53g57.html

# ? Dec 2, 2019 09:45

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

What a loving shock.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 09:57

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Im amazed that the fatso fundie christian wasnt just going to south east asia for the culture

# ? Dec 2, 2019 10:01

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# ? May 7, 2024 19:56

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Wow, he uh, sure picked a bad time to grow his beard for being investigated for sex crimes huh.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 10:04

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