December 2019 CE Thread: 2016 Season 4 Chat (spoilers inside)

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Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm glad he's dead and didn't have to see it. Carlin too

I'm the opposite. I really would've liked to see how Carlin would've responded to the last 14 years.

He's my favorite comedian and culutural commentator and essentially the best modern philosopher.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:20

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# ? May 3, 2024 14:32

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

My favorite comedian is Zizek

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:23

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

Suicide Watch posted:

He's real bad but for people who've never lived with Nixon and are living with Trump I'd say new standards are being set

My boomer as gently caress dad says it'll all recover because it all comes in cycles but IMO with the climate apocalypse and the cult of Trumpism and how loving hosed everything is, I'm skeptical as gently caress of that take.

Then again I'm a pessimist.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:29

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bored As gently caress posted:

I'm the opposite. I really would've liked to see how Carlin would've responded to the last 14 years.

He's my favorite comedian and culutural commentator and essentially the best modern philosopher.

Bill Hicks self-immolating out of pure rage on November 2016.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:34

Lake of Methane: Oct 29, 2011

Any idea why paratroopers are being sent to Iraq instead of not-airborne?

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:38

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Chichevache posted:

Bill Hicks self-immolating out of pure rage on November 2016.

the next album would be amazing

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:41

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

omg I kind of hope the 82nd jumps in

eta: because it would be an absolute gently caress-up

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:47

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Lake of Methane posted:

Any idea why paratroopers are being sent to Iraq instead of not-airborne?

They are on standby

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:55

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

Lake of Methane posted:

Any idea why paratroopers are being sent to Iraq instead of not-airborne?

Pretty sure at least one Brigade of the 82nd is always on standby. Could be wrong though.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:57

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the next album would be amazing

He'd be arrested.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:57

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

omg I kind of hope the 82nd jumps in

eta: because it would be an absolute gently caress-up

How's Route Irish these days?

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:57

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Bored As gently caress posted:

How's Route Irish these days?

how the gently caress should I know? I'm out and high as gently caress

# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wow seems like an excellent time to mobilize.

:sigh:

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:02

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Bored As gently caress posted:

Pretty sure at least one Brigade of the 82nd is always on standby. Could be wrong though.

How many broken legs will it take for Donnie to feel like a big man?

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:03

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Do they give posthumous mustard stains? Asking for a friend.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:07

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be prepared; Fun Shoe

Casimir Radon posted:

How many broken legs will it take for Donnie to feel like a big man?

Lmao more like how many bone spurs

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:08

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Best Friends posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1212126024575660035?s=21

man oh man

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:10

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Lake of Methane posted:

Any idea why paratroopers are being sent to Iraq instead of not-airborne?

82nd is the force provider for the GRF.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:12

Nick Soapdish: Apr 27, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Wow seems like an excellent time to mobilize.

You're mobilizing to the safest sea duty possible

[3 months later] Sad to hear Crab Man's ship took an ASCM hit

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:12

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS

i am way too high right now. i took a weed break after christmas and got weed today and hoo boy im flying

i have a ps4 camera. ive barely slept since sunday bc of holiday schedules and work and kids and etc. im way too high and exhausted but i have no responsibilities until like thursday so screw it im sleeping all day tomorrow, getting up only to feed and let roscoe out

lets throw poo poo grenades and livechat on youtube as i stumble arounnd in death stranding. gimme a few to setup. if you cant watch now dont worry its saved to youtube immediately unless i get embarrased somehow and delete it (totally reserving that right atm)

IS THIS A MISTAKE? CARPE DIEM MOTHERFUCKERS .

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:13

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Pretty sure it's dependent on region, so if something happened in the pacific it would be one of the pacific BDEs, whichever is the reaction force at the time.

The Pacific BDEs certainly havent done much over the past 5 years anyways.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:17

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Mustang posted:

Pretty sure it's dependent on region, so if something happened in the pacific it would be one of the pacific BDEs, whichever is the reaction force at the time.

The Pacific BDEs certainly havent done much over the past 5 years anyways.

It's scenario dependent.
If it's an actual Benghazi scenario where they have to drop someone in to fight their way through and free the embassy, they'll use special forces.
If it's the country getting unstable and the embassy getting nervous, they'll drop in whatever the local security reaction force is at the time.
If it's hot but not Benghazi hot and you can still land a graytail and convoy over to show force and try to stare down the rioters, it's probably going to be the GRF.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:23

Crakkerjakk: Mar 14, 2016

Godholio posted:

The rich keep getting away with it because they control the government so there is no accountability.

But I'd like to hear your version of how the banks fail without the utter disaster of tens of millions (or more) of Americans losing their jobs and many of them losing their homes within a few weeks.

I generally agree with your first paragraph. But as to the second implement postal and public banks, tellers get hired by the post office, loan officers by public banks, managers get split between each, executives get to pound sand.

Any bailout is the feds outright nationalizing the banks and keeping everything running until they can be shuffled into the new structure.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 05:42

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Happy New Year

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:02

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

https://twitter.com/TheSporkful/status/1212238450402967553

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jan 1, 2020

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:03

colachute: Mar 15, 2015

Happy New Years to the time zone that matters.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:04

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

colachute posted:

Happy New Years to the time zone that matters.

Why do people still use UTC, when it�s clearly EST that�s God�s chosen time zone?

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:05

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

Est? No, Only Standard Time.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Global warming is a conspiracy to make central the dominant time zone

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:27

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Happy New Years all.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:36

Stravag: Jun 7, 2009

Well then theres only one solution. We kill the central time zone

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:37

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1212237604718104577

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:43

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Happy New Year goons.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:51

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

All of the gunshots outside say "happy new year America."

# ? Jan 1, 2020 07:05

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

New Year kicked off strong with our webmaster, uh...streaming a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAZ82mj4zgE&t=5053s

# ? Jan 1, 2020 07:05

piL: Sep 20, 2007; (__|\\\\); Taco Defender

Nick Soapdish posted:

You're mobilizing to the safest sea duty possible

[3 months later] Sad to hear Crab Man's ship took an ASCM hit

Pretty sure LKZ is the main character of this story and is protected by plot armor.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 07:06

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

New Year kicked off strong with our webmaster, uh...streaming a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAZ82mj4zgE&t=5053s

hey, totally unrelated to this, but can I get a link to the GIP discord? you know just in case the forums stop existing in a month for a completely unrelated reason

# ? Jan 1, 2020 07:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

...what do you know

# ? Jan 1, 2020 07:46