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Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Hitler was also known to poop on occasion.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Poop in the sink, nerd.

Your toilet privileges have been revoked.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Lowtax you said you liked Inquisitor - Martyr, right? I just bought it, I really like the Psyker (Seer) so far. I think I'm gonna try a Crusader with the rocket launcher backpack next. Any advice?

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Dec 2, 2019

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
Great to hear that your spine is working well enough to let you enjoy a proper poo poo! But seriously all my best to you with everything going on.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Shouldn’t you be uh you know WORKING? Jeez

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
i just had a divorce worthy poop

she wont stop yelling hjaaaalllp

TunaSled
Jun 4, 2003

he called the poo poo poop

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
never flush

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

*from the back of the room* Do something funny, op!!!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Wanna read that deleted post. Posts where people meltdown at taxman are the best posts :sigh:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Also where else do you poop that you had to specify on the toilet

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Unfinish3d posted:

Wanna read that deleted post. Posts where people meltdown at taxman are the best posts :sigh:

It was sperg at the offensive cereal phriday being removed.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Resting Lich Face posted:

It was sperg at the offensive cereal phriday being removed.

Lmao

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I hope your situation continues to improve, Lowtax. Don't be afraid to seek out help when you need it, especially within the holiday season.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


ChickenHeart posted:

I hope your situation continues to improve, Lowtax.

Fiber therapy pills help if it doesn't.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Hi lowtax I hope things are going better and that you get your daughter home safe and sound soon love you man

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Opened this thread and am posting while pooping what up Rich GL with your family stuff

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Is lowtax still on the can? :ohdear:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I sincerely hope that Lowtax has completed the above mentioned poop by this time, and has moved onto other activities.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Genesplicer posted:

I sincerely hope that Lowtax has completed the above mentioned poop by this time, and has moved onto other activities.

Don't rush the man!

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
taking a dump with the door open in a public restroom to establish dominance

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
Isn't it amazing how one minute you can be going about your day but then the next minute you have a big ol turd dangling from your anus

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

luncheon meat posted:

Isn't it amazing how one minute you can be going about your day but then the next minute you have a big ol turd dangling from your anus
Dangling turds are the worst, and a great reason to shave your rear end in a top hat.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I will not stand to hear WeedLordBonerHitler420's name disgraced.

This is an outrage.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lowtax I heard your account is IP-locked so you can only post from the toilet?

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Fleetwood Crack posted:

Dangling turds are the worst, and a great reason to shave your rear end in a top hat.

I think there's something wrong with me because the hair helps. Used to get danglers all the time when I was a kid and would throw my body around on the seat trying to snap it off

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Knormal posted:

Lowtax I heard your account is IP-locked so you can only post from the toilet?

Apparently it's I Poo locked too.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Hi lowtax I hope things are going better and that you get your daughter home safe and sound soon love you man

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Pooping is a human right.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
kiwi farms wants to fertilize the soil with lowtax poop

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
my reaction upon hearing that lowtax is back

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lowtax posted:

Speaking of poop, I'd like to caution anybody out there who mistakenly believes sites where a majority of their member usernames include "Jew" and "Hitler" contain even a rough semblance of facts.

THAT IS ALL, HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A SWELL DAY!!!

Yes, my day is engorged, thank you! I hope you're doing well and that your daughter is okay.

e:

The most offensive breakfast cereal is Berry Berry Kix because it sullied the good Kix name with its pretensions towards grape flavor.

Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Dec 2, 2019

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
hello mr. tax man we all hope you are doing well with your bidet

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Welcome home, boss. Stay well, eat a reasonable amount of fiber, and hopefully life will be good!

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Multiple Hitlers huh

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

https://twitter.com/FormerDILF/status/1200367198386044930

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

I’m one of the good hitlernames, just want to make that clear

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
always important lessons

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


*pops out of toilet* Check your ICQ Lowtax!!

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Glad to see the Taxman back at work doing what he does best

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