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frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Good Lord this thread started a week ago. Lowtax, you're not still pooping on the toilet are you?

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Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

frogge posted:

Good Lord this thread started a week ago. Lowtax, you're not still pooping on the toilet are you?
He's making GBS threads out vertebrae, that takes time!

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I was going to post that he is dead, but he's actually alive

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Charles posted:

I was going to post that he is dead, but he's actually alive

pretty sure hes dead

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nah I saw him at the mall buying a whole lot of socks. Very alive. And with a lot of socks. Just a whole drat cart full of socks.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
good poo poo op (pun intended :keke: :keke: :keke:)

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Heather Papps posted:

pretty sure hes dead

rip low tax he died like elvis

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Big Beef City posted:

Nah I saw him at the mall buying a whole lot of socks. Very alive. And with a lot of socks. Just a whole drat cart full of socks.

That sounds like he works there, did you try and buy some?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pixaal posted:

That sounds like he works there, did you try and buy some?

No. I just hid in a rack of polo shirts and stared at him as he contemplated ever more socks to buy

Later I went to the baked potato place in the food court and ordered one (1), plain. And safely concealed it in my coat pocket and brought it home and placed it on my mantle. A small trophy of my day abroad.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

No. I just hid in a rack of polo shirts and stared at him as he contemplated ever more socks to buy


Speaking of polo shirts, I just bought an iron and I'm tickled pink! All of my collars are 100% straight now!

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
The other day I did a poo poo so big that I felt dizzy afterwards.

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

White Dog Eggs posted:

The other day I did a poo poo so big that I felt dizzy afterwards.

What did you name it?

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

White Dog Eggs posted:

The other day I did a poo poo so big that I felt dizzy afterwards.

No No No, you're supposed to touch fuzzy, THEN get dizzy. Not the other way around.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Lowtax's greasy mega hellturd killed FYAD lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The shitter's clogged!

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

LOWTAX

LOWTAX

*tugs on lowtax's shirt*

LOWTAX

THEY'RE FIGHTING

THEY'RE FIGHTING LOWTAX

LOOOOOOOWWWWWWWTTTTTTTAAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!!!

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Welcome FYAD refugees

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

:goof:
:gb2gbs:

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Just a little crash course for all GBS newcomers: all slurs are kosher here, you can say them as much as you like. Have fun posting, guys & gals! :)

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

Telebite posted:

LOWTAX

LOWTAX

*tugs on lowtax's shirt*

LOWTAX

THEY'RE FIGHTING

THEY'RE FIGHTING LOWTAX

LOOOOOOOWWWWWWWTTTTTTTAAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!!!

Happens to me every time I sit down on the toilet

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Mordja posted:

Just a little crash course for all GBS newcomers: all slurs are kosher here, you can say them as much as you like. Have fun posting, guys & gals! :)

Even the dreaded gamer word??

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Bargearse posted:

Even the dreaded gamer word??

You mean "casual"? Even that one.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Mordja posted:

You mean "casual"? Even that one.

no, the n-word



noob

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Bonaventure posted:

no, the n-word



noob

MODS

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

that pig image

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Oh good, now I can call people console peasants again.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Bargearse posted:

Oh good, now I can call people console peasants again.
Careful, you're gonna get GBS deleted!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Fleetwood Crack posted:

Careful, you're gonna get GBS deleted!

again?

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Fleetwood Crack posted:

Careful, you're gonna get GBS deleted!

If only.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Came for the poop, stayed for the free advice .

something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Pillbug
Hi lowtax i hope things are better for you
Bye

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


GBS is better already :)

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Fly Molo posted:

What did you name it?

Cromdor the mighty. I tried to get the wife to take a look but she refused :(.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

White Dog Eggs posted:

The other day I did a poo poo so big that I felt dizzy afterwards.

IMO this is the post of the year.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Dick Bastardly posted:



GBS is better already :)

not gonna lie, that's one happy looking babby

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Fly Molo posted:

What did you name it?

klurf

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Lowtax posted:

(in Hellraiser voice): we have such emails to show you

currently posting with meathooks through my eyelids to confirm for everyone that you've got some hosed-up friends

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Lowtax is dead and pooping himself not on the toilet :lol:

I am very clever because I'm bumping old Lowtax threads.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
maybe hes still pooping and this has been a wild misunderstanding

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ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
He's like Aslan but for poop. poo poo Aslan, if you will. Sounds very John Dies at the End-esque.

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