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whoa we gotta regular dril over here folks
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Lowtax needs to eat more fiber and probiotics so he poops and posts more!
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Dec 2, 2019 14:40
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Lmao 
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Dec 2, 2019 14:42
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hi buddy sorry for the poo poo that sucks, hope life gets to be boring soon.
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Dec 2, 2019 15:52
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i am glad you are doing well lowtax god bless
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Dec 2, 2019 15:55
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Who What Now posted:Lowtax needs to eat more fiber and probiotics so he poops and posts more! I finally agree with a Who What Now post
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Dec 2, 2019 16:00
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Instead of pooping on it, consider pooping in it, OP.
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Dec 2, 2019 16:20
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someone screencap all the sad attempted digs folk have been making at lowtax on facebook. i almost thought about posting a thread of them myself but uh, i would have had to like message a gbs mod and figure it out and i honestly am like living on borrowed time here till i get a probe for refusing to hit shift.
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Dec 2, 2019 16:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7JZ-df8Xo
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Dec 2, 2019 16:35
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Elephant Ambush posted:I finally agree with a Who What Now post I'm sorry 
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Dec 2, 2019 16:37
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Where else would you poop mr. tax?
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Dec 2, 2019 16:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULdrEHo3Tak in some alternate universe there is a version of Hee Haw where Lowtax starts the show with "I'm a poopin" and Fragmaster follows with " ..and I'm a' grinnin"
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Dec 2, 2019 16:46
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Well it’s a step above making GBS threads your pants. Congrats!
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Dec 2, 2019 17:14
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Ebeneezer Splooge posted:Where else would you poop mr. tax? Your pants? I mean this is SA after all.
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Dec 2, 2019 17:18
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Sometimes you just gotta take a chisel to that ol hanging turd. Knock it off, leaving only the root sticking out of the bunger. Sure, you'll have dump rump for a few days, but it'll eventually dry out a fall off like an umbilical cord.
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Dec 2, 2019 17:25
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I'm late to the party, did he pinch?
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Dec 2, 2019 17:49
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Heather Papps posted:someone screencap all the sad attempted digs folk have been making at lowtax on facebook. i almost thought about posting a thread of them myself but uh, i would have had to like message a gbs mod and figure it out and i honestly am like living on borrowed time here till i get a probe for refusing to hit shift.
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Dec 2, 2019 17:52
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gently caress em
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Dec 2, 2019 17:55
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I hope your poop is safe Lowtax
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Dec 2, 2019 18:04
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That was a long poop. Are your legs asleep?
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Dec 2, 2019 18:07
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Fun fact, which isn't actually remotely fun at all: since the discs in my neck collapsed, I've lost the ability to feel pain in sections of my left leg and foot, so technically I could sit on the toilet for years, which is ultimately a major goal of mine, and not have to worry about nerve damage or my left leg falling asleep because joke's on it, I can't feel poo poo anyway!!! Hahahaha gently caress you, body!
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Dec 2, 2019 18:20
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Lowtax posted:Fun fact, which isn't actually remotely fun at all: since the discs in my neck collapsed, I've lost the ability to feel pain in sections of my left leg and foot, so technically I could sit on the toilet for years, which is ultimately a major goal of mine, and not have to worry about nerve damage or my left leg falling asleep because joke's on it, I can't feel poo poo anyway!!! Hahahaha gently caress you, body! What if you lose the ability to feel yourself pooping though. Not worth the risk imo.
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Dec 2, 2019 18:23
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Lowtax posted:Fun fact, which isn't actually remotely fun at all: since the discs in my neck collapsed, I've lost the ability to feel pain in sections of my left leg and foot, so technically I could sit on the toilet for years, which is ultimately a major goal of mine, and not have to worry about nerve damage or my left leg falling asleep because joke's on it, I can't feel poo poo anyway!!! Hahahaha gently caress you, body! Robots don't feel pain, so your transformation is almost complete. After the switch, you'll be able to eat that baby food stuff that RoboCop ate when he wasn't stabbing people with his hand mounted USB drive or shooting them in the dick.
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Dec 2, 2019 18:24
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I bet lowtax would be diesel powered and eat diesel flavored beef jerky.
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Rad-daddio posted:Robots don't feel pain, so your transformation is almost complete.
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Dec 2, 2019 18:27
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Something a robot would say...
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Applesnots posted:Something a robot would say... Let me tell you about the terrible secret of space in between C3 and C5
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Dec 2, 2019 18:30
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Lowtax posted:DUDE I'M NOT A ROBOT, I keep telling you dumbasses they replaced my discs with fucken plastic donut thingies. I wish I was a robot, then I'd get all Chopping Mall on your asses. You mean they put some SPACE AGE POLYMERS in you
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Lowtax posted:Fun fact, which isn't actually remotely fun at all: since the discs in my neck collapsed, I've lost the ability to feel pain in sections of my left leg and foot, so technically I could sit on the toilet for years, which is ultimately a major goal of mine, and not have to worry about nerve damage or my left leg falling asleep because joke's on it, I can't feel poo poo anyway!!! Hahahaha gently caress you, body! 80% of people will eventually develop back pain and spine issues. Hitting middle age is great isn't it.
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Lowtax posted:Fun fact, which isn't actually remotely fun at all: since the discs in my neck collapsed, I've lost the ability to feel pain in sections of my left leg and foot, so technically I could sit on the toilet for years, which is ultimately a major goal of mine, and not have to worry about nerve damage or my left leg falling asleep because joke's on it, I can't feel poo poo anyway!!! Hahahaha gently caress you, body! Is this something I could pay to have done as an elective procedure?
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Lowtax posted:Let me tell you about the terrible secret of space in between C3 and C5 I hear C4 is quite explosive
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Lowtax posted:Fun fact, which isn't actually remotely fun at all: since the discs in my neck collapsed, I've lost the ability to feel pain in sections of my left leg and foot, so technically I could sit on the toilet for years, which is ultimately a major goal of mine, and not have to worry about nerve damage or my left leg falling asleep because joke's on it, I can't feel poo poo anyway!!! Hahahaha gently caress you, body! Wait - you only use one side of your body whilst pooping? Like, you sit there at a 45 degree angle?
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Applesnots posted:Something a robot would say... 3 laws of posting protect us, right? they can never be broken, or worked around. that couldn't possibly happen. or.... COULD IT?@!?!
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Dec 2, 2019 18:33
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drat Asians and their superior spine genes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvxfMOMOTCc
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Lowtax posted:Let me tell you about the terrible secret of space in between C3 and C5
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Big Beef City posted:Is this something I could pay to have done as an elective procedure? Sure if you don't mind not being able to look up without bending your waist.
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Lowtax posted:DUDE I'M NOT A ROBOT, I keep telling you dumbasses they replaced my discs with fucken plastic donut thingies. I wish I was a robot, then I'd get all Chopping Mall on your asses. That just means you're the kind of robot you can buy from aliexpress, it still counts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yap3NrZxyhM beep boop
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Heather Papps posted:3 laws of posting protect us, right? they can never be broken, or worked around. Please tell me of these three laws of posting.
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Applesnots posted:Please tell me of these three laws of posting. i'm not gbs but these are mine   
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Laws were meant to be broken JUST LIKE MY VERTEBRAE
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