I hope Tom Brady gets hit by a bus

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I hope Tom Brady gets hit by a bus

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Is he the one who french kisses his son at every opportunity, literally every second of the day his lips aren't occupied they're magnetising forcefully towards the boy who has to be behind a plexiglass shield at all times to avoid his father's Looney Toons style smackers homing in on his face like an orally fixated cruise missile

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Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

TOM BRADY HAS BROKEN OUT OF CONTAINMENT AND HE IS ON HIS WAY TO KISS YOU

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR IF YOU HEAR A WET KNOCKING NOISE

ENSURE ALL GAPS ARE SEALED

IF HE FINDS YOU, YOU WILL BE KISSED AND DROWN IN HIS SALIVA

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 15:55

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