I hope Tom Brady gets hit by a bus

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sudonim: Oct 6, 2005

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

He’s handsome too.

Handsome yet divorced, so whatever personality he has must not be worth the pretty face

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sudonim: Oct 6, 2005

redshirt posted:

Amusing (maybe only to me) bus anecdote.

I was working for a big huge corporation and they had kicked off a big documentation effort company wide. It was actually pretty genius, declaring that specific month documentation month and everyone had to focus on documenting all their procedures. They had kickoff meetings and merchandise, the works. One phrase my sectional supervisor kept using was "What would happen if you got hit by a bus? How would we know how to do your job?"

Anyways I was young and poor and cynical and also a tad suicidal and I came to the busy Park Street intersection in Boston one night, crossing the busy street against the crosswalk light, thinking I could make it.

To see two buses headed right at me. I could not make it across in time, nor could I go back. So I just stood straight up as both buses WOOOSHED past me by inches and my last thought on this beautiful world was going to be "OH NO, I DIDN'T DOCUMENT MY PROCESSES!!"

I didn't die though, obviously. But that thought has stuck with me for a long time now, my last thought was gonna be about loving work documentation. LAME!!!!

Glad to hear you didn't get bussed. Which line was it? It's a good thing the 57 doesn't go near Park Street, the 57 is out for blood.

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